krazykat Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Given the recent SOs cold and his elaborately phrased whining I figured I would ask what are the best descriptions of having a cold that anyone has heard... I'll start the list with...."am suffering from blocked nose syndrome atm" - female colleague"I swear I'm a plague factory" - SO (male) Link to comment
Sneesee Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Hmmm, lovely discussion. I think some of my favorites are:"Can you make me feel better?""Well, I had a sore throat last night, and then woke up all congested and sneezing this morning.""I've been sneezing all day from this cold.""I need a tissue.""I wish I had someone to make me feel better." Link to comment
Lamborghini Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 "I can't stop sneezing today." Lamborghini Link to comment
Vetinari Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 My favourite used to come from a veterinary nurse I used to work with. She would get a sneezy expression, take ages building up and then sneeze openly at the floor or the wall then say "I've been sneezing all weekend with this cold!". Seriously that pushed just about every button although it's not exactly what you were asking for. Link to comment
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