Guest Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 I mean, its bad enough usually. But now there's germs involved, which triples the number. I may actually have to break the fourth wall and punch God soon. Link to comment
VoOs Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 EWWWWWWWW! Parents sneezing... I know how you feel. My mom has this horrible over-dramatic sneeze, usually with a long build-up, and my dad's is so loud it's almost like a scream. Uuuurghh. Link to comment
doggo Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Oh dear. I'm happy I don't live with my parents anymore. Even the thought of my mother's tremendous allergy-screamers and my dads earth-shaking explosion-sneezes make me want to crawl under a rock and die. You have my sicerest sympathy. Link to comment
Guest Hannah Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 My mom's sneeze makes me wanna run out of the room and blast Korn as high as it'll go. And I kate Korn! But my grandpa's is dramaticly long and loud. It's like "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh-AAAAAHH!!!!" Link to comment
Niceguy Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Yeah. I hate this too. *sympathy* Link to comment
army-girl Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 I hate it when it gets to me (at least I can say it doesn't all the time... *sigh*), hang tight *sympathy ray* Link to comment
Sneesee Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Ugh, I always used to hate it when my parents sneezed. Luckily, I don't live with them anymore, and don't have to hear it so often. But yeah, when I lived at home, I'd stay in my room and listen to music as loud as I could, especially during cold season. Link to comment
Blah!? Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 As hard as it was, I've somehow managed to get over my parents' sneezes. However, it still kills me when they do stuff I'd love to see a girl who I'm not related to do, such as buildups and such. The thing that REALLY gets me is when they talk about it. Sadly they tend to do it a lot... Link to comment
SeaHeart Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Ugh It's.... I just don't have the words for it.. I feel your pain! Link to comment
shy_obsession Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Oh, Lord. It's bad, isn't it? Here's my situation: my dad has these awful piercingly, startlingly loud sneezes that sound more like "HEEEESH" than an actual sneeze. And my mom does rapid-fire sneezes, probably about eight in a row. It's incredibly annoying, especially because she does it several times a day. Link to comment
Rhomberg Rabbit Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Oh, Lord. It's bad, isn't it? Here's my situation: my dad has these awful piercingly, startlingly loud sneezes that sound more like "HEEEESH" than an actual sneeze. And my mom does rapid-fire sneezes, probably about eight in a row. It's incredibly annoying, especially because she does it several times a day. My mom was a rapid-fire sneezer. As a child, this fascinated me. [still does when it's someone I'm not related to]As an adult I just found it annoying. Fortunately my Dad is a singles guy and usually gets it over with quickly. My brother= His come in bunches. [i'm sure the rest of you would love it.] Link to comment
Helter Skelter Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Oh man, that sucks. I've got the same problem. My brother is sick right now. It's everything I can do not to throttle him. It's awful.And my parents have really gross sneezes too. Really loud and just...ugh But my brother is the worst. Plus all the coughing and stuff. *shudders* Link to comment
Alucard Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 I mom has this overly-dramatic "choo" at the end of her sneezes. To make it worse, she always looks at me afterwards and expects me to bless her! Link to comment
Mirf Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 I think i would still hear my dad even if i were deaf . I might have mentioned it before occasionally but my dad is one of the loudest sneezers i know and yes it bugs me to death . Additionally he makes those "impression-creating" comments after he does .. like "Uh .. spray.. " and it just keeps creeping me out more and more. If he's sick i try to reduce my "home time" to an absolute minimum sleep with earplugs (which i usually do anyway ) and my head wrapped in my pillow hiding under my cover just a big big EWWW :lmfao:. Link to comment
girl_in_love Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Good to know I'm not the only one about parents, LOL! My Dads sneeze is loud sometimes, mums isnt so bad, ugh and not parents but my sister sometimes her sneezes really annoy me sometimes and I have no idea why, yeah! Thats my story. Love~*Jillo*~ Link to comment
atchoum Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Oh, Lord. It's bad, isn't it? Here's my situation: my dad has these awful piercingly, startlingly loud sneezes that sound more like "HEEEESH" than an actual sneeze. And my mom does rapid-fire sneezes, probably about eight in a row. It's incredibly annoying, especially because she does it several times a day. My mom was a rapid-fire sneezer. As a child, this fascinated me. [still does when it's someone I'm not related to]As an adult I just found it annoying. Fortunately my Dad is a singles guy and usually gets it over with quickly. My brother= His come in bunches. [i'm sure the rest of you would love it.] Though I can understand where you are all coming from, I must say I have been rather enjoying the descriptions of parents' sneezes. Not being my parents, I would probably find some of them very interesting indeed.The Mayor's note on the difference in sneezing habits in siblings is also a good one. I've always been fascinated in similarities - and differences - in siblings' sneezes. Link to comment
Guest Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 I want to add my sympathy to everyone else's on here - I HATE my parents' sneezing - it's the most disgusting thing I can think of really, especially when they talk about it afterwards. Luckily none of them expect me to bless them (I have a step-dad so i have 3 parents, which is why I said none rather than neither...you didn't really care but anyway...), so that's something to be grateful for I guess...but still...eeeew. Link to comment
shy_obsession Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 But my brother is the worst. Plus all the coughing and stuff. *shudders*AMEN. Link to comment
Guest No More Lies Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Actually, to be different, I'm going to say that hearing my parents sneeze isn't so bad. My mum almost NEVER sneezes, and my dad is a one shot guy. He only sneezes when he's sick, and then maybe twice a day. So I can deal with that. My BROTHER on the other hand. Rapid-fire, and he's so dramatic about it. It makes me want to grab his nose in a pair of BBQ tongs and twist. Link to comment
Rhomberg Rabbit Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Though I can understand where you are all coming from, I must say I have been rather enjoying the descriptions of parents' sneezes. Not being my parents, I would probably find some of them very interesting indeed.The Mayor's note on the difference in sneezing habits in siblings is also a good one. I've always been fascinated in similarities - and differences - in siblings' sneezes.Here's one for ya. Mom was good for 5-10 at a time, but both her brothers are strictly singles. Like dad they get it over with quick and dont talk about it. Except to ask Pharmacist-dad what allergy meds to buy. Link to comment
Sternuto Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 I used to love my moms sneezes! Big, breathy buildups.... usually while trying to talk! Followed by 3 or 4 huge, wet, window rattling sneezes. YUMMY! Link to comment
jenn Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 my mom is the worst every time she sneezes it is at the least 6 sneezes and the most i have remembered is 20 something because everytime she sneezes someone around her has to count them. I hate it Link to comment
Guest Xylaphone Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 My mother rarely sneezes but dad......ugh.Just seeing his expression ::attempts to gouge eyes out:: Link to comment
Rika Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Oh my gosh...nothing grosses me out like a relative's sneeze...NOTHING, I tell you! It's really awful, because my mom sneezes a lot and my brother has probably the worst allergies I've seen. And it doesnt just gross me out, it also just makes me mad and puts me in a rotten mood. And then when I storm out of a room, and someone asks why....I have no answer to give! One of the worst things I've encountered with my parents and this fetish is just the simple habit that my mom, and my mom's entire female side of the family has...they sniffle! Constantly, no matter the state of their health, whether they have allergies or not...they are always sniffing and twitching their noses. Every few seconds...it drives me up the wall...Eventually, I start getting grumpy if it's too bad, and just have to walk away...So, yea...in short...I'm not a fan of parents sneezing... Link to comment
SeaHeart Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 I want to add my sympathy to everyone else's on here - I HATE my parents' sneezing - it's the most disgusting thing I can think of really, especially when they talk about it afterwards. Luckily none of them expect me to bless them (I have a step-dad so i have 3 parents, which is why I said none rather than neither...you didn't really care but anyway...), so that's something to be grateful for I guess...but still...eeeew.Ugh... My mother would love for me to bless her. She pouts because I don't... ICK! I hate the awful silence after she sneezes. I usually leave the room, or start talking right after the fact, pretending the sneeze(s) never happened. Link to comment
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