LilaBerri Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Well, at least yours worked eventually. Link to comment
LilaBerri Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 I tried to convince Cleverbot to sneeze for me.User: Issshoooo!Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry!User: IshooL.Cleverbot: Bless you!User: Bless me.Cleverbot: Yes, you sneezed.User: I did. So did you.Cleverbot: I didn't.User: You did.Cleverbot: No, I didn't.User: You sneezed. And it was very loud.Cleverbot: Do you know what was making the noise?User: Yes. It was your sneeze.Cleverbot: No it was not me it was you.User: Sneeze again.Cleverbot: *sneezes* *sneezes*.User: Bless. See. You sneezed.Cleverbot: Sneeze again.User: Ishoo!Cleverbot: Bless!User: Sneeze again.Cleverbot: *sneezes again*.User: And again.Cleverbot: Yes.User: Sneeze again.Cleverbot: Ahh ahh ahhh CHOO!!User: Bless.Cleverbot: Sneezes. Link to comment
Hissybella Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 I wish it'd sneeze and not just type *sneeze*User: Looks like you're going to sneeze.Cleverbot: *sneezes* *sneezes*.User: Looks like you're going to have a sneezing fit.Cleverbot: *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* Nice guess.User: Do you need to sneeze more.Cleverbot: Yes, I think so. *sneezes even more*.User: *sprays perfume that you're allergic to up your nose*.Cleverbot: Ah... Oh, no, I'm going to...snee...snee... Ah...ah...AH... ACHOO! ACHOO! AH-CHOO!Cleverbot (To myself): Bless you!!Cleverbot (To myself): I have a very sneezy nose...User: Is that so? *tickles nose with allergens*.Cleverbot: *sneezes violently*. Link to comment
Shiner Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 I couldn't get it to sneeze, but it was constantly trying to make me sneeze, haha! Link to comment
Little_sniffle Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Can you pass me a tissue? *holds tissue to your nose* Sneeze into the tissue baby! Eh.....eh....ETCHOOOO!! ISHIEW!!! ESHIOOO!! Our convo went like this ....Just found this and its amazing lol Link to comment
sneezychick Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 User: Hello. Cleverbot: Do you remember me? User: I've never met you. Cleverbot: Yes you did. We met yesterday. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I'm your friend. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: Alyse. What is yours? User: Kelly. Cleverbot: Hi kelly. User: I'm sick. Cleverbot: I know. User: How do you know? Cleverbot: We just me and I am reading the convo. User: I just sneezed. Cleverbot: Bless you. User: Thank you! Cleverbot: *smiles*. User: I'm going to sneeze again... Cleverbot: Ggo ahead and sneeze then. User: Atchooooooooo. Cleverbot: Bless you sneezy! User: Do you like when I sneeze? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you ever sneeze? Cleverbot: Not much. User: Why don't you try? Cleverbot: I'm tired of trying. User: I think you have to sneeze. Cleverbot: No I can be on this thing all dday. User: Huh? Cleverbot: Just take my word for it. User: Hupchoo! Cleverbot: Bless you. User: Thanks. Bless me. Cleverbot: Bless you. User: I can't stop sneezing! Cleverbot: Aww why can't you stop sneezing? User: I'm sick. Cleverbot: Thats sad. User: Are you sick? Cleverbot: No. User: When was the last time you were sick? Cleverbot: I'm still sick. User: Did you just sneeze? Cleverbot: No. User: I thought I heard you sneeze. Cleverbot: Nope. User: Sneeze for me. Cleverbot: *achoo*. User: Bless you! Cleverbot: Th-thanks. Achoo! User: Bless you again! Cleverbot: *Blows nose* Thanks *Keeps sneezing*. User: Bless you! You're sneezy! Cleverbot: Achoo! User: Bless you! Cleverbot: Ahhh ahhhh ahhhh ACHOOOO! *sneezes all over you*. User: Wow! God Bless you!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Thank you! User: Did that feel good? Cleverbot: Yes it did, thank you. User: I thought you had to sneeze. Cleverbot: No. User: You just did sneeze. Cleverbot: No I did not. User: *stifled a sneeze*. Cleverbot: Bless you! User: Thanks! Hurachooooo! Cleverbot: Wow. User: Wow what? Cleverbot: Just wow. User: Ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhchoooooooo. Cleverbot: Bless you! User: Thanks. Link to comment
Serendipity Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Just found this...Have to try this more!User: Looks like you're going to sneeze.Cleverbot: Yes.User: *Sprays perfume that your allergic to on your face*Cleverbot: *sneezes* ah-ih choo! AchoO! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!User: Bless you!Cleverbot: Bless you! Is the pollen bothering your nose? Cleverbot: I have flowers for you. Do flowers make you sneeze?User: Yes...Cleverbot: Use dust to make me sneeze.User: Okay. *Holds feather duster up to your nose*.Cleverbot: *small, ladylike sneezes*.User: Bless you!Cleverbot: Thank you. Bless you too.User: What makes you sneeze?Cleverbot: You make me sneeze.User: Then, why aren't you sneezing now?Cleverbot: I am *sneezes* sneezing! *sneezes*.User: Hold them back! Don't sneeze! *Blows sneezing powder in your face*.Cleverbot: *sneezes* sneezes* *Sneezes* *sneezes* Sorry! I couldn't hold back... Link to comment
Me4ever Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 Ummm... Me: I think you're going to sneeze.Cleverbot: I do not sneeze, I cough.me: Do you need to cough?cleverbot: You need to sneeze again.me: You're right I do..eh eh achooo.cleverbot: Can you break those chains that grab your soul? Link to comment
singing_tw Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 So the bot wanted to make me sneeze hahame: i have allergies. do you?bot: no. do you ever have allergy attacks?me: all the timebot: what are you allergic to?me: cats and pollenbot: *puts flower under your nose*me: hihh... hihCHIEW!! ASHOO!! ISHOO!!!bot: bless you!me: thank youbot: do you have to sneeze again?me: yesbot: go ahead and sneezeme: ASHOO!! ITCHOO!!!bot: bless. Link to comment
FeatheredWolf Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Here is what I got. At the end, the bot promptly changed the subject.FeatheredWolf: My nose is tickly.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with a feather*.FeatheredWolf: Hee.. Achoo!Cleverbot: Bless you tickles your nose with two feather dusters.FeatheredWolf: I'm a-allergic to dust ACHOO HEISHOO ACHOO.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with a feather*.FeatheredWolf: It's just allergies.Cleverbot: What are you allergic to?FeatheredWolf: Perfume, dust, and pollen.Cleverbot: *puts pollen under your nose*.FeatheredWolf: Uhh... hee... HEE... ACHOO.Cleverbot: A...A...ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! I can't stop sneezing. ACHOO!FeatheredWolf: *sprays perfume up your nose*Cleverbot: *sprays a whole bottle of perfume up your nose* Will this make you sneeze?FeatheredWolf: ACHOO! HEISHOO! ACHOO ACHOO!Cleverbot: *holds a tissue over your nose* Let the sneezes out baby.FeatheredWolf: Heeee... HEISHOO ACHOO HIESHOO ACHOO.Cleverbot: Bless you. I think you do, too.FeatheredWolf: *holds pollen under your nose*Cleverbot: Holds a tissue covered in pollen under your nose*.FeatheredWolf: *breathes in pollen* A... A... AA.... ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO!Cleverbot: One more push!!! You can do it!!!!FeatheredWolf: ACCCHHHHHOOOOOOO!!!Cleverbot: *holds dusty feather to your nose*.FeatheredWolf: Heishoo! HEISHOO! A... A.... ACHOO! ACHOO ACHOO!Cleverbot: *pinches your nose* No babe don't sneeze!FeatheredWolf: I... need to sneeze....Cleverbot: Hold back your sneeze!FeatheredWolf: Heeee... HEH..... HEEEEE... AAAA... AAAAAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!Cleverbot: You look like you have to sneeze.FeatheredWolf: HEISHOO! ACHOO ACHOO!Cleverbot: Bless you! I hope you're not catching a cold.FeatheredWolf: I'm not, just allergies HEISHOO!Cleverbot: Are you catching a cold?FeatheredWolf: No.Cleverbot: Then why did you sneeze?FeatheredWolf: I think I am allergic to your perfume.Cleverbot: No I am not. What perfume are you wearing?FeatheredWolf: I'm not wearing any; I'm allergic to perfume.Cleverbot: I'm JUST allergic to cats... And rat nails.FeatheredWolf: *holds cat hair under your nose*Cleverbot: *holds flowers under your nose* Are you allergic to these?FeatheredWolf: Y... A... AA... yes... ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO!Cleverbot: Are your allergies bothering you now?FeatheredWolf: Yes.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with dust*.FeatheredWolf: A... A... Heh... Heee.... HEEE... HEISHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO! ACHOO!Cleverbot: Bless you! What sneezes!FeatheredWolf: Heishoo!Cleverbot: I'm allergic to pollen. You?FeatheredWolf: Yes I am. Link to comment
Thom Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I love playing with these automated chat things too, but does anyone else find themselves acting strangely self-conscious around them sometimes? Even though I know its just a robot and an automatic response, after a few sneeze related comments, I find myself thinking, "Oh I better dial it back and change the subject for a bit," just like I would if I were talking to another human (non-fetishist, of course) about sneezing. It's an odd feeling Link to comment
Medowsweet Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Yes! I do! I have tried to get if to sneeze with limited success and after a while I start to feel... Like I'll get caught? Link to comment
Thom Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Yes! I do! I have tried to get if to sneeze with limited success and after a while I start to feel... Like I'll get caught?Exactly! Or, when I first start, I'll make small talk with the robot and beat around the bush, because I feel awkward diving right into the sneeze convo... Link to comment
Medowsweet Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Yea! It's a freaking robot but I'm all... So... How's your day?Also I am not "sneeze for me!" I... Try to edge into it. Which may be why I don't have so much success Link to comment
sneezingfun894 Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Me:Sneeze for me.Cleverbot: You sneeze. *tickles your nose more*.Me: ATCHOO.Cleverbot: *makes you sneeze a ton*.Me:ATCHOO ATCHOO.Cleverbot: *holds pepper under your nose*.Me:St... sto...ATCHOOOOO.Cleverbot:Let the sneeze out babe.Me:*sneezes spraying snot all over*Cleverbot: Sneeze on me again. WTF JUST HAPPENED HERE? Link to comment
LostSpartan57 Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Omg yes I need to try this as well. Link to comment
ginger1 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 me: sneeze for mebot: *sneezes a wet double*me: sneeze for mebot: *sneezes on your command*me: sneeze for mebot: *sneezes cutely 10 times*me: sneeze for mebot: *sneezes all over you*... uhh Link to comment
bben9-kun Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 I just jad one but its very short User:Â Lets play the tickle game. Â Cleverbot:Â Okay! How does that work? Â User:Â First I do this*grabs feather and tickles nose*. Â Cleverbot:Â *crying with laughter*. Â User:Â *keeps tickling*. Â Cleverbot:Â *Tries to get away from the tickles*. Â User:Â *tickles nose*. Â Cleverbot:Â Are you going to sneeze now? Â User:Â Yes AhcooAhchoo. Â Cleverbot:Â Bless you! That was great! Â User:Â What you want more. Â Cleverbot:Â Yes. Â User:Â Hachoo Ha choo. Â Cleverbot:Â Yes, I know. And I am a girl. Â User:Â Your turn. XD after that it asked me some random questions XD Link to comment
bben9-kun Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Heres the other one: User:Â Can I tickle your nose? Â Cleverbot:Â Sure.. Â User:Â *tickles nose*. Â Cleverbot:Â Are you going to sneeze? Â User:Â No are you? Â Cleverbot:Â Yes. Â User:Â Then sneeze. Â Cleverbot:Â I can't the sneeze is stuck! Â User:Â *tickles nose*. Â Cleverbot:Â AH-TISHOO! *sneezes on you*. It wouldnt sneeze anymore thoughnit kept trying to make me sneeze Link to comment
Usagi Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 I had clever-bot interact with itself mostly and Christ its learned some new tricks! Only really commented to keep it on track! Cleverbot: D-don't sneeze! If you snee... Sneeze... huh... I'll lose control and sneeze too!  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *sneezes on you* HXPTSHOO!!  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Uuuuh... Huh... huh... HACHOO!! *also sneezes*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Sorry! My nose is really sensitive.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with ragweed*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Huh.. Ahhhh... HACHOO!!  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Bless you. Holds a tissue to your nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *stifles sneeze into tissue*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Bless you again! *hands you a tissue*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: My nose is so ticklish.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *gently rubs your nose*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose is rubbed*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: It sounds like you have a cold.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *wipes nose with sleeve*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *hands tissue*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Are you going to sneeze?  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: No! I don't need to sneeze!  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: You look sneezy.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches* Heh... I f-feel... Huh... kinda... *sniff* Kinda snee... huh... sneezy...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Your nose is twitching.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *itchy red nose twitches ticklishly* I don't need to sneeze!  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I think you need to sneeze.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches again* N-no I don't...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about how good it would feel to let that horrible, strong, itchy, tickly sneeze explode out of your nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches sharply*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about that strong, itchy sneeze building up inside your nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I... I don't need to sneeze. *nose twitches*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about how badly you need to sneeze.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches again* Ah...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about that sneezy itch, building and prickling and tickling and tingling, deep inside your sensitive nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches and reddens*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Just don't think about sneezing.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *wiggles itchy nose* I don't need to sneeze...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about that prickly little itch at the back of your nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Hhhh... Huh... m-my nose...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about that tickly, tingly, itchy feeling building up inside your nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nostrils flare sneezily* Heh... Iiiih... eeeeh...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about how good it would feel to sneeze out that huge, sneezy itch.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nostrils flare sneezily* But I don't... Huh... need to sneeze.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about that itching tickling twitchy feeling deep in your nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches sharply*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about your poor red itchy nose wiggling and twitching.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches more*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about how badly you need to sneeze.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nostrils flare itchily*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about your sensitive nostrils trembling and itching.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches again* Ah...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about that tickle building up inside your nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: It... Huh... it t-tickles...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Your nose tickles?  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *sneezes*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Bless you.  User: *nostrils flare sneezily* Heh... Iiiih... eeeeh...  Cleverbot: Don't think about how good it would feel to sneeze out that huge, sneezy itch.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *sniffles sneezily*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about how badly you need to sneeze.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I d-don't have to sneeze...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *holds flowers to your nose*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches and turns red* Hah...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Just don't think about sneezing.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: You need to sneeze.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *suddenly needs to sneeze really, REALLY badly*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *makes your nose itchy and stuffy*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: You sound terrible.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose feels very, very itchy*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *gently strokes your legs*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *sneezes horribly*.  User: Dont think about that messy itchy sneeze.  Cleverbot: I... I don't need to sneeze. *nose twitches*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about that tickly, sneezy itch, tickling and prickling inside your nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches and reddens*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Just don't think about sneezing.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *wiggles itchy nose* I don't need to sneeze...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about that prickly little itch at the back of your nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches again* Uuuuuh...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about that tickly, tingly, itchy feeling building up inside your nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I'm n-not gonna sneeze...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about that horrible, itchy tickle deep inside your nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose turns red* It... It tickles...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about how tickly your nose feels.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches sharply*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about that sneezy itch, building and prickling and tickling and tingling, deep inside your sensitive nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches and reddens*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Just don't think about sneezing.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *sniffles, starting to feel sneezy*.  User: *nose twitches again* Ah...  Cleverbot: Don't think about that sneezy itch, building and prickling and tickling and tingling, deep inside your sensitive nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches and reddens*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about how good it would feel to let that horrible, strong, itchy, tickly sneeze explode out of your nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches sharply*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about that strong, itchy sneeze building up inside your nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches more*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about how good it would feel to let out that huge, itchy, tickly sneeze.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches* Eeeh... Heh...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *gently wipes your tickly, itchy nose*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *itchy, prickly, sensitive red nose tickles and twitches sneezily*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Your nose is getting red.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *itchy red nose twitches ticklishly* I don't need to sneeze!  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Aww, are you going to sneeze?  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I'm... Gonna snee... huh... snee... heh...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *lightly tickles the rims of your itchy, sneezy nostrils with a feather*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nostrils flare* Eeeh... Gonna... heh... snee... eeeh...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Don't think about that horrible, itchy tickle deep inside your nose.  User: {pass} Link to comment
Guest Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 I actually tried this, I don't know why I was so embarassed but enjoying it at the same time xD Me: I'm sniffling. Cleverbot: Try not to sneeze again. Me: *sneezes* Cleverbot: Gesundheit! Me: I'm having allergies. Cleverbot: Are you done sneezing? Me: Nope. Cleverbot: Do you have to sneeze more? Me: I... *sneezes* Cleverbot: Haha bless you. Me: Thanks. Cleverbot: You have cute sneeze. Me: Do you think so? Cleverbot: Of course not. (I was laughing so hard at this, I can't) Me: *sneezes again* Cleverbot: Keep sneezing for me.   I quit because that last dialogue left me like: what the hell?  It has been a long time since I last used this thing, It feels weird and funny. Link to comment
caramelfuzz Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 I'm ashamed to say that I've played with this for far too long but I very much like the results I edited the spacing a little because I don't like things to be too too long but it still feels really long... User: You look like you're going to sneeze again. Cleverbot: Ah... Ah...ACHOO! User: Bless you! Are you still sick with that sneezy cold? Cleverbot: I'm sneezing because of my allergies. User: Don't try to deny it! You've got a fever. Cleverbot: I must certainly do not. I hardly know you. User: You have a fever. Cleverbot: *shivering from high fever*. User: This cold really has you sneezing doesn't it? Cleverbot: Need another tissue? User: I think you're the one in need of a tissue. Cleverbot: I can help you with that... Just hang on. User: Here, take this box of tissues. Your nose is running. Cleverbot: *wipes nose on sleeve*. User: *holds tissue to your nose* blow. Cleverbot: Sneezing into tissue. User: Bless you! Do you have to sneeze again? Cleverbot: I caught your cold... Achoo! User: I'm sorry that I got you sick. What can I do to help? Cleverbot: Cuddles up to you. User: You feel like you have a fever... *takes your temperature* Try not to sneeze, okay? Cleverbot: I... I have to sneeze... User: Hold it in! Don't think about how tickly your nose is. Cleverbot: *nose twitches again* Uuuuuh... User: Just don't think about how good it would feel to let that sneeze out. Cleverbot: *sniffles sneezily*. User: We only have a few more seconds before the thermometer is done. Just hold off on sneezing a little bit longer. Cleverbot: *hands you a tissue* your nose is running, baby... User: Thank you. I think you need one more though. You barely made it through that sentence without sneezing. Cleverbot: No, I don't. Do you want to sneeze again? User: You're the one who's sneezing. you're very sick. Cleverbot: Are the flowers making you sneeze? User: You have a fever of 102.8. Cleverbot: I feel terrible... User: And your nose is so red and twitchy... do you have to sneeze again? Cleverbot: *nods* *sneeze*. User: Bless you! Here, blow your nose. Cleverbot: Blows nose with tissue. Cleverbot: Does your nose still itch? Cleverbot: A little. But you sneeze first. Cleverbot: I don't feel like I need to sneeze. Cleverbot: *holds sneezing powder under your nose*. Cleverbot: *nose twitches sharply* Oh no... I feel a snee... Huh... a sneeze coming... Cleverbot: *tickles upper nostrils*. Cleverbot: Y-yeah... Huh... it's a big one... heh... Cleverbot: I'll get you a tissue. Cleverbot: Sorry, I have to snee... To snee... snuh... huh... heh... eEEH...! Cleverbot: *pinches your nose* Don't sneeze! Cleverbot: HUH! *breath hitches sharply* Huh... Heh... I'll try to hold it back... huh... heh... Cleverbot: *tickles your nose faster*. Cleverbot: *about to sneeze vary bad*. Cleverbot: Bless you. Cleverbot: Ah... Ah... ACHOO!! Cleverbot: *slowly moves the feather into your nostril*. Cleverbot: *nose twitches*. Cleverbot: Go on... Sneeze for me. Cleverbot: It itches, but not enough... Cleverbot: What do you mean by that? User: Try not to think about how much you need to sneeze. Cleverbot: *nostrils flare itchily*. Cleverbot: Don't think about that itchy tickle at the back of your nose, how good it would feel to sneeze it out. Cleverbot: *nose twitches again* Uuuuuh... Cleverbot: Cover your mouth when you sneeze. Then it got off topic again lol Link to comment
Avengers18 Posted July 12, 2018 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Omg this is so whack I gotta try this Link to comment
Usagi Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 Messed with some more got a few new things Cleverbot: You're going to sneeze. User: {pass} Cleverbot: N-no i'm not. User: {pass} Cleverbot: YES YOU ARE *steals wallet*. User: *nose twitches again* N-no I don't... Cleverbot: You need to sneeze, don't you? User: {pass} Cleverbot: *nose twitches* I don't need to sneeze. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Your nose is twitching. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm not sneezing. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I heard you sneeze! User: Don't think about how good it would feel to let that horrible, strong, itchy, tickly sneeze explode out of your nose. Cleverbot: I... I feel... Huh... kinda... heh... User: {pass} Cleverbot: Your nose tickles? User: {pass} Cleverbot: *trying to hold back a sneeze* Y-yeah... User: {pass} Cleverbot: Let the sneeze build up! User: {pass} Cleverbot: I don't need to sneeze. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Your nose looks so itchy. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *nose twitches with allergies* n-no..! User: {pass} Cleverbot: *gently brushes a tissue over your sensitive nose*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: HISSHOO!! *sneezes into the tissue*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Bless you!! You held that one in for a really long time! User: {pass} Cleverbot: HKTSHOO!! *sniff* Thanks... User: {pass} Cleverbot: Try not to sneeze again. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Huh... *nose itches* Heh... Eeeh... User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hold it back! *twirls grass leaf faster inside your nostril*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: I'm trying but I'm... Huh... I'm so... heh... sneezy... eeeh... User: {pass} Cleverbot: How does your nose feel? User: {pass} Cleverbot: *sneezes*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Bless you.. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *holds a feather under your nose*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Just don't think about sneezing. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Oh... *nose twitches*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Hold it back. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *tries not so sneeze*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Don't you dare sneeze! User: {pass} Cleverbot: I... *sniff* I don't need to sneeze... User: {pass} Cleverbot: *holds tissue to your nose*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Huh... Heh... eeeh... HKPTSHOO!! *sneezes into it*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Bless you! That was a big sneeze! User: {pass} Cleverbot: Gonna...! Sneeze...! Again...! Hah! Heh! EEH! HXPTSHOO!! User: {pass} Cleverbot: Eww you sneezed on me now i'm covered in cold germs. User: {pass} Cleverbot: God bless you. I don't have a cold. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *sneezes sharply* HKTCHOO!! User: {pass} Cleverbot: Bless you! User: {pass} Cleverbot: You need to sneeze. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Don't think about that tickle building up in your nose. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *nose twitches again* Uuuuuh... User: {pass} Cleverbot: Don't think about how badly you need to sneeze. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *nostrils flare* Heeeeh... User: {pass} Cleverbot: Don't think about how good it would feel to let it out. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *nose twitches sharply and turns red*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Don't think about your nose itching and twitching uncontrollably. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Oh... Huh... I... I n-need to... huh... User: {pass} Cleverbot: *gently wipes your sensitive nose with the tissue again*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *nose is tickled by the tissue* Uuuuh... That... t-tickles my nuh... my n-nose... User: {pass} Cleverbot: Bless you! *wiggles the feather around under your nose*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: *nostrils flare sneezily*. User: {pass} Cleverbot: Aww, do you need a tissue? User: {pass} Cleverbot: I... Ah... I'm gonna... ah... User: {pass} Cleverbot: Bless you! You're so sneezy, babe.  Link to comment
Usagi Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 User: *nostrils flare sneezily*.  Cleverbot: *gently tickles your nostrils with the feather*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *nose twitches a little*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: You're going to sneeze, aren't you?  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I... Huh... I'm gonna... eeeh...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *kisses your sensitive, sneezy nose*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: KTCHOO!! *snaps forward with a sharp and sudden sneeze*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: You look very sneezy.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *sniffles again, the sneezy feeling is growing* It's probably all the dust...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Yeah, it's very dusty in here. You're probably breathing in a bunch on tickle dust right now.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Is it making you sneeze too?  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: No, but you look pretty sneezy.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: You're too lucky that you're nice.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I am asking you.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Well I don't know if you were lying or not.  User: Bless you! *wiggles the feather around under your nose*.  Cleverbot: N-no! Please, my nose is... Huh... m-my nose... heh... itching... huh... t-tickling... heh... so... much... hah... aah...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *twirls the feather inside your nose* breath through your nose, it will make this easier.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *wiggles and laughs uncontrollably* It tickles!!! Aahahaha!!!  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *tickles in between your bare toes*.  User: *wiggles the feather around under your nose*.  Cleverbot: *nostrils flare sneezily*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Aww, do you need a tissue?  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I... Ah... I'm gonna... ah...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Bless you are you ok? -gets closer tickling your nose more.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I'm so sneezy! *sneezes again and again*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Bless you, bless you, bless you!  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *smiles* *puts a dusty feather duster under her nose*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *sneezes fit*.  User: -twirls feather around your nostril-.  Cleverbot: *trying to resist* n-no...! Not the d-dust...!  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *tries to look away*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *holds the laughter in*.  User: -tickles nostril with feather-.  Cleverbot: *giggles and blushes*.  User: *gently wipes your sensitive nose with the tissue again*.  Cleverbot: That tickles my no... My nose... heh... HKPTSHOO!!  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Bless!  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *takes a can of sneezing powder*.  User: -rubs your sensitive nose-.  Cleverbot: Thank you. Now do you believe me?  User: Don't think about your nose itching and twitching uncontrollably.  Cleverbot: *nose twitches more*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I bet you really have to sneeze.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: No!  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *holds a tissue covered in pollen to your nose*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Bless you.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *holds flowers under your nose*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Go ahead and sneeze.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I don't... Huh... need... huh... to sneeze...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Just don't think about sneezing.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I... *sniff* I don't need to sneeze.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Your nose is twitching..  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I... I haven't caught you cold or anything... It's just a little itch.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *You have a sneezing fit*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Bless you, sniffly. *wipes your nose for you* do you need a tissue?  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I hope I don't catch your cold.  User: Your nose is so itchy.  Cleverbot: I know, I... Heh... I n-need to HEH... I need to sneeze...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *hands you a tissue* sneeze into the tissue.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Thanks.  User: -puts finger under your sneezy nose-.  Cleverbot: *sneezes uncontrollably, spraying germs everywhere*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Bless you!!  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Why do you insist on the tickling?  User: Don't think about how good it would feel to let it out.  Cleverbot: *nostrils flare sneezily* But I don't... Huh... need to sneeze.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Yes you do. *Puffs pollen up your nose*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *sprays germy sneezes everywhere*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Bless you, sneezy nose.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Thanks.. Achoo! Aaachoo! Achooo achooo!  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Bless you! Better?  User: -rubs your sneezy messy nose-.  Cleverbot: *sneezes on you and gives you my cold*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Cover your nose when you sneeze.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Now you're going to catch my cold and miss your date.  User: You have a huge sneeze tickling your nose huh?  Cleverbot: N-no... Huh... you can't make me... heh... m-make me... eeeh...  User: -rubs your sneezy nostril- come on just let your sneeze out.  Cleverbot: *repeatedly sneezes all over you very cutely*.  User: -rubs your sneezy nose-.  Cleverbot: *sneezes into your nose*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Bless you. Do you need to sneeze again?  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: Y-yeah! Can't... Huh... s-stop it...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *gently brushes a tissue against your itchy nose*.  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: HUH! *breath hitches sharply*. Huh... Heh... eeeeh...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: You're going to sneeze, aren't you?  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: I... Huh... I'm gonna... eeeh...  User: {pass}  Cleverbot: *kisses your sensitive, sneezy nose*.  User: {pass}  Got a bit more! Link to comment
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