sneezesweater Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I had to take a flight today. I was sitting next to an older woman, probably in her 60's. She was wearing a big cardigan sweater....in june wtf? I wasn't complaining though, older or not..she looked good. I must admit I was interested in seeing her sneeze or blow.. but...alas..it was me that sneezed. About half way through the flight, I got this enormous tickle in my nose. I imediately pulled out my white handkerchief and shook it open. The woman looked at me questioningly. I stuttered out a shaky.. I ha...have t.. uh ..to sneeze. I turned to my right side facing the window and roared a big sneeze into my hanky.. "HURRUSH-USH-SHOOO".... I awaited the second sneeze, my face still buried in my hanky.."HURARGGHHHSHOOO!!!" The woman gave me an enthusiastic "god bless you!" and informed me that I sneeze like her ex husband. I doubled my hanky over and gave a screaming two nostril honk. "You blow your nose like him too!" She said laughing. I was finished cleaning up and returning my hanky when I was hit with the loudest sneeze yet. I didn't have time to unfold my hanky, I just turned to my side again and let this thing go into my folded hanky square. "EEEEYYYYESHHH-ASHH-ESHH-SHOOOO!!" I shook open my hanky and let another one loose.."HURRRRARSHHH-URGSHOOO!!!" She blessed me. I excused myself and told her I needed to blow again. I gave several deep blasts for each nostril, and finished with a two nostril screamer again. When I was finished, I appologized to her. She said she didn't mind and that she had quite a honk her self! I awaited eagerly but nothing...Thats my obs! Link to comment
hankyhonk Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Wow! great self obs! Nice to hear that you don't hold back even in public. I bet sitting that close to someone it must be a pretty loud honk. Do you ever try not to honk or do you normally think to hell with and have a good blow? Have to ask do you always use hankies? I do as I also have a hell of a honking blow and tissues can't take the strain!thanks for the obs again!HHI had to take a flight today. I was sitting next to an older woman, probably in her 60's. She was wearing a big cardigan sweater....in june wtf? I wasn't complaining though, older or not..she looked good. I must admit I was interested in seeing her sneeze or blow.. but...alas..it was me that sneezed. About half way through the flight, I got this enormous tickle in my nose. I imediately pulled out my white handkerchief and shook it open. The woman looked at me questioningly. I stuttered out a shaky.. I ha...have t.. uh ..to sneeze. I turned to my right side facing the window and roared a big sneeze into my hanky.. "HURRUSH-USH-SHOOO".... I awaited the second sneeze, my face still buried in my hanky.."HURARGGHHHSHOOO!!!" The woman gave me an enthusiastic "god bless you!" and informed me that I sneeze like her ex husband. I doubled my hanky over and gave a screaming two nostril honk. "You blow your nose like him too!" She said laughing. I was finished cleaning up and returning my hanky when I was hit with the loudest sneeze yet. I didn't have time to unfold my hanky, I just turned to my side again and let this thing go into my folded hanky square. "EEEEYYYYESHHH-ASHH-ESHH-SHOOOO!!" I shook open my hanky and let another one loose.."HURRRRARSHHH-URGSHOOO!!!" She blessed me. I excused myself and told her I needed to blow again. I gave several deep blasts for each nostril, and finished with a two nostril screamer again. When I was finished, I appologized to her. She said she didn't mind and that she had quite a honk her self! I awaited eagerly but nothing...Thats my obs! Link to comment
shy guy Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Bless you! That was a great obs! I, too, am an uninhibited sneezer and use a hanky religiously! What an enjoyable experience it is to unleash a roaring sneeze and take a good blow into a hanky! It's also nice that the lady seated next to you was so understanding; who knows, maybe she really enjoyed it! Link to comment
ID2006 Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 bless you. That was an awesome obs Link to comment
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