Villette Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 If you could choose any author, living or dead, to write you your own personalized sneeze fic who would you choose? I personally would pick either Charlotte Bronte or Margaret Mitchell.
Chanel_no5 Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 Oh YES how cool would that be!! I would love to have either Stephen King or Patricia Cornwell doing that. The first promises an intriguing plot, and the second promises very attractive characters.
tma Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 Hmmmm.... *ponders Jane Austen re-writing P&P* I don't know though.... I feel pretty spoilt by some of the authors here who manage to get plot, dialogue, And yummy discriptions of things that might not occur to a "mainstream" author. I do have my personal favs from the community- but not naming names
Prongs Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 Hm...good question!I'm a real Harry Potter fangirl so J.K. Rowling. Either her, or James Patterson.
polychrome Posted August 3, 2011 Posted August 3, 2011 Robert A. Heinlein. It would be hot, and likely sexually progressive. Plus, he already scatters sneezes through his books, I think because of the humanizing aspect, but maybe he could appreciate the fetishy point of view.
Secret98 Posted August 4, 2011 Posted August 4, 2011 JK Rowling, for one, I like the way she writes Harry Potter. I also wouldn't mind the creator of Naruto
Anya Posted August 6, 2011 Posted August 6, 2011 Sorry to sort of thread-jack, but has anyone else noticed how R.L. Stine has sneezes in many of his books? Suspicious.Oh, yeah, ummm, I would choose J.K. Rowling too. Sirius Black desperately attempting to hold back an allergic attack? Yes, please.
count tiszula Posted August 6, 2011 Posted August 6, 2011 you know, I think that Sir Kingsley Amis would be a good choice; writing in many genres but often realistically and comedically. In fact in "Take a girl like you " there is more than one spectacular sneezing scene, unfortunately written entirely for laughs and involving a Scotch gent who is largely a figure of fun. In fact his sneezing is supposed to deter the heroine Jenny Bunn; naturally I have often contemplated writing a sneezing scene for her...And just to add a turn of the screw, there is a parody where she appears as Annie Crumpet, possibly by Michael Frayn, or part of Bradbury Lodge; so ideally I would like a sneezefic from Amis and a parody of it from whomever it was.Of course, at one stage Amis was such a Nazi that sound people couldn't read him; well, John Thaw anyway. Does this still happen nowadays? I don't even know any more. And who would tell you who you could and couldn;t read?
Mr. Black Cherry Berry Tea Posted August 6, 2011 Posted August 6, 2011 Shakespeare of course. If he was willing to do it, he'd figure me out, figure out what I'd like the best, and describe it in such a way as to make it irresistible.
obsessed Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 (edited) Ann Brashares, or perhaps JD Salinger. Ohhh, or Ray Bradbury. Edited August 7, 2011 by obsessed
Just Older Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 I'd have to choose Janet Evanovich ... her Stephanie Plum books are the most awesomest (lol). I think she'd be a decent sneeze fic writer.
Villette Posted August 7, 2011 Author Posted August 7, 2011 Shakespeare of course. If he was willing to do it, he'd figure me out, figure out what I'd like the best, and describe it in such a way as to make it irresistible.Ohh, that would be amazing.
iheartsneezn Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 James franco. I read his short story collection and instantly loved his writing style. Detailed but not embellished. More to the point, with a dash of dark dry humor.
Sneeze999 Posted August 7, 2011 Posted August 7, 2011 This is a tough one, but I suppose I would have to choose....Mr Ticklynoses!! lolAll kiding aside, his sneezefics are awesome and he would be the one I would choose to write anything sneeze-related.Now, if only I could think of a plot...
LeapYearKisses Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Neil Gaiman. <3 He's a fantastic writer and I don't think he would have a problem edging into fetish or sexual territory. My only worry would be that it would take a fantastical or science-fictiony turn and the sneezing would become a plot point instead of the focus.
Icee Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 stephanie meyer or suzanne collins tma-i'm watching P&P now, i was just thinking the same thing! it only has one sneeze, for crying out loud!
Villette Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 stephanie meyer or suzanne collins tma-i'm watching P&P now, i was just thinking the same thing! it only has one sneeze, for crying out loud! Hahaha! I would really love to see a scene between Katniss and Peeta in the Competition where alot of sneezy allergens overwhelms them.
NameTaken Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Anne Rice, hands down. Oh god, the way that woman writes...Mmmph. <3
Raven Posted August 11, 2011 Posted August 11, 2011 Seconding Ray Bradbury and Neil Gaiman. Those two are just too good to pass up.
confetishcake Posted August 12, 2011 Posted August 12, 2011 I would personally love for Simon Scarrow to write a sick fic about Cato from his Eagles series
Spoo Posted August 12, 2011 Posted August 12, 2011 Clive Barker. With his dark imagination? Yes, please!
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