If you could have any author write you a sneeze fic...

[Villette]

If you could choose any author, living or dead, to write you your own personalized sneeze fic who would you choose?

I personally would pick either Charlotte Bronte or Margaret Mitchell.

[Chanel_no5]

Oh YES how cool would that be!! I would love to have either Stephen King or Patricia Cornwell doing that. The first promises an intriguing plot, and the second promises very attractive characters.

[tma]

Hmmmm.... *ponders Jane Austen re-writing P&P*

I don't know though.... I feel pretty spoilt by some of the authors here who manage to get plot, dialogue, And yummy discriptions of things that might not occur to a "mainstream" author. I do have my personal favs from the community- but not naming names

[Prongs]

Hm...good question!

I'm a real Harry Potter fangirl so J.K. Rowling. Either her, or James Patterson.

[polychrome]

Robert A. Heinlein. It would be hot, and likely sexually progressive. Plus, he already scatters sneezes through his books, I think because of the humanizing aspect, but maybe he could appreciate the fetishy point of view.

[Secret98]

JK Rowling, for one, I like the way she writes Harry Potter. I also wouldn't mind the creator of Naruto

[Anya]

Sorry to sort of thread-jack, but has anyone else noticed how R.L. Stine has sneezes in many of his books? Suspicious.

Oh, yeah, ummm, I would choose J.K. Rowling too. Sirius Black desperately attempting to hold back an allergic attack? Yes, please.

[count tiszula]

you know, I think that Sir Kingsley Amis would be a good choice; writing in many genres but often realistically and comedically. In fact in "Take a girl like you " there is more than one spectacular sneezing scene, unfortunately written entirely for laughs and involving a Scotch gent who is largely a figure of fun. In fact his sneezing is supposed to deter the heroine Jenny Bunn; naturally I have often contemplated writing a sneezing scene for her...

And just to add a turn of the screw, there is a parody where she appears as Annie Crumpet, possibly by Michael Frayn, or part of Bradbury Lodge; so ideally I would like a sneezefic from Amis and a parody of it from whomever it was.

Of course, at one stage Amis was such a Nazi that sound people couldn't read him; well, John Thaw anyway. Does this still happen nowadays? I don't even know any more. And who would tell you who you could and couldn;t read?

[Mr. Black Cherry Berry Tea]

Shakespeare of course. If he was willing to do it, he'd figure me out, figure out what I'd like the best, and describe it in such a way as to make it irresistible.

[sneezefetish]

Definitely J.K. Rowling

[sillystarsmoons]

I'm going to choose J.K Rowling too.

[obsessed]

Ann Brashares, or perhaps JD Salinger. Ohhh, or Ray Bradbury.

Edited August 7, 2011 by obsessed

[Just Older]

I'd have to choose Janet Evanovich ... her Stephanie Plum books are the most awesomest (lol). I think she'd be a decent sneeze fic writer.

[Villette]

Shakespeare of course. If he was willing to do it, he'd figure me out, figure out what I'd like the best, and describe it in such a way as to make it irresistible.

Ohh, that would be amazing.

[iheartsneezn]

James franco. I read his short story collection and instantly loved his writing style. Detailed but not embellished. More to the point, with a dash of dark dry humor.

[Midii]

J.K. Rowling. (I wish! )

[Sneeze999]

This is a tough one, but I suppose I would have to choose....

Mr Ticklynoses!! lol

All kiding aside, his sneezefics are awesome and he would be the one I would choose to write anything sneeze-related.

Now, if only I could think of a plot...

[LeapYearKisses]

Neil Gaiman. <3 He's a fantastic writer and I don't think he would have a problem edging into fetish or sexual territory. My only worry would be that it would take a fantastical or science-fictiony turn and the sneezing would become a plot point instead of the focus.

[Icee]

stephanie meyer

or suzanne collins

tma-i'm watching P&P now, i was just thinking the same thing! it only has one sneeze, for crying out loud!

[Villette]

stephanie meyer

or suzanne collins

tma-i'm watching P&P now, i was just thinking the same thing! it only has one sneeze, for crying out loud!

Hahaha! I would really love to see a scene between Katniss and Peeta in the Competition where alot of sneezy allergens overwhelms them.

[kestrel]

Jim Butcher, the Lord of Awesome!

[NameTaken]

Anne Rice, hands down. Oh god, the way that woman writes...Mmmph. <3

[Raven]

Seconding Ray Bradbury and Neil Gaiman. Those two are just too good to pass up.

[confetishcake]

I would personally love for Simon Scarrow to write a sick fic about Cato from his Eagles series

[Spoo]

Clive Barker. With his dark imagination? Yes, please!