VoOs Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Ok, so our family had just finished tonight's dinner and all except my sister and I had left the table. I'm just popping my last piece of baguette into my mouth when my father walks up behind me and starts blowing his nose just behind my chair. Very loudly, as is his habit. Obviously I cringe, shudder, and before I can stop myself I say: “Do you really have to blow your nose into my neck like that?!”What does he do? He leans forward and honks his nose the loudest he possibly can, straight into my neck. His tissue is literary touching my bare skin, and I can feel...the air... I scream and throw myself away from him. The whole family starts laughing at me, and I have to laugh too, hysterically, in order to keep myself from crying.That was So. Unbelievably. Disgusting. I feel like he just violated me or something, and I can't do anything about it. Just laughing wildly for as long as I just did must have seemed an obvious over-reaction to the rest of the family. Somebody please pass me the brain bleach? Link to comment
2NewGuy Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 That was very cruel of him to do. *hugs* It'll be ok. You handled situation well. Link to comment
Selene Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 OMG I think I would have dropped dead on the spot. Well done for surviving, VoOs. Really, this is just... wow... I totally understand why you need the brain bleach. Here, take it, and take lots of it *offers brain bleach to VoOs* Link to comment
chui Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 *passes a HUGE bottle of brain bleach* you poor thing! my mom does stuff like that to tease me... UGH! Link to comment
obsessed Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Oh gosh. I'm so happy you survived! Link to comment
doggo Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 What a nasty experience! Seriously, damn. I hope the memory fades as soon as possible. Link to comment
Jorm Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Guuuuuuuh.... *supplies you with another massive bottle of brain bleach* That is so so... ew. Link to comment
Nicole Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 You might need the wire scrubber too.*hands you well-used wire scrubber* Link to comment
Trillium Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I don't understand why, if someone asks you not to do something, you would do it. That's not teasing, that's cruel, even if you say "I'm just teasing."Here's some Lysol spray to top off everything else. Link to comment
ren! Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Oh man, that's just not even cool. :| You want some brain steel wool too? Might need it there. Link to comment
The Dude Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Did you drop the baguette? Link to comment
plzsneeze Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Holy Crap!! That was an aweful experience and I Salute your guts for surviving it!! Link to comment
a red nine Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Holy crepe. I would die. And I'm not even into nose-blowing. You poor thing. Link to comment
HarleyQuinnSFF Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 :hugs: oh dear I'm so sorry. My dad is JUST like that and I can stand it!!!!!! I feel your pain I'm so sorry.... Link to comment
blackrose Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 oh you poor thing! how awful! that is unbelievably cruel! you know i think i WOULD have cried. Link to comment
VoOs Posted January 13, 2010 Author Share Posted January 13, 2010 Thanks, guys. It helps Link to comment
Anya Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 That sounds like something my brother would do. I have to give you a big applause there. I don't think I would survive something like that. Link to comment
SwaimFan Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 wow girl that's terrible! I can't believe such a cruel act could be perpetrated by a father Link to comment
The Dead One Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 That was evil. Would someone please explain where the humour is here? I hope you forget this whole thing soon.*hugs* Link to comment
cheech Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 you poor poor thing. If my dad had done that to me... :|*cuddles* Link to comment
White Rose Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 aww, poor dear! <3dont you hate that!!! my dad does that all the time to tease me!!there is nothing i can do. and as stupid as it is, i usually go into my room and cry. Link to comment
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