Stimuli Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 (edited) So, here's the story; I was browsing around on twitter, when randomly seeing the tweet "Why do most fish live in salty water? Because they'd sneeze in peppery water" (worst joke in a long time, but it made me think of the possible jokes to make)So, do you have any jokes in store? (Sorry if it was on the wrong board, I am still trying to figure out exactly where to place this haha) Edited April 14, 2012 by TheTastyGuy Link to comment
thesneeze123 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I only say bless you twice, if you sneeze a third time I assume your a demon Link to comment
Joal 555 Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 They say that when America sneezes, Britain catches a coldHence the expression, God Bless America......... Link to comment
Wishing Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Confucious say: Man who sneezes without hankerchief must take matters into his own hands.....Q: Why did the computer sneeze?A: Because it caught a virus!And my favourite expression when we have one of those days in our house when everyone seems to be sneezing: 'Bless this house and all who sneeze herein'. Link to comment
Stimuli Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 Haha had a laugh reading through this Link to comment
smooshi Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 The old Facebook one:He: I love you sooooo much! I think I would die without you... I would swim across the Atlantic for you. I would...She: *sneezes*He: You're okay?She: Yeah, I'm just allergic to bulls**t. And one from my Country:For successful sexual relationship between a mouse and an elephant mouse shouldn't have any complexes and elephant shouldn't have hayfever. Link to comment
Zebra Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 This is pretty bad, it was the "in" knock knock joke when I was younger.Person 1: Knock KnockPerson 2 : Who's there?Person 1: AAhhhcchPerson 2: AAhhhcch who?Person 1: BLESS YOU! Guess what?! If you google or search sneeze jokes then there's one that a lot of people have posted places about a guy/ blond girl on an aeroplane but it's a bit adult so I thought I'd better not risk it. LOOK IT UP! Plus here's a link for Dane Cook ( I've never heard of him) doing some comedy on sneezing. Link to comment
Zebra Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Oohh I forgot, LocaLocaBoka that reminds me of Will Smith in irobot. Ok I'm done now Link to comment
BelieveInRollins Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Oh i got 1. I got this 1 from deleted scenes from "the wrestling road diaries" when colt cabana and daniel bryan were reading jokes off of banana flavored laffy taffys lolone of the jokes was "what can you throw but can't catch?" and the answer was "A Party" and then a few seconds later Colt was like "oh i got one..what can you catch but not throw?"A cold. xPI loved that 1 xD Link to comment
haeeshoo Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 This is a joke from the back of the calendar today. I had never heard/read it before "Before they signed the contract, the landlord asked the future tenant:- I have a question: do you own a radio?- No.- Do you play the piano or some other instrument?- No.- Do you sing?- No, and if I have to sneeze, I lock myself into the closet and close the door behind me." Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 This is a joke from the back of the calendar today. I had never heard/read it before "Before they signed the contract, the landlord asked the future tenant:- I have a question: do you own a radio?- No.- Do you play the piano or some other instrument?- No.- Do you sing?- No, and if I have to sneeze, I lock myself into the closet and close the door behind me." For some reason I thought that one was hilarious!!! Link to comment
Wig_Powder Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 This is pretty bad, it was the "in" knock knock joke when I was younger.Person 1: Knock KnockPerson 2 : Who's there?Person 1: AAhhhcchPerson 2: AAhhhcch who?Person 1: BLESS YOU!You just reminded me of something...When I was a kid and flying on airplanes, there was this radio channel for kids that was about a bunch of kids going on an adventure with Ronald McDonald (McDonald's sponsored the in-flight kid's meals), and at one point, Ronald is telling a bunch of knock-knock jokes, including that one. But then he goes a bizarre step further..."Knock-knock.""Who's there?""Hatch.""Hatch who?""I didn't know you had a cold too."This is then followed by a honking noise. Strange stuff, but I wasn't complaining. Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I stumbled across this (not too funny) joke today:The circus director looks at the demolished circus tent, yelling: "Damn the person who gave the elephant sneezing powder!" Link to comment
Incendias Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Not exactly a joke but this just picture appeared on the front page of reddit: http://imgur.com/WXr9OA0 Link to comment
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