Sneesee Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 Okay, I’m really not a sneeze stalker, I swear! Well, maybe I am. Anyway, I was at Woodman’s yesterday, buying some last minute stuff for my party. As soon as I walked in the door, I noticed a tall woman, with short brown hair, and a very red nose. Of course, she instantly intrigued me, and so I sort of followed her a little bit, to see if perhaps the red nose was either because of allergies or a cold. Honestly, it didn’t matter which one, I was just curious to see if she might sneeze. And sure enough, about thirty seconds after I expertly started following her, she got a pretty intense pre-sneeze expression on her face. Then she silently stifled the first sneeze. I wandered not far from her with my cart, while she walked, and then the same look came over her face, only a bit more intense. To me, she looked very annoyed about it, too. Anyway, the second stifle did have a bit of noise to it, sounding as if she was struggling to keep them quiet and starting to fail. Then she walked away from me, but as I watched her walk down the aisle, and I could still see her over the baked goods, she tilted her head back once more, and then caught the third sneeze into a tissue, so I couldn’t hear it. Then she gave a little blow, and then I never saw her again, even though I did look for her as I wandered the store. Link to comment
army-girl Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 You are speaking my language sister *stalk stalk* cheers, thanks for the share. Link to comment
bob12 Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 hahahaha im sure everybody has sneeze stalked at least one person Link to comment
vote_for_pedro Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 I stalk people in public all the time. It's all in good fun. I'm not dangerous, and as far as I know no one has ever noticed. My husband gets so mad, but I can't help myself. I'm magnetically drawn to weirdos. I can't believe I've never sneeze stalked someone, though. What kind of crappy fetishist am I? Link to comment
Mr Sneezy Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 hahahaha im sure everybody has sneeze stalked at least one person Only one? I should put up a brass plate and call myself a nasal surveillence expert. Link to comment
Jemmabean Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 I love sneeze stalking. It's a fun little game - I don't deal well with being noticed though. I get horribly embarassed and run away. Link to comment
Honkytonklagoon Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Only one? I should put up a brass plate and call myself a nasal surveillence expert. Sneesee, stalker makes you sound as if you are dangerous, or even -- heaven forbid -- selfish. As Mr. Sneezy has suggested, you are doing important surveillance work -- for the community. And your people thank you. Link to comment
Lamborghini Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 As Mr. Sneezy has suggested, you are doing important surveillance work -- for the community. And your people thank you. You can say that again baby my man! Lamborghini Link to comment
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