smooshi Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 I know bad jokes can make people laugh even more than really good ones, that's why I want you to help me to do one compilation.Shall we?-Two old women are sitting in the dark, the third one arrives and turns the light on.-A cow walks in a desert and washing machine falls on her.-Q: How do we call fish with no eyes? A: Fsh!-Two men walk down the street, one dies and other one's mother works in a tobacco shop.etc. Link to comment
Joal 555 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Q: How do we call fish with no eyes? A: Fsh! Q: What do you call a deer with no eyesA: No idea.... Link to comment
VoOs Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 - What's the difference between a hare?- It can neither ride a bicycle. Link to comment
Dye Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Is it bad that I don't get a lot of these...? D: Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 A snail in the north pole, do you know what he's called, with his house and all?Sn-igloo!That joke came to me at night in a dream. Most moronic joke ever, but I laugh at it all the time. Link to comment
March Hare Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Here, in the Green Church, lettuce pray. When it's thyme to shed our earthly cucumbrances...Oh gods, somebody stop me from blurting out ALL THE PUNS. Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 11, 2012 Author Share Posted July 11, 2012 Now I remembered this one, told by one kid from my class, who isn't too bright and he has some behaviour disorders."If first son is yoghurt, who is second one?Milk!"He laughed so hard while telling it, so we roared with laughter after hearing it like it was the best joke ever told... Link to comment
Vetinari Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 - What's the difference between a hare?- It can neither ride a bicycle.Along the same lines:What's the difference between a duck?One of its legs is the same.What's green and brown would really hurt you if it fell out of a tree?A snooker table. Link to comment
Enkidom Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 For those who recall Britpop!A man was parousing the menu in a restaurant, on it he saw a dish named "Oasis Soup". No description of the dish followed and, curious, he ordered it.The waiter delivered a steaming bowl of soup and a bread plate.When the man had finished, the waiter came over to collect the empty bowl and plate, now containing nothing but crumbs. "Did you enjoy your soup sir?" he asked."Oh it was delicious, but tell me, why is it called Oasis Soup? I couldn't taste anything I'd assoicate with deserts, exotic locations or water?"The waiter pointed to the crumb covered plate and said..."You got a roll with it..." Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Don't hate me, but I have to put this one because it got so popular with my friends."What happens when you eat all of the potatoes?""They're all gone!" Link to comment
Deadsh0t Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 The waiter pointed to the crumb covered plate and said..."You got a roll with it..." This one made me chuckle. I've got a few really, really awful ones. What do you call a man with a spade on his head?Doug. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?Cliff. What's pink and hard?A gangster pig with a switchblade. (your dirty mind thought it was something else. *tut*) Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?Cliff.HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my God I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while. Thank you! Link to comment
smooshi Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 - What is green and has wheels?- ?- Grass. I lied about the wheels. Link to comment
Joal 555 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug. What do you call a man WITHOUT a spade on his head?Douglas Link to comment
Deadsh0t Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 What do you call a man WITHOUT a spade on his head? Douglas Selective Quote Quote MultiQuote Hahaha, not heard of that one before! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my God I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while. Thank you! Well, I'm glad someone found it funny. xDI remembered another really cheesy one:In what sort of cheese would you hide a horse? (eheheh 'cheesy', get it?)Marscapone! Link to comment
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