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Airplanes

Pros: Some say planes are a safer way to travel, they're fast, and they have mini bags of peanuts!

Cons: You could be sitting next to a hitman who plans on killing an important official and needs you to call and switch said officials hotel room so he's within shooting range or else he'll kill your father. Yes, it could happen. :( Or crying babies.

Next uuuuup: Batman

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Squirrels

Pros: Can be pretty cute I guess?

Cons: The ones in my hometown will mug you. I mean it, they will come up to you and take your food and scratch your face.

Next: Underwear

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Underwear

Pro: Come in all kinds of cute patterns and designs :rolleyes:

Con: Wedgies! (And G-strings, why would anyone want to walk around with their underpants up their butt all day? xP)

Candles.

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Candles

Pros: Can add the perfect ambience to a room, look pretty in the dark, and some are scented. ^ ^

Cons: Can fall over and start a fire, destroying your home.

Next: Wigs

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Pros: They are great fun and can transform you into somebody else in the blink of an eye.

Cons: They get really hot and itchy after a while.

What about TV commercials?

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TV Commercials

Pro: you can go to the bathroom without missing anything in the show/movie.

Con: volume increasing, stressful, destroys focus and disturbs movie/show, annoying, lowers IQ (at least it feels like it)...

High heels?

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High Heels

Pro: Giving ridiculously short girls like me a wee bit more confidence and class!

Con: Even the most comfortable pair are just not always versatile or practical in all situations!!

Romantic Comedies (movies)

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Guitars:

Pro - They make that cool sound when you slide your fingers up the strings.

Con - I can not play.

Ummm .... Artificial Christmas Trees

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artificial christmas tree's

Pro-you dont have to clean up all of the needles that fall off of a real tree

Con-they dont smell like real christmas tree's

ummmmmm

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Pros - They are warm and beautiful and they make me happy. <3

Cons - They make people wear sunglasses. (Not being able to see people's eyes = extremely frustrated VoOs)

Being a teenager?

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As I am one, I find this one not too hard xD

Pro: Still having your parents around for things!

Con: Still having your parents around for things... :laugh:

Laryngitis.

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Pros: Being able to skip oral reports/talking, its a great excuse.

Cons: Not being able to scream if you're like, on fire or something..

Being REALLY early.

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Being late for something:

Pros - You might not miss out on much, depending on what you're late for.

Cons - You could miss something important, others could take it as offensive, and unless it's like 10-15 minutes, you can't use the 'fashionably late' excuse. You just can't. XD

Next up: White noise?

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Andrew Lloyd-Webber musicals:

Pros: Catchy and beautiful songs, gorgeous sets and costumes, you get the full classic musical experience.

Cons: He can be pretty hit-or-miss (I love Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat...but I think Cats is abysmal) and some of his material can get hokey and/or feel dated.

Next - birthday parties!

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Birthday Parties

Pros - Presants from family and friends. Hanging out with people you care about.

Cons - People going oh wow you're a whole year older. People really like to stress the older part. Peope getting drunk at you party and ruining it.

Smart Phones?

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Smart phones

Pros - you can brag to people that you have Internet and touch screens and voice commands and whatnot.

Cons - they're expensive and they don't always cooperate.

Next up: Being in a relationship

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Pros: You get to see all your friends naked, including the attractive female ones!

Cons: Your friends see you naked, and they way they stare in horror at your misshapen body kind of hurts.

Wait a second...you mean the kind of parties where everyone comes in their birthday suit, right?

Next--live weasels stuffed down your pants.

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Public transit:

Pros - Lots of commuting time so you can read or daydream.

Cons - Costly and time consuming.

Ceiling fans?

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