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I'm so excited! I found a Scooby Doo fanfic were Scooby sneezes while hiding and I didn't even write it :drool: It may not be the best peice of sneeze fetish fiction but I don't think it was written by one of us.

SCOOBY DOO WHERE ART THOU ANAON!

By Jreb

The characters in this story are owned by Warner Bros. &

Hanna-Barbearra and are used without permission. SO THERE!

Authors note: This is a story of the Mystery Inc. gang in a

historical setting. Think of this as the 19th century Batman in

“Gotham by Gaslight” story. In other words familiar characters in

different setting!

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SOME WHERE IN ENGLAND IN THE TIME OF ELIZABETH 1

The mystery wagon went jostling down the old roman road. In the

drivers seat was a tall young man in a shabby green doublet next to

him was a huge brown and black spotted Great Dane with a blue-green

leather collar. On the road was also three out riders One was a

tall blond man wearing a leather doublet of a soldier well armed

with sword, dagger, and, pistols on his black warhorse. Also

accompanying him was two young women, one was a comely redhead

dressed in purple riding dress riding a buckskin mere. Behind her

was last but not least riding a small chestnut mere was a short

girl with short chestnut hair but dressed as a boy in doublet and

hose in bright orange & red. Like the soldier she was also armed

with swords & pistols but like a student with glasses.

“ GOD’S BLOOD FRED!” shouted the young man in green “Like where in

the name of the Great Bess are we?”” Still in England I hope?”

“Yes Shaggy me lad we are still happily in old’ Blighty and on the

business of the Great Bess as well”

“ Indeed my good Captain” Said the Lady- Lord in orange. Methinks

you got us lost again-Zoons!”

“Nay Velma my girl we are not lost but simply. …Well misplaced.”

Said Capt. Fred.

“OH LORD HELP US POOR SINNERS!” Lamented Shaggy.

The dog sitting next to Shaggy started to make a fainting gesture

and made “O ROW RUS RE!” sound.

“Come on you ruffians!” said the redhead” Fred doing the best he

can. This is the first time he’s gotten us lost this month!”

“Gramercy Daphne. At least I can count on you my lady.”

The wagon continued down the road in thick forest. Velma road up

beside Captain Fred with a concerned look on her bespeak able

face.” Captain I do not like the lay of this land at all! Some

scallywags could waylay us easily!”

“Aye Velma my girl even thought your not dressed like one. But I do

agree! Lets be on our guard! Loosing your blades and check the

priming on your pistols me thinks!”

“Tis well that has been done Fred.” said Velma Then turning her

attention to the wagon shouted to Shaggy& the Dog named Scooby

“Take care you silly boys keep your daggers and clubs handy I fear

for us!”

“But Velma do you really think we could be attacked?” said Daphne.

“Aye think of it as a six sense I picked up while serving with Fred

in the Low Countries.”

“But gee Velma!” wined Shaggy These roads are well patrolled –at

least thought they where?”

After a while the company came upon an inn. The gang was glad to

find one in spite of it’s ramshackle appearance the singe over the

door said King’s Arms. The stable boy took charge of the horses and

the gang wearily trooped into the inn’s doorway and plopped down at

a table in the common room. “What can I do for you fine folks?”

said the Innkeeper.

“We need two rooms and a LOT of food please.” Fred ordered.

“Surly “ the Innkeeper said “IM glad for your trade we don’t get

many travelers lately since the Dark Rider showed up!”

“The Dark Rider?” questioned Velma” Aye sir-er- miss the Dark Rider

is the spawn of the Devil himself!”

“Is he a ghost or a common highwayman?” inquired Daphne

“I don’t know my lady. But I do know he’s real enough comes out of

the night to prey on travelers on the old roman road. Your party

was lucky to reach here by nightfall.”

“See their Scooby we’re lucky we missed him good! Now lets go back

to London and tell the Queen that we didn’t see a darn thing!”

begged Shaggy

“Right rot aey rorn ring!” agreed Scooby.

“Shaggy ,Scooby!” Velma admonished.

“Very well Innkeeper thank you for your warning. Can you bring us

some food and drink now please.” Fred ordered once again.

As the Innkeeper left Fred spoke again “Well gang looks like we

have another mystery on our hands by royal command!”

Mystery Ltd. ordered by her majesty Queen Elizabeth the first to

investigate the strange happenings on the roads in this part of her

realm.

By then the gang settled down to a good leg of mutton and some

small roasted chickens, and a block of good cheese. By then Shaggy

& Scooby had finished off most of the mutton and were competing as

to who would get chew on the bone. After the simple but filling

meal the gang retired to there rooms. But poor Scooby was banished

to the stable.” Don’t worry Scooby.” comforted Velma’ curl up with

my horse Ptolemy she likes you know.” “Yea joked Shaggy there both

the same size!” With that everybody went to bed chucking at

Shaggie’s bad joke.

About midnight every thing was quite just the wind rustling threw

the leaves. Then all hell broke lose in the stable yard a rider on

a large black warhorse suddenly appeared. This horseman dressed in

black save for two red glowing eyes. This demon then threw a rope

to the roof of the inn and swing up into the window of the room the

girls where in. But before the burst out of the shadows Velma was

ready for him with both her horse pistols drawn and cocked. She

fired at the approaching intruder one shot went wide the other

pistol misfired. The Back Rider advanced knocking Velma out of the

way and knocking her glasses off as well.” GOD’S BLOOD!” Shouted

Velma as she fumbled in the dark. By then Daphne rolled off her bed

picked up her small crossbow aimed and fired. The bolt went wide as

well. In one move he picked up Daphne as she kicked and screamed.

Then he returned to the window and jumped out landed then mounted

his horse and rode off into the night!

By then Velma found her glasses and answered the thumping on the

door made by the boys.” NO-NO not again!” shouted Fred! Shaggy

brought in a light and Velma noticed the fired crossbow. Going down

to the stable yard Velma noticed in the lantern light the point

were the Dark Rider landed and then followed the trail out of the

gate. On the ground in the road was a scrap of cloth Velma picked

it up and sniffed it.”Jinnkies this is a piece of Daphne’s

nightgown I recognize her perfume!” With that thought she looked up

at the boys and smiled then stated, “SEE I AM A GIRL!” And then

said “She’s made a trail here we can follow if we look and sniff

carefully!” With that the remaining gang dressed gathered there

gear, by then the sun was up so they could follow. Fred mounted on

his horse Backfire Velma On her mere Ptolemy, Shaggy on Daphne’s

buckskin Pretty Girl. Scooby being a dog didn’t need a horse but

being the size of a pony could keep up. The mystery wagon and the

Draft horses were left at the inn

“Scooby do you think can sniff out the trail?” asked Velma.

“Rye rink ro Relma!” Scooby replayed.

The gang followed the trail down the road till they reached a fork

in the road.

“ry ringk ray rent ris ray.”As Scooby pointed down the path off the

main road.

“Very well lets go down that way!” ordered Fred.

Then as Mystery Ltd. Rode down the path the trees started to thin

out into a desolate wasteland and in the distance an old manor

house.

“SHOOT!” Not another spooky house!” cussed Shaggy!

“It’s looks like an old monastery.” Said Velma.

“Rull rooks Rookie roo reee.” Said Scooby.

“ But are we sure this is the hide out of the Dark Rider?” Wondered Fred.

Velma replayed” Has to be Captain where else would a creep like that live!”

“ Zonkes creeps like him always live in a place like that!” said Shaggy.

Velma pulled out her telescope from her saddlebags, and looked the

building over. The monastery was just as dilapidated as the inn as

if none had lived there for a while. But there was smoke coming out

of the chimney so someone must be there. “Hey man like wait just

one second here!” said Shaggy “Now Scooby n’ me anit going into

that spooky house without some nourishment first!”

“Very well Shaggy I just happen to have the new travel size Scooby

Snack pack here!” Said Velma pulling a box out of haversack,” take

the whole box lads!” With that the boys gobbled the Scooby Snacks

down like there last meal-which it might be.

“Hey man there pretty darn good considering they haven’t been

invented yet-right Scooby?”

“Rah-de –row Raggy!”ageeed Scooby.

“It will be dark in about an hour lets approach the house then

under cover of darkness. Till then let’s find a hidey hole and look

to our weapons Ill have no more misfires with my wheel locks!”

Suggested Velma. Fred nodded in agreement over what he thought a

good tactical move. The gang found a reverse slope of a small hill,

there they hobbled the horses and checked there gear and made a

plan. Fred then made a revelation “Vel we can’t bring our guns.”

“WHAT! Fred are you nuts where’re gonna need our firelocks to

rescue Daphne and capture the Dark Rider!”

“I know Velma but to maintain any element of surprise we have to

have no chance of misfires, anyway we still have our swords.”

“Well” said Shaggy That don’t bother Scooby N’ me we have neither

swords or pistols.”

“Very well Fred I see your point.” said Velma. “So do you have a plan Fred?”

“Of course I do Velma don’t I always!” “That’s what I afraid of Fred!”

IN the dark there appeared two ordinary Holstein cows. But if one

came closer to these particular bovines one would hear some strange

sounds. “Moo like Moo man!” “That’s it Shaggy keep it up.” said the

front of the cow. While the other cow sounded ROO ,ROO and then

came a” SHOOT!” from the rear end of this cow. “I tripped over my

sword!” sounded a feminine voice. Then these two black and white

cows moseyed over to the gate of the old monastery. Then with an

unheard signal the sides of the cows opened up to reveal Fred,

Velma, Shaggy& Scooby. Then at a fast run the gang entered the gate

keeping to the shadows. “Hey looks like the old cow disguise worked

again!” boasted Shaggy.” I think not!” said another voice. The gang

turned around to see a figure in black with red glowing eyes.” HOLY

FEMWET IT’S THE DARK RIDER!” This was Shaggy and Scooby’s time to

run away like a couple of cowards but of course Fred and Velma

weren’t staying round to talk as well. As Velma & Fred ran then

suddenly the ground gave out under them. They found themselves in a

deep pit.”Jinnkes not again Fred!”Are you all right Velma?”

questioned Fred.

“IM all right just my pride got hurt I guess Fred.” It was only

then the two young detectives noticed that the pit was too deep to

climb out of but the pit seemed to be at an end of a tunnel. Making

torches out of rags and branches and lighting them with flint and

tinder then Velma and Fred carefully make there way down the

tunnel.

“Lord I hope there no bats Fred.” Lamented Velma “ I Really hate bats!”

“Oh come on Velma “ said Fred “ those little bats aren’t gonna hurt

you-I think.”

Just then a big bat dived bombed Velma “JINNIKES” she squealed and

then pulled her hat down low over her head. “Little bats Fred!

Thanks Fred!” By then the kids noticed a light down the tunnel then

turned a corner into the light. Fred and Velma found a small cell

inside was a somewhat disheveled Daphne.” Geppers IM glad to see

you-now get me outta here!” demanded Daphne. Velma and Fred with

Daphne’s direction forced opened the lock. Daphne gave Fred a hug

and a long passionate kiss in the style made famous in France.

Velma just received a hug and then she unsung a small pack witch

she handed to Daphne.” Here Daph I think you need this.” Inside

were a clean chameise, skirt, bodice, stockings and slippers. “OH

thank you Velma I’ve been bear foot and in this ragged night gown

all day and it’s been kinda cold down here considering I used my

gown as a trail marker for the company to follow, IM almost naked!”

Velma looked over at Fred with a lecherous look on his face. “Yes

Daph it is a bit chilly.” While Daphne dressed the gang wondered

about Shaggy and Scooby.

“COME BACK HERE YOU TWO SO I CAN KILL YOU!” Demanded the Dark

Rider! “See that Scoob like he wants to waste us man!”

“ ROW NO!” wined Scooby. The two scared friends hid in the shadows

and saw the dark menace searching for them his eyes glowing and

sword drawn. But an old monastery is a dusty place and Scooby

started going ah…ah…Shaggy held his finger under his nose but to no

avail.” ‘ACHOO!” And when a Great Dane sneezes he sneezes :drool: this of

course alerts the Dark Rider to the boy’s location. “STOP SO ICAN

KILL YOU!” Like you gotta catch us first dude!” With that boast

Shaggy& Scooby take off running again down a dark passage. The

passage ended in a lighted room the guys looked around and found

them selves IN THE KITCHEN! “Cool beans Scooby like we found the

most wonderful room in the house! Let’s see what this dude eats?”

The boys found some ham,chese,bread ,mutton ,fresh

eggs,apples,chickens and cider and ale to wash it all down with!

BEEEEELCH! “Ris rat rall Raggy?” asked Scooby. “Sure is buddy we

ate it all dude!” Just then a Dark Specter burst into the room “WHO

EAT ALL MY VITICALES IM GOING TO KILL YOU TWO TWICE!” he said. Once

again the two friends take off running for their lives.

Fred Velma & Daphne were walking down a dark hallway discussing

their situation not looking ahead as usual and Shaggy & Scooby came

running around the corner at full tilt and as usual ran right into

Fred and the girls.” Folks we have to stop meeting like this me

thinks.” Said Fred. By the time the reunited gang got them selves

unwound the ghostly presence of the Dark Rider was almost on them.

Fred drew his blade in the en guard stance while Velma did

likewise. As the Dark Rider turned himself to guard against the

soldier and the tomboy suddenly felt a sharp blow to his head. He

turned to see Daphne holding Shaggy’s cudgel. “Take that you creepy

ahhh CREEP!” He suddenly took stock of his predicament. He was now

facing at least two armed soldiers

plus one really big growling dog. It was now his turn to run like

hell! “Give it up you rascal!” ordered Fred.” Oh no sir you put up

your sword or will you send this cur after me as well!” the Dark

Rider continued “But yet again aren’t you all curs of that dog

queen of this heretic land!” That was all it took Fred was on him

like a shot sword drawn. But the demon horseman knocked the blade

away from his body with his own. Velma seeing Fred’s body open

lunged her own blade between them. “Ah it’s the little man-girl

tell me who is your lover? The redhead or maybe the dog or both!”

Now it was Velma’s turn to be enraged and started her attack! “Yes

I love them both as a sister and my brother!” with that Velma drew

her left hand dagger.”You love this coward of a dog like a

brother-I hate to see your mother looks like!” Taunted the Dark

Rider. And that was all it took with Velma she attacked the Dark

Rider, but she was ready for him, both parried, trusted turned,

bobbed and weaved at each other! Then it was Fred’s turn, but

before he could attack the Dark Rider in a flash drew and tossed a

throwing dagger! Fred ducked as the deadly knife lodged in a wooden

beam. While this was happening the daemon rider disappeared. Where

did he go? Thought the gang collectively. Fred broke the silence

“OK gang lets look for clues!” Velma went to where the dagger was

imbedded in the wall “Jinnkies-I know the maker of this blade, tis

the maker of my own steel. See Fred!” Velma compared the Dark

Rider’s dagger with her own, and both were almost the same,. Good

work Velma the first clues we’ve had as yet. Then Daphne piped up

“Look Here a piece of cloth is sticking out of this wall!” “This

must be a hidden passage.” added Daphne. After a little time the

gang got the door open and just inside was that piece of cloth

turned into a fill cloak. “Well lookie here folks we got a big

piece of evidence here!” Purred Velma. “Bring a lantern closer

Shaggy please?” Hmmm lets see what can you tell me master cloak?”

“ Like guys shouldn’t be like after this guy or something?” Asked Shaggy.

“Very well.” added Fred lets check out the rest of this passage

lads.” With that Fred, Shaggy ‘& Scooby went to explore the

passage. Velma was still checking out the cloak.” Well lets see

here.’ Velma sniffed the cloak. “Smells like lavender don’t it

Daphne?” Daphne did indeed agree. “Yes it does Velma. As a matter

of fact it’s the same sent as I use!”

“Something doesn’t add up here Lady Blake.” as Velma sat back to

think. “One the Dark Rider knew what room we were at the inn. Two

He seemed to know a lot about us just a moment ago when we faced

him. Three He seems to also know where my Sword smith and your

Herbalist where you buy you’re sent. And lets look at this cloak.”

Velma stood up and held the cloak in front of her then asked Daphne

to stand up and turn around then she put the cloak on Daphne’s

shoulders. “Oh my stars Daphne this is a woman’s cloak it fits you

like a glove!”

“Then the Dark Rider Is…

“That’s right Lady Blake the Dark Rider is a woman and I think a

member of the Queen’s court. Plus she has a grudge against us!”

“I can understand the grudge part[as the Queen has shown favor to

the gang] Lady Dinkley, but her being part of the court?” asked

Daphne.

Easily, My Lady she would have to have knowledge about Mystery LTD.

And our whereabouts, she could only known that at court where as

you know there are no real secrets.” And by the way Velma added “IM

no Lady!”

“IF what you say is correct, Ill make sure her majesty will make

you one weather you like it or not!” Joked Daphne. By then the Boys

returned with no luck the Dark Rider had gotten clean away again.

Velma filled the lads on her findings. Fred thought he-she looked

small but for a woman had an arm like iron. Velma reminded Fred. “A

sword arm like mine Captain!” “Well it looks like there’s only one

place where we can solve this mystery-back at court wherever the

Queen is right now! Declared Fred.

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Greenwich palace

“ GOD”S BLOOD woman how can you wear this thing!!” yelled Velma.

“Now Velma all the court ladies do not wear a boy’s doublet they

wear girls garb.” Said Daphne.

“I know but I haven’t worn a woman’s dress in years, all this takes

some getting used to again.” Velma griped. Daphne knew she had a

big job on her hands but with help of the Queen’s ladies she

performs a minor miracle! When she was done Daphne stood back to

admire her handy work.” Look in the mirror Velma now you look like

the lady you really are!” Velma saw her refection in the glass,at

her dress, her hair and it was truly her self.

“IM- IM cute! IM pretty! It’s been so long Daphne.” With that she

broke down crying.

“I always knew you could do it lass.” Comforted Daphne.

Just then the door fling open and the Queen herself bonded into the

room. Daphne had to remind Velma with an elbow to the ribs to

curtsy and not to bow. “Oh ladies do get up now what can WE do for

my …Miss Dinkley is that you!”

“Yes your majesty it’s little old me.” Replayed Velma.

“Lady Blake has done an excellent job she looks just lovely!” said

the Queen.” Now ladies what have you and that wonderful dog of

yours found out?” Velma went over the gang’s findings and there

clues. With that the Queen ushered the girls out to the garden.

“Here in the open we can talk freely with being over herd.” By then

the Boys joined them. Scooby loped over to her Majesty so she could

do a royal scratch behind the ears then they got down to business.

It was just after midnight the moon light shown thought the window

in Velma and Daphne’s chamber. There in the bed were there sleeping

forms. Then by the window a dark shape appeared fumbling with the

windowpane then opened ever so carefully. Then the phantom crept in

the darkened room crossed the floor then with one move held a

dagger over the bed. Then with a flash the door to the wardrobe

banged opened and out stepped Velma with her two Wheelock pistols

leveled at the Dark Rider.

“You can end this now, this game is now over and you have a date at

the Tower my lady!”

“So it’s the little girl-man , so at least your wearing a dress so

are going to stop me freak!”

“No I don’t have to.” Velma yelled” Guards!” Then the room filled

with guards and the rest of the gang.

“NOW!” boasted Fred “Lets take off the mask and find out who it is!”

With that Velma went over the now bound figure and pulled off the

mask only to reveal a young woman.

“Just as I thought it’s Lady Airabella Howard or is it really Donna

Isabella de la Pole!” said Velma. With that Queen Elizabeth enter

the chamber took one look at the bound woman “Not Lady Airabella !”

she almost screamed. “My lady why would you do this!”

The disgraced woman looked up and said, “I did it for the true

Queen Mary of Scotland & France for you have no right to the

throne!”

“But I sit on the throne of England and sit I shall and like to see

any body take me off of it!” Even your Mistress!” said a now very

angry queen. Captain Jones we are again in your debt.” The queen

said,now much calmer. “But Lady Velma how did you know?”

“It would appear that the lady’s mommy puts name tags in all her

clothes like the cloak we found had her monogram on it,all we had

to do was first see who fit that monogram and what ladies where

gone from court while we were gone-simple really.” “By the way.”

Velma added “IM not a lady.”

“You are if WE say you are and from this moment you are a lady of

this court and of mine!”

“Thank you your majesty my sword is yours!” said a kneeling grateful Velma.

“It’s not your sword WE want but what’s between your ears WE have

need of my lady!”

“Yes my lady.” Replayed Velma.

Continued the Queen to the former Dark Rider “As for you my lady

you’re now going to the Tower to visit Master Toppcliff my chief

touchier.-guards take this scum away!”

“I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling

kids and that stupid dog too!” said the wicked woman as she was led

way.

“Why do they always say that?” Wondered Shaggy.

The gang lined up in front of the throne. Her majesty opened the

conversation “Well WE guess this is the time to once again to give

Mystery Ltd. Some sort or reward for your service.” “First Scoobert

approach the throne we want to give you some more head scratches!”

That Scooby was more than happy to do.”Now as for the rest of you

,Fredrick Jones approach Us!” Fred walked up and knelt before the

Queen. Her Majesty drew a sword then said “By the power of St.

Michel and St.George I dub thee knight arise Sir Fred!” IM also

making you Duke of Coolsingham and master of the manor there.” Lady

Blake that should satisfied your lord father methinks, now your

Freddie is a man of property.”

“Thank you your Majesty very much!” Replayed Daphne

“Just invite me to the wedding dear I love a wedding just not my

own, we redheads have to stick together Daphne!” she chuckled. “Now

as for you Lady Dinkley for WE have given your nobility last night.

But in your new home at Coolsinham house WE guess you will set up a

workshop or something?” and turning to Scooby said” I bet a big

fellow like you love to chase rabbits and lay by the fireplace

too.”

“Res your Rajasty rank roo.” Said Scooby

And then to Shaggy “WE shall do you a favor master Rodgers like WE

did for Sir Francis Drake when We let him have his pick of

booty…err gifts from us Instead you can have the same honor in our

pantry for your pick of food-would you like that Norvill?”

“LIKE YES MAM!”

“Now you have been awarded by US but also remember this you take

the love and respect of your Queen and the people of England.” Now

get thy selves gone WE have more work of state to do but WE shall

remember you in our prayers.” “Goodbye and good luck!”

With that the gang left the throne room with a new life but where

still happy to be alive and together as friends!

THE END!

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