So sure I've found one ...

[Guest nosey]

I am so convinced that I work with a fellow fetishist I would be willing to place money on it. But because there are no sneeze fetish casinos (sorry, reeeeeeeally lame joke), I'm wondering if I could ask a question on here in case my co-worker reads the forum. (If other members think it's inappropriate for me to use the forum in that way, I apologize and will not do it again, but honestly, I've never been so sure!)

So, if the line "Well, guys, if anyone wants to disappear ... " means anything to you, I'd love for you to respond ... just so I don't have to keep wondering!

[vote_for_pedro]

Interesting! I don't suppose you're willing to share any of the other reasons you've come to this conclusion that you'd place money on? I can't say that the secret phrase means anything to me, but it's fun to think two SFF closet cases are working together and don't even know it!

[Geist]

Oh yes! I'm curious for details, also! I have actually met "one of us" outside of the forum purely by accident, so it IS possible.

[Sneesee]

Yeah, I was thinking some details of some behaviors would be cool. And I totally wish there was some secret phrase or question we could ask other people, to see if they belong to "us" or not. Maybe we should think of one and post it?

[Honkytonklagoon]

Sneesee, great idea. Some little phrase or question that would go over anyone else's head, but would be a tipoff to another fetishist.

[Sternuto]

I too have met one of us. (although... I dont think she is on this forum...). She actually may never be. Utah people dont have the time for the internet.... with all their religion dutys, and courting traditions....

But... Ive definately met a sneeze fetishist.

[Pilgrim]

And I totally wish there was some secret phrase or question we could ask other people, to see if they belong to "us" or not.

I'd always figured that, if I ever met someone I thought to be one of us, I'd just make some allusion to Hypnos and/or Bondi.

[whymilk]

But how would you know? Most of us fetishists keep to ourselves kind of....I mean we don't go around going all OMG I LOVE SNEEZING!!!!

So how would you find out?

[Niceguy]

Yeah. We totally need a secret signal.

Any ideas?

[Blah!?]

Yeah. We totally need a secret signal.

Any ideas?

Would you kindly tell me what SFF stands for, boyo?

But then, we'd all need to be genetically altered to obey any command given when said with "would you kindly..."

(Sorry, I've been playing too much Bioshock lately...)

[Niceguy]

Yeah. We totally need a secret signal.

Any ideas?

Would you kindly tell me what SFF stands for, boyo?

But then, we'd all need to be genetically altered to obey any command given when said with "would you kindly..."

(Sorry, I've been playing too much Bioshock lately...)

Yeah... preferably one that wouldn't otherwise get us a very strange look...

[vote_for_pedro]

But how would you know? Most of us fetishists keep to ourselves kind of....I mean we don't go around going all OMG I LOVE SNEEZING!!!!

Sneesee is the only one who does that. Sorry for picking on you, Sneesee! I promise, it's done with mucho luv. I majorly envy your bravery and bumper stickers.

[(hippo)]

I've suspected one of the English exchange students to be one of "us".

Alas, she wasn't

But you're probably more sure than i was. On the very last day of her stay, i went up to her and said, very bluntly, "Would you, by any chance, belong to the SFF?"

And she's genuinely puzzled and says...." Ummm.... What's.. that?"

And so i say "Never mind. Oh! Nathan just sneezed on Anna! Yuck! (LIES :rolleyes)"

and she didn't even look So, that settled that.

[~~~]

This is an interesting concept. I've only ever really suspected one person to be "one of us" just cause she wouldn't sneeze in front of anyone...EVER. But suspicion was just as soon washed away. It would be nice to have a code or whatever to let us know when we've personally met another though.

[Dusty15]

I did stumble across another fetishist on Live Journal. There was an "Ask Me Anything" question relating to telling a therapist about your fetish, and someone said "I wouldn't because it would be then uncomfortable if she did that thing." I said, me too, and I didn't want to share. The person joked maybe we had the same thing, and I asked if they knew what I meant if I said "the forum" and they did! heheh

[resolution]

I was in a Barnes and Nobles bookstore once and heard a sonic sneeze from a guy behind me. Well ofcourse I ignored it but this girl came racing into that section of the store and began looking around wildly at everyone. A few of us looked up at her and then continued with what we were doing. She stayed there a few seconds longer and then walked away slowly. Because I only care about female sneezes it actually never struck me that she might be a fetishist. This was also a while ago, at a time in which I had only recently discovered that there were some other fetishists via the internet, but had no idea how extensive it was, so it was not second nature for me to wonder whether or not she was a fetishist. Now that I consider the incident in retrospect, I am almost sure of it. Funny thing is, I think it is because I subconsciously recognized that look in her eye when she was frantically searching around for the sneezer.

[army-girl]

I'd always figured that, if I ever met someone I thought to be one of us, I'd just make some allusion to Hypnos and/or Bondi.

I've actually tried that a bit when I met under circumstances someone who nicknamed himself Bondi "so are you sure you don't have a website?" (for a whole 5 minutes, he wouldn't fess up...).

Yeah. We totally need a secret signal.

Any ideas?

Would you kindly tell me what SFF stands for, boyo?

But then, we'd all need to be genetically altered to obey any command given when said with "would you kindly..."

(Sorry, I've been playing too much Bioshock lately...)

Yeah... preferably one that wouldn't otherwise get us a very strange look...

YEAY! BioShock! after my very last exam hopefully I'll have more time to play it (but I'm glad I'll have someone to trade notes with) in other relations, google SFF, there's a tone of stuff that isn't us (like the Scottish Fishermen's Federation) so if someone asked me, surely I'd make up something just to throw them off on purpose.

What we need is a safe-phrase, like a safe-word ! like maybe: "Are you a member of the Scottish Fishermen's Federation?" (because clearly that is even less likely than being a sneeze fetishist) then we need to make a sticky of it or a mass-mail to everyone then we need to figure out a way to get to people who are fetishists and don't know it and to people who know it but never found the forum... does anyone have any spare money lying around? mass-media-campaign!

I'll go back to studying now ._.

[Secret98]

I'd always figured that, if I ever met someone I thought to be one of us, I'd just make some allusion to Hypnos and/or Bondi.

I've actually tried that a bit when I met under circumstances someone who nicknamed himself Bondi "so are you sure you don't have a website?" (for a whole 5 minutes, he wouldn't fess up...).

Yeah. We totally need a secret signal.

Any ideas?

Would you kindly tell me what SFF stands for, boyo?

But then, we'd all need to be genetically altered to obey any command given when said with "would you kindly..."

(Sorry, I've been playing too much Bioshock lately...)

Yeah... preferably one that wouldn't otherwise get us a very strange look...

YEAY! BioShock! after my very last exam hopefully I'll have more time to play it (but I'm glad I'll have someone to trade notes with) in other relations, google SFF, there's a tone of stuff that isn't us (like the Scottish Fishermen's Federation) so if someone asked me, surely I'd make up something just to throw them off on purpose.

What we need is a safe-phrase, like a safe-word ! like maybe: "Are you a member of the Scottish Fishermen's Federation?" (because clearly that is even less likely than being a sneeze fetishist) then we need to make a sticky of it or a mass-mail to everyone then we need to figure out a way to get to people who are fetishists and don't know it and to people who know it but never found the forum... does anyone have any spare money lying around? mass-media-campaign!

I'll go back to studying now ._.

What if someone said, "I am a member of the Scottish Fishermen's Federation." the you say," So you have a sneeze fetish?" Then they say, "what the H**l are you talking about?" My paranoid side shows yet again...

Like a phrase that we would all known, maybe something like, "The cat eats pepper with a flower" a weird phrase were we'd know what it's real meaning is.

[Geist]

Alright, fellow fetishists....I've deleted your posts on this matter, buuuuut....

Stop threadjacking this topic. If you want to have a Monty Python fest, please continue this in Off-Topic. Have respect for the poster and the information.

Threadjacking is a VERY impolite thing to do when it's taken to this extent, so stop.

~Aku