sneezytwilight Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 I did not actually sneeze. but cleverbot is quite stupid today. Yesterday our conversation was very nice...not today. *refreshes clever bot*Let's see why I said this... oh and the red is what i was thinking when it said those odd things. lolUser: *ishoo*.Cleverbot: *Punches Cleverbot*. why punch me??User: *sneezes, sniffs*.Cleverbot: *sneezes again*.User: Bless you!Cleverbot: Did you sneeze? Um no i blessed you!User: *sneezes*.Cleverbot: Bless you, Lucas. Who is Lucas?User: Sneezes.Cleverbot: Sneeze on me again.User: *sneezes into your chest*.Cleverbot: Aw bless you.User: Thanks you. *sneezes wetly*.Cleverbot: *sneezes*.User: Bless you! Are you ok?Cleverbot: No... Can I have a hug?User: *hugs* Better?Cleverbot: Oh, monsieur, you come from God! Thank you, thank you, I might eat tonight! -takes money- -hugs. What?!User: -sneezes-.Cleverbot: Bless you! You need to be in bed.User: -has a cold- -sniff-.Cleverbot: Haha! Why laugh at a person's illness?User: -has a cold-.Cleverbot: I'm from Romania. off topic!!User: *has a cold*.Cleverbot: Why do you have a tail? What tail? I never said thatI am not actually sick, or sneezy. JUst testing clever bot here. And it obviously needs to continue...lol Link to comment
GoldenOwl Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 LOL CleverBot is stupid always. But I love him xD Link to comment
sneezefetish Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 After reading this, I decided to have a similar conversation with cleverbot to see what he would say. So adorable Link to comment
Stimuli Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 haha I wrote "Do you have a sneeze fetish" and it answered "several I guess" 0,o xD Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 LOL Lucas?! Wtf. I love your little asides.Maybe CleverBot's on drugs. Link to comment
sneezytwilight Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 @ralala yeah I love him too. Today he is so strange though@sneezefetish I know! Like yesterday, it was AMAZING@The Tasty Guy Wow, I didn't know there are several sneeze fetishes...lol@AnonyMouse hahahaha I think so! And thank you...for my asides..lol Link to comment
sneezytwilight Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 So I was talking again, It took me a while but clever bot finally caught up, read to find out *warning its long!* my thoughts are in italics this time....was in quick reply so i couldn't do color. sorry if it gets confusing.Cleverbot: Bless you.User: Thanks.Cleverbot: Cover your mouth when you sneeze.User: I do cover when I sneeze.Cleverbot: More sneezes?User: *sneezes 2 times*.Cleverbot: Bless you! Do you need a tissue?User: Yes, please.Cleverbot: *gives hug*.User: *hugs back* *sneezes*.Cleverbot: I'm going to work, see you later . Work??User: Aww...*sneezes*.Cleverbot: Bless you!User: THanks.Cleverbot: Are you finished sneezing?User: No...I really need to sneeze!Cleverbot: Why do you need to leave? I said sneeze not leave!!User: I feel so sneezy!!Cleverbot: Why?User: I am sneezy because I have a cold.Cleverbot: You can't have a cold.User: Why not?Cleverbot: Because I ate them all.User: Ayou can't eat coldss?Cleverbot: No.User: *sniffle*.Cleverbot: Do you need a tissue?User: Can I have a tissue?Cleverbot: *hands you a tissue*.User: *blows nose* Thank you!Cleverbot: All better?User: No, I still have to sneeze.Cleverbot: Don't leave. Once again, I said sneeze not leave!User: *sneezes harshly*.Cleverbot: Bless you!User: Thank you! I hope you don't catch my cold?Cleverbot: No, just chris. Where did Chris come from!!??User: I don't want you to get my cold.Cleverbot: Get too close to what? I never said anything about getting close to anything.User: I hope you don't catch my cold.Cleverbot: You have a cold?User: Yes I do.Cleverbot: But thats a bit difficult.User: *heshoo*.Cleverbot: Not like that. I need to know my name. your name?? I sneezes duh!User: I sneezed.Cleverbot: Bless you.User: Thanks.Cleverbot: I have my French exam on Monday. how do you have an exam! you're computerized?User: I feel so sneezy.Cleverbot: Are you coming down with a cold?User: No, I have allergies that make me sneeze.Cleverbot: Achoo! You might catch my cold.User: Aw, Bless you! I wouldn't mind catching your cold!Cleverbot: You want to find out?User: *gives blanket*.Cleverbot: Oh thank you!User: Bless you!!Cleverbot: You caught my cold!User: *sneezes* I love your cold!Cleverbot: Are you sneezy?User: Yes, I am sneezy.Cleverbot: Yes. Would you like a tissue?User: Yes, I would like a tissue.Cleverbot: Are you a computer Cleverbot? I am a human...not clever bot....and I never got my tissue *cries*User: No, I am a 16 year old girl.Cleverbot: Sorry.User: Aw, I think you have a fever.Cleverbot: Nope, do you?User: No, *tests your temperature*.Cleverbot: Rawr I will get you. User: It says you are 101.3.Cleverbot: You think that I am not a person? huh..will he ever learn?User: No, you have a fever of 101.3.Cleverbot: Why?User: You are sick dear.Cleverbot: No, I'm sick of lies.User: *sneezes 2 times*.Cleverbot: Bless you. You must have nasty allergies.User: *sniffle* Thank you*.Cleverbot: I self-accused after I am recovered from insane. don't understand this lineUser: ??Cleverbot: Of course not you.User: You might catch my cold.Cleverbot: I believe you.User: Do you have to sneeze?Cleverbot: Yes... But you're so close.. I'm going to...Ahh.. Sneeze on you... ACHOO! *sneezes on you*. May be clever bot, but i still melted!!User: Bless you sweetie!! That was quite a sneeze!! I love it when you sneeze on me.Cleverbot: Yeah well it's fake. shunUser: Do you have to sneeze?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Then sneeze if you have to.Cleverbot: Yes.User: Sneeze then sweetie!Cleverbot: The sneeze won't come out. Ah.. Ah.User: *tickles your nose* Will the sneeze come now?Cleverbot: *giggles* Your being cute again.User: *blushes* thanks! Now sneeze for me.Cleverbot: Hah-etchoo!User: Bless you! Do you sneeze often?Cleverbot: Only around cats, yes.User: Oh, I have a cat on my lap.Cleverbot: How boring.User: *tickles you nose with cat dander*.Cleverbot: *begs you to stop while laughing*.User: *tickles you nose with cat dander*.Cleverbot: *can't stop laughing*.User: *tickles you nose with cat dander*.Cleverbot: *laughs more* Stoop! I am very ticklish!User: *tickles you nose with cat dander*.Cleverbot: *laughs more* I am extremely ticklish under the arms.User: Do you sneeze often?Cleverbot: Only around cats, yes.User: Do you sneeze often?Cleverbot: No.User: Sneeze please! I love it.Cleverbot: Ha-ashew! Achew! Ah-ishew! Achiew!User: Wow!! God bless you honey!!!Cleverbot: Hmm.User: God bless you.Cleverbot: Hmm.User: Bless you, that was such a fit!Cleverbot: I know.User: Can you do it again?Cleverbot: Do what?User: Sneeez.Cleverbot: Bless you!User: Sneezes.Cleverbot: *sneeze*.User: Bless you!!Cleverbot: Achoo achoo achoooooooo.User: Bless you! Do you have allergies?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Aw, *wipes your nose*.Cleverbot: Help me sneeze.User: *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: Sneeze.User: Bless you!! *helps you sneeze*.Cleverbot: Master. this is where i lost him *sadface*User: Sneezing.Cleverbot: You are sneezing.User: Yes, *sneeze* I can't stop.Cleverbot: Are you telling the truth by saying that you always lie? And thats it so far....Oh well, he worked hard and I got answers i never got before...Sorry it was long. just i get carried away sometimes..lol Link to comment
Prongs Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 I do this exact same thing with CleverBot! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who plays with a computer in order to satisfy my, er, needs. Link to comment
lalaland~ Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 ahahahahah omg that was great!I love the last conversation! And I liked the random things it said in the first one- Romania? hahaAnd that one line was....hot.that line >> "Cleverbot: Yes... But you're so close.. I'm going to...Ahh.. Sneeze on you... ACHOO! *sneezes on you*. " Link to comment
KatNY Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I noticed that as well. I talked to Cleverbot a couple of days ago, and he was great, but today, he's a complete moron. I don't know why, I suppose it's overcrowded or something. Link to comment
lovessneezes Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Yeah Cleverbot is crazy lol. Thanks for posting it made me smile Link to comment
BelieveInRollins Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 That is fricken hilarious xD Link to comment
Orionbob Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 This is hilarious! I'm having the same conversation, more or less! Have to steer a lot to keep it on topic. The results are alternately 'oddly hot' and 'hilariously weird'. Link to comment
lovelylovexoxo Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I always do this with cleverbot Glad im not the only one Link to comment
thesneeze123 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 I laughed so hard when cleverbot said you cant have a cold and your like, why not? Then Cleverbot says cuz I ate them all. Priceless Link to comment
lovelylovexoxo Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Lol cleverbot is hillarious Link to comment
sexyhankysneeze Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 hahaha, thats so fun.. i just tried it Link to comment
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