chui Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 (edited) so yeah....today i went to practice, this being judo of course, and in the middle of throwing drills, i felt a terrible burning somewhere along the bridge of my nose. now, me being the exhibitionist i am, stifling was not an option....i breathed in and out slowly through my mouth a few times, almost timidly for fear it would chase it away....my nose crinkled, and i closed my eyes....i could feel it building...it was only a matter of time.......K'SHHHH'UInow, that spelling can only partially do this sound justice. i really am a bit of a screamer when i dont hold back, and it was a medium pitched feminine scream....worthy of Jamie Lee Curtis on allergies....and it was loud enough to stop all action on the mat. all the guys turned in time to see me fully bent over from the force, and they blessed me, most incredulously...this in itself sent me almost into hysterical giggles...but the best part was when my Sensei came out of the office..and asked what that noise was. it went a bit like this.....Sensei: what was that? Guy: it was a sneeze! Sensei: no way! More Guys: yeah...it was!....it was *interruption*Sensei: if that was a sneeze....it wasnt human Me: and then i laffed maniacally.... and jumped about while my sensei gave me this look.... teehee...i do love giving a good interruption to the usual turn of events.... and of course now, im known for making even more unusual sounds.... Edited August 13, 2007 by chui Link to comment
Rika Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Well, chui...there's obviously only one proper response:BLESS YOU!!! Link to comment
chui Posted August 1, 2007 Author Share Posted August 1, 2007 *insert big cheesy grin right here* Link to comment
KawaiiKitty Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Haha!Now I don't normally read obs much less comment on them but this one NEEDED it. For this::Sensei: if that was a sneeze....it wasnt human Is the funniest response EVER. That just made me laugh so hard. At exactly the right time because I have to go do something I don't really want to. I'm going to be thinking of that line and laughing inwardly while I do it.Weirdly enough...as I type this a FEATHER is circling around outside my window, like it's LOOKING AT ME. Sneezing...feathers...hmm! Link to comment
Secret98 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Chui, you always amaze me with your obs, of your self. Now that we know your not human just kidding... Great obs! Link to comment
Sneesee Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 Damn, that must've felt good to have your sneeze talked about in such a manner! Congrats, and a big 'ole BLESS YOU! Link to comment
Geist Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 ......wait. You mean you were HUMAN before?!?!! Link to comment
count tiszula Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 It wasn't human; it was DIVINE! Link to comment
chui Posted August 2, 2007 Author Share Posted August 2, 2007 Chui, you always amaze me with your obs, of your self. Now that we know your not human just kidding... Great obs! shhhhh!! dont tell.... ive been hiding my true identity so well..... Link to comment
Raistlin Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 hey Chui, want to spar some time? Link to comment
chui Posted August 5, 2007 Author Share Posted August 5, 2007 MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!if you think you can keep up. Link to comment
Dawnie Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Well, chui...there's obviously only one proper response:BLESS YOU!!! I couldn't agree more. Link to comment
Raistlin Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 My base is in Kenpo, so I'm much more at home in upright sparring, but I know enough jujitsu and shootfighting to have fun getting beaten Link to comment
chui Posted August 9, 2007 Author Share Posted August 9, 2007 *thinks evil twisted thoughts*ok..ill bring the feathers..... Link to comment
Guest sneezeguy Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 I dont know whether to bless you or congratulate you XD Link to comment
chui Posted August 10, 2007 Author Share Posted August 10, 2007 *insert big cheesy grin*ill take either one.... Link to comment
chui Posted August 13, 2007 Author Share Posted August 13, 2007 (edited) oh dear me....we had dojo cleanup yeasterday, where we pulled up all the mats, and cleaned everything, and painted and such...and of course, all those smells and the dust...it was bound to get to me. well, my sensei was standing about a foot from me, and the urge just got so strong...i couldnt stop the burning, so i turned really quickly and sneezed into my shoulder. it was a really sharp "ECH!!" sound....a partially stifled screamy one. this wouldnt have been out of the ordinary, but for the fact that my Sensei turned and stared at me before saying " OH MY GOD " at which point i snickered and giggled like the evil wench i am well, i continued to sneeze throughout the day, mostly the same sounds, and all the guys kept blessing me..except for my sensei, who im sure was trying to figure out how i made that sound.... Edited August 13, 2007 by chui Link to comment
(hippo) Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 BWAHAHAH!!! My GOD, those obs are HILARIOUS!!! *wipes away tears*Shjeez, i need to see you Sensei's face when you sneeze like that mate Link to comment
chui Posted August 14, 2007 Author Share Posted August 14, 2007 if you could see it....you'd be laughing just as hard as i was.... Link to comment
doggo Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 I love these! Somebody PLEASE help this woman get this on tape... Link to comment
Guest Forsaken Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Amazing obs, as allways Link to comment
chui Posted August 15, 2007 Author Share Posted August 15, 2007 glad to have tortured.....er.....amused you all.... ill be sure to go sneeze around my sensei some more.... Link to comment
chui Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 well....looks like ive done it again.... something has been plagueing me in the dojo... and during class tonight, well...i just had a fierce tickle that would not be denied. It was only one... but lately ive been having a sore throat, so stifling was out of the question. there was just a hint of buildup, and it was totally dry. a very sharp, very LOUD "Heh'chu'EW!" yup...all three syllables... but there was something weird about the sounds... it wasnt anything like what i normally do..and was somewhat high pitched, but not squeaky... infact, the guys said it reminded them vaguely of a missle launch. im not quite sure what to think of this one... i really wasnt trying to make an ostentious sound.... it just kinda happened... Link to comment
sneezybreezy Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 bless you!!! hahaha missile launch? Your observations are very funny but I like them...make sure to bring some peppers/feathers to your next class..but from the sound of it, it seems like you don't need it. Link to comment
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