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“That was a good kiss.”

“I think so too! You’re a great kisser.”

“Aw, thanks. So are you!”

“Mm, really?”

“Yes! I keep getting butterflies…”

“Aww, well I feel special that I give you butterflies. …This is nice.”

“Yes, it definitely is! No stress, it’s a Friday…”

“Mhm. We finally have time to ourselves.”

“And it’s so nice out!”

“Beautiful! All week.”


“And all week we’ve been busy, stuck at school, doing other things.”

“Yeah, it sucks.”

“But I’m so happy we’re here now.”

“Me too! Oh wait, I think it should be sunset soon…”

“Oh good! I can’t wait!”

“Me neither!”

“It’s gonna be beautiful.”

“It is, it is… hahaha!”

“Ha ha, what, what’s – ?”

“I don’t know, you’re just so cute… and I’m awkward in the silence, hehe.”

“Haha, no you’re not! You’re fine, you’re cute too!”



“Okay, haha…”

“I mean, that post you reblogged on Tumblr was sooo cute.”

“Aww, yes it was! I mean, I thought so, that’s why I reblogged it!”

“And that’s why I reblogged it from you!”

“Haha, I know! But babe!”


“I mean, we had this whole conversation last night! When we were texting!”

“I know!”


“I know! Haha, I just felt like bringing it up again…”

“Fine! Hehe.”

“I mean, I loved how it went, how did it go…? ‘It’s like you find something else to love about them every day. The way they laugh, the way they sneeze, the way they blink…”

“Yeah, something like that! Wait, can you pull it up on your phone?”

“I believe I can! ……Okay. Here. ‘I think that when you fall in love with someone, every single day you spend with them you fall in love with them even moer. It’s like you find something else to love about them every day. The way they laugh, the way they sneeze, even the way they blink. I think that’s how relationships last. When things are exciting, every day you spend with that person is like an adventure into their soul.’ – Unknown.”

“Yeah, so you got that middle part pretty much right!”

“Yeah, I guess I did! Haha.”

“I just thought it was beyond precious, so I posted it!”

“I know!”

“And I think it’s definitely true.”

“I know… you said those things last night too, babe, hehe.”

“Uh, well you’re the one who brought it back up in the first place, silly!”

“I know, I know!”

“Yeah! Silly!”

“I love that at the end – ‘adventure into their soul.’”

“Yeah, me too! It’s all really cool and well-written. The middle part’s a little silly sounding though… hehe, you know?”

“What do you mean?”

“Well like, the way you laugh, sneeze and blink. I don’t really pay attention to how you blink! Hahaha!”

“Well, me neither! Haha.”

“I mean I’m sure it’s handsome…”

“Uh huh.”

“It was just silly.”

“Yeah, I agree. The other two make more sense.”

“ – What? The other two what?”

“Laughing and sneezing.”

“Oh, oh. Yeah, I guess they do. Well yeah, laughing I understand, but sneezing…?”

“Definitely sneezing – I think.”

“Why definitely?”

“I – I don’t know, I mean…”

“It’s okay! Tell me.”

“I mean like, I’ve really only heard you sneeze twice, but I – loved them – about you… I thought they were cute.”

“Awww, really? Wait, how?”


“How? Were they – cute? Haha…”

“I don’t know. Eh, forget I said it, sorry –”

“No no! Tell me! I wanna know!”

“I don’t know! They sound – regular. You don’t try to hide them. You don’t do anything to make them more girly sounding, or quieter… They’re just you. And I love you, so I love it when you sneeze.”


“I’m sorry.”


“I never should have said that –”

“No no, it’s okay! It’s fine, I meant ‘gosh’ in a good way.”


“Really. ‘Cause I… I love it when you sneeze too.”


“Yes. Really.”

“You’re just saying that.”


“To make me feel better.”

“It’s handsome! It’s powerful, it’s strong, but it isn’t wild. Just like you. It’s… kinda hot, actually….”

“Hot? Just like me, right?”

“Hehehe, yes, just like you.”

“I don’t know, I still don’t fully believe –”

“If you sneezed this very instant I would be turned on! ……that’s not something people just – say.”


“I’ve always wanted to tell you. That’s the real reason I reblogged that post, too. I’m sorry.”

“No, don’t be sorry! I… look, I’m turned on by your sneezing too.”

“You’re just saying that.”

“You just said that’s not something people just say! I’m being honest. I love you, and these past couple months have been the best of my life, but the only thing I would change about it would be to make you sneeze more often. It’s a fetish for me. I like to hear it from other people too, but your sneezing is special to me.”


“I’m sorry.”

“No, baby.”

“I shouldn’t have said it. I shouldn’t have started the whole conversation in the first place.”

“No, listen! It’s okay! Really!”

“I mean, does other sneezing – do it – for you?”

“Well… not much. Most of it, no. Just a few people. I just think you’re super cute doing it.”

“So it’s not a fetish for you?”

“Mm, no –”

“Sorry I’m asking.”

“No, it’s fine. Because I think it’s really cute that it’s a fetish for you.”


“I know that it doesn’t mean anything significant to our relationship, the fact that you’re turned on by other sneezing besides mine… that’s fine. I think it’s more important, and more adorable, that you said my sneezing is special to you.”

“…You’re the best. You’re the best…”

“Baby. Thank you. So are you.”

“I love you so much.”

“I love you so much too. ……what are you doing with that?”


“With that blade of grass –”


“Oh, you are s-so naughty, mister!”

“I love you.”

“But I’ll let you do what you wanna do.”

“I love – it. It’s – regular.”

“R-right there, it ti-tickles…”

“You don’t try to hide them…”

“It’s co-huh-huming…”

“You don’t do anything to make them more girly sounding, or quieter.”

“H-hih… Hah…”

“They’re just you. And I love you.”


“God bless you.”


“God bless you again! I didn’t know you had doubles sometimes.”

“I do, but not very often. Sometimes when there’s a blade of grass up my nose! Hahaha!”

“Yeah, yeah. Haha.”

“…Did you like that?”

“I loved it.”

“I loved doing it with you!”


“I think it’s my turn now…”


“You’re not getting away with that so easily! Hehehehe…!”

“Ahh, haha, fine!”

“Tickle tickle…”



“Not yet, but maybe soon – Wait! There!”

“Hehe, okay!”


“Coochie coochie coo…”

“Huh – Hahh-ASHOO!”

“Hehe! God bless you!”

“Thank you, baby.”

“That was hot.”

“You’re hot.”

“We’re both hot.”

“Oh – shoot, I think we missed the sunset.”

“Ah – that’s okay. I had plenty of fun tonight anyway.”

“So did I.”

“I love you, honey.”

“I love you too.”


Thank you (and congratulations!) if you read this whole thing! It was an experimental fic inspired by true events - that's an actual quote by "Unknown." And that's about it! Hope you enjoyed it! smile.png

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Oh that is so CUTE. Mutual inducing... :drool:

Description is overrated. It takes longer to get to the sneezes... :bleh:

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Haha, exactly what I thought! That's why I wanted to try this only-dialogue type of thing. I felt weird spelling out their laughing though, all the hahas and hehes xD It felt sarcastic, but normally I just say "He laughed" so I had to do it that way! Lol anyway, glad you liked it!

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