The Alphabet Game

[nolongeractive]

I used to play this on the bus during field trips with friends all the time in elementary school, I don't know if anyone else did, too. Anyways, I'll start!

A, my name is Anna, my husband's (or wife's) name is Andy

We live in Alabama with our pet Alligator

and we sell Applesauce

Next is B - I'm assuming you get the idea, especially if you've played this before. We can start over after we get through the alphabet too. Alright, go go go!

[LeapYearKisses]

Such a good way to waste time in airports. Especially if you try for a fandom-specific version.

B my name is Briana, my husband's name is Bertie,

we live in Buffalo with our pet barnacles,

and we sell brandy.

[Marshmallow Peep]

Oooh! Sounds like fun!

C, My name is Charlotte, my husband's name is Caleb

We live in Chicago with our pet crab

and we sell chocolate

[Kiwifruit]

My name is Dana, my husband is Dan,

We live in Djibouti with our pet Dingo

And we sell Dangerous Goods.

[EmeraldThread]

E, My name is Emma, my husband's name is Eric

We live in Exeter with our pet Elephant

And we sell Erasable Pens

[Vetinari]

F, My name is Frida, my husband's name is Frode.

We live in Flåm with our pet flea.

And we sell foghorns.

[Salamander]

G, my name is Gracie (Which is true, as it happens!), my husband's name is Guthrie,

I live in Goa with my pet goats,

and we sell grains.

[Just Older]

H, my name is Heather and my husband's name is Hunter.

We live in Halifax with out pet hamster,

And we sell heaters.

That one was almost too easy.

[Vendetta]

I, my name is Indigo and my husband's name is Isaac

We live in Ice Cavern with our pet ibis,

And we sell Ice cream trucks

[Pearlised]

J, My name is Jan and my husband's name is Jamie

We live in Jamaica with our pet Jelly fish

And we sell Jeeps

[Joal 555]

Would anybody mind if I did another "J"?

No? ok, here goes.....

J, my name is Joal and my wife's name is Joalene

We live in Jeorgia (*clears throat*) with our pet Jerbil (*coughs*)

And we sell Jeraniums (*coughs again*)

Sorry, normal service will be resumed below.......

[March Hare]

My name is Klara and my husband's name is Klaas.

We live in Kentucky with our pet krokodil (shut up, that's how WE spell it)

and we sell ketamine.

[LeapYearKisses]

L, my name is Liara, my wife's name is Leyla,

we live in Limerick with our pet lions,

and we sell licorice.

[Just Older]

M, my name is Mary and my husband's name is Mark.

We live in Moroco with our pet mice,

And we sell money!

[nolongeractive]

M, my name is Mary and my husband's name is Mark.

We live in Moroco with our pet mice,

And we sell money!

I totally thought it said "my husband's name is Marik", oh Yugioh..

N, my name is Natalie and my husband's name is Nathan

We live in Nova Scotia with our pet narwhal

and we sell notebooks

[K.Matsuri]

O, my name is Olivia and my husband's name is Oliver.

We live in Oceania with our pet ocelot,

and we sell oranges.

[March Hare]

P

My name is Petra and my husband's name is Padraic.

We live in Portugal with our pet panda,

and we sell pepper plants.

[count tiszula]

Q

My name is Quickhelm and my wife's name is Quintiliana.

We live in Quercy with our pet quagga.

And we sell Quetzalcoatl cult ritual objects.

[nolongeractive]

LOL "Quetzalcoatl cult ritual objects", I like it.

R, my name is Rachel and my husband's name is Richard

We live in Rhode Island with our pet raccoon,

and we sell rubber ducks

[Dusty15]

S

My name is Sasha and my husband's name is Samuel,

We live in the Switzerland with our pet snails and Sheltie,

and we sell Slip-n-Slides

[smooshi]

T

My name is Tina and my husband's name is Tim,

we live in Thailand with our pet t- rex

and we sell tissues.

[March Hare]

My name is Ursula and my husband's name is Uriel.

We live in Urk with our pet Ultrasaurus

and we sell U-boat umbrellas.

[Dusty15]

My name is Vincent and my wife's name is Veronica

And we live in Venice with our pet Velociraptor

and we sell V-Neck Sweaters (and the occasional Violin)

[SweaterWeather]

My name is Wendy and my husband's name is Wilfred

We live in Wonderland with our pet Wombat

and we sell Wishes. (Not very cheap, mind you)

[YoriYori]

My name is Xena and my husband's name is Xavier.

We live in Xenia, IL with our pet Xoloitzcuintli.

And we sell Xanthan gum.