matilda3948 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 I was off from work yesterday and really wanted to do something fun outside. The weather has been amazing lately--warm, sunny, good breeze. Awesome. I decided to go kayaking and had been on the river for about ten minutes before I saw some other boaters (no motor boats, just kayaks and canoes). There's several different small feeders that you can take off the main river and I went down this particularly shady, isolated branch. I'm going along, enjoying myself and I hear this really breathy, masculine HuhhAHHchhew! from somewhere up ahead of me. Yum! A few minutes later, a double. HuhhAhhCHHEW!! HuhAhhCHHEW!! The river is really twisty so I couldn't see who this delicious sneezer was but it didn't matter. About every two or three minutes I would be treated to another sneeze or two. I counted 18 over the course of about a half hour. Honestly, I have no idea how this guy could keep rowing (and doing it fast enough that I never caught up to him). Eventually, he tapered off and I was able to focus on nature again, but after about twenty minutes of nothing he sneezed again just like before: HuhhahhhCHHEW!! And then, he had a fit of eight with almost no pause in between. HhuhhAHHCHHEWW! HuhhAhhCHHEW!! HuhAhhCHHEW!! HuhhAHHchhew! HuhhCHHEW!! HhuhhAHHCHHEWW! HuhhAhhCHHEW!! HuhhAHHchhew! I almost dropped my oar in the river. I never got to see who it was but Oh. My. God. I was nearly undone. I mean, I'm glad he didn't take an antihistamine before he left the house but I almost felt bad for him. Almost Link to comment
jezebel215 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 row! row faster woman! :-) Link to comment
flower Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Oh my God. I'm practically drooling. That was..... wow. I think it was even better that you couldn't see him (and he couldn't see you) but you stayed close enough to hear him! thanks for sharing Link to comment
obsessed Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 row! row faster woman!:-)I agree! I'll come along for the ride. Link to comment
March Hare Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Hoo boy. Amazing. The invisible sneezer, with his delightful profusion, on an already happy day. Glorious! Thanks so much for sharing Link to comment
DogLover Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Mmmmm...yummy... *munches on obs*I agree with what other people said, somehow the fact that you couldn't see each other made the whole thing even better. Link to comment
jaj1621 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 wow! what a great obs!! sometimes not seeing the sneezer can make things that much more interesting! Link to comment
happybunny Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 oh my gosd oh my god!!! i just died reading that!! what an amazing experience! Link to comment
kitsune Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Oh my god, that was HOT! I also agree with everyone else - somehow it was much hotter that you didn't actually see him. Thanks for sharing the awesome ob Link to comment
LittleGoldfish6 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Well aren't you lucky girl! A giant fit of loud wet sneezes...just for you. I totally wish I was lounging on the river as well ...enjoying the *scenery* Link to comment
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