shy guy Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Today I had lunch at Panera Bread. It was a rainy, relatively cool day for Summer, so I had the Chicken Lemon Orzo soup. The combination of eating hot soup in an over air-conditioned dining room made my nose quite runny, so as I was getting up to leave, I reached for my handkerchief: it was a white handkerchief with blue and gray banding around the borders, freshly ironed, one of my current favorites. I unfolded the hankie, raised it to my nose, and started to blow, expecting it to be a quiet, wet blow of short duration. I was quite wrong, however, because as I started to blow I found that my nose was much more "full" than expected. I started to blow harder, and found myself producing quite a loud honk. I had to blow each side of my nose a couple more times, honking loudly each time. With my nose now clear, I refolded my hankie and proceeded to my car.As luck would have it, just as I reached my car, the sun appeared from behind a cloud, sending it's rays direcrly into my unshaded eyes. Before I even knew what was happening, I took a quick gulp of air and unleashed an enormous, uncovered sneeze, bending over by 90 degrees at the waste, sending the spray onto the pavement.Quite a good mornings work if you ask me! Link to comment
cjblo Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Would have been nice to be there... No comments were made??Take care,CJ Link to comment
Hankysneeze Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Sounds nice! Bless you Link to comment
Brooklyn_Italian_BBW Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 bless you, sweetie Link to comment
sexyhankysneeze Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 wow! i never seem to honk, however my blows are still never very quiet Link to comment
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