I Love My Dad!

[Celeb Obsessed]

My dad is a driver and he knows that sneezing while driving can be dangerous. So he invented a way to "sneeze" without really doing it: when you feel a sneeze coming on, exhale sharply and it'll come out as a strong breath. He's been doing that for several weeks and I don't have to listen to his thunderous sneezes anymore. Yayyyyyy!!!!!

And he tries to teach my mom to do that, but alas, to no avail. I wish she'd learn too because she sneezes very loudly and I just shudder every time.

[Here Secretly]

Your father is a brilliant man. I wish he'd teach MY parents, too... Sheesh!

[aquadyne14]

wouldn't it be great if they just didn't sneeze altogether!!! all in favour of no parental sneezing say "I" - LOL

[lovelysneeze]

I!

ahahhaa. i hate it when my parents sneeze. BLECHHH!

[PetalsAndThorns]

Wow, I could really use that right about now with my dad Hurray for you though and your wonderful dad! Maybe he should start lessons.

[PropertyofCora]

LUCKY i hate when my parents sneeze! especially since my mom is allergic to cats and we have 1!

so yea, I

[shy guy]

And he tries to teach my mom to do that, but alas, to no avail. I wish she'd learn too because she sneezes very loudly and I just shudder every time.

I understand the whole parental sneeze aversion thing, but I'm looking at this from a different perspective. I'm guessing your parents must be close to my age, so I'm thinking that if my wife was a loud sneezer, I'd be encouraging it! Oh well, to each his own!

[Jemmabean]

Say I?

Ohhhhhh. I get it. Sorry!

Aye! That's excellent to hear, CO. I wish your dad would give my own a few pointers.