Guest MrPepper Posted January 1, 1970 Share Posted January 1, 1970 you all know me..and believe it or not this is my first ob. and it was a doozy!....what your about to read is true and real!!as some of you know who know me..i play poker as a part time job!... (i usually play 20/40 holdem at casino AZ here in phoenix)anyways, this afternoon during a fairly lively game..( i was up about 2,000.00 at the time) i was seated in the 1 seat right next to the dealer.well in the high limit section all the dealers know the regulars and vice versa..we all shoot the s**t, bust eachothers nuts, etc. well about 20 min into one hand the dealer julia who is a hot 30s blond, who is gorgeous..nips like little raisins, toes you can suck on for a day..she's the kinda woman that makes you get down on your hands and knees and thank god your a man....anyways, she was collecting all the cards to start to shuffle..as she was shuffling she started twitching her nose, and wiggling it..someone asked what was the matter, and she replied..."i think i am gonna sneeze"....as she started dealing she started some ahh ahhs...and said "ok..big sneeze coming"..someone said just dont sneeze on the pot or cards!"..so..without thinking...i said here let me help..and i put my finger under her nose...ALL DURING THE REST OF THE HAND...during the entire had she kept false starting, ahh ahhing...wiggling...etc. (and no i was not in the hand...i folded AQ suited to make sure i didnt miss the sneeze)when the hand ended...julia said.."joe, you better move your finger, this sneeze is gonna come out for sure"..i did...she sneezed a huge sneeze...the table clapped...and the game continued...so...how's that for a ob????? Link to comment
ilikesneezes2000 Posted January 1, 1970 Share Posted January 1, 1970 nice ob! Very nice you lucky guy 8) Link to comment
Guest Posted January 1, 1970 Share Posted January 1, 1970 great ob....but what did she sound like?? Link to comment
calypso Posted January 1, 1970 Share Posted January 1, 1970 Nice obs. I can see you like the movie the Naked Gun! I like those movies too!-Laura Link to comment
RB Posted January 1, 1970 Share Posted January 1, 1970 That's a great obs, but I can't believe you folded an AQ!! I would have thought it was a "sign", but at least you got the obs out of it Link to comment
Clark Kent Posted January 1, 1970 Share Posted January 1, 1970 now thats what i'm talkin about!!!!!! whos the daddy...you are!!!!!AQ though.............yeah u still did the right thing!!!!!! Link to comment
Honkytonklagoon Posted January 1, 1970 Share Posted January 1, 1970 I give this one a 10: Great beat and fun to dance to. Until this moment I never saw the purpose of gambling!Joel Link to comment
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