Almost got caught last night

[The Dude]

I guess it was my turn to have a close encounter. Out of the goodness of my heart, I let my roommate and close friend T use my computer to cancel his Zune membership. Apparently he had done so a couple of times in the past. So you can imagine my absolute horror when out of nowhere, he blurted out "What is this Sneeze Fetish thing??? Do they get turned on by people sneezing?"

Without missing a beat, I laughed and replied with the standard line about it being a joke site that my friend sent me (It works like magic!) As an added smokescreen, I rattled off some bullshit about cracked.com and goat porn. I managed to stay cool as a cucumber externally, but inside I was screaming like some pimply teenager at a Bieber concert. Luckily he's as gullible as the Trix rabbit, because he just laughed it off and went back to what he was doing.

That's how it's done.... Name Rank and Social, baby!!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go have some coffee and a coronary.

Edited May 3, 2012 by The Dude

[Joal 555]

Good work! I doubt that I would have coped as well as that

[Pearlised]

Excellent work! like a true spy!

[smooshi]

I managed to stay cool as a cucumber externally, but inside I was screaming like some pimply teenager at a Bieber concert.

Well said.

[The Dude]

Oh BTW, forgot to mention that at one point he also knocked one of the clothes tags that I use to induce off my desk. When I reached down to pick it up, he said "Don't worry man, it was just a staple."

[Heavy-Chevy]

Without missing a beat, I laughed and replied with the standard line about it being a joke site that my friend sent me (It works like magic!) As an added smokescreen, I rattled off some bullshit about cracked.com and goat porn. I managed to stay cool as a cucumber externally, but inside I was screaming like some pimply teenager at a Bieber concert. Luckily he's as gullible as the Trix rabbit, because he just laughed it off and went back to what he was doing.

LOL that's awesome how you handled that, good job dude! I'll be sure to remember that in case (God forbid) I end up in the same situation.

Edited May 4, 2012 by Heavy-Chevy

[alias]

Very smooth. I always fear I'll be caught. I think I'd probably end up playing dumb like "I dunno, it's probably a pop up." I'd have to immediately evacuate though or my nervousness would give me away.

[NoV]

Its one of those moments that I have been dreading ever since I realised I had this fetish. Superb recovery Dude!