My Best Friends Cold

[*~Blue~*]

Ok, so, my best friend is sick. He was telling me last night that he is sneezing all the time and I'm going over to his house tonight to set up the christmas tree with my other best friend, who happens to be his girlfriend. This is going to be terribly awquard because both of them know about my fetish >.<

Phoen

[The Sneezster]

Well, you'll just have to secretly and discreetly enjoy the sneezing, because, you're right, it would be wrong to get all ga-ga over his sneezes. And, if they say anything about the sneezes getting you all hot and bothered, you can say something like, "They're distracting -- I won't lie about that -- but I don't get horny over you guys. You're my friends; I don't like you in that way."

But record them in your brain, for private play-back later.