down and out with hayfever

[sneezes]

Jess suffered with the world's worst hayfever. She was 34, and it was getting worse as the years went on.

She woke Monday morning, with a bright red itchy nose and streaming eyes. She leaned over to her bedroom side, and grabbed a tissue. She gave her nose a snotty blow and sniffed. Her nose made some weird sounds when she sniffed. She got showered and dressed, and gave her nose a honk. She brushed her teeth ,and blew her nose again. After she had blew her nose, she put her hand up to her face, and sneezed 4 wet sneezes into her hand. She woke up her kids to tell them to get ready for school and went and hung the washing out. While she was out there her eyes itched, and her nose streamed. She grabbed for one of the many tissues she had with her, and blew her nose again. She went to take her kids to school, and saw them into the school gates. While she waited for them to go in, she sneezed 7 wet sounding sneezes, and gave a snotty sniffle, and sighed. She pulled out another tissue and blew her nose agian. On the back to her house, she had a tissue in her hand, and sneezed many times into it, she kept rubbing her nose with the tissue, whilst her eyes streamed. She had only been in for a space of 20 minutes, when her friend knocked seeing if she wanted to go shopping. She said she would. Her nose was completely bunged up, and made odd noises when she sniffed, she had real trouble with her eyes and nose.

They stepped outside and she lauchned into a massive sneeze fit, which lasted about half hour, her eyes streaming and puffy, and her nose red and itchy.

[sneezes]

Part 2:

They walked into the shopping centre, Jess was rubbing her itchy eyes, and gave a honking nose blow, her nose made some odd noises when she sniffed or blew her nose. For the next 10 minutes, she just literally kept the tissue on her nose, and kept giving loud honks, and she rapidly went through tissue. They were talking when she turned round, and sneezed once, and sighed. They contniued talking, and jess sneezed twice more into her sleeve. Sarah the friend she was with blessed her, and they continued to talk. They sat down for a coffee. and jess sneezed again, and sarah said bless you, and asked if she was ok. For the next 15 minutes she continued to sneeze, and sarash would bless her. Jess was getting annyoed by her own sneezing, and tried to stifle them, with limited success. She sneezed again, and then grabbed some more tissue, and blew her nose mess of a nose. Twice she tried it, and thick snot, emptied from her nose. She kept getting more tissue, and kept blowing her nose, she couldnt really breathe through her stuffed up nose. She then pulled out a few pocket packs of tissues, and put them on the table, expecting to have to use them. She continued to sneeze and sneeze all afternoon.