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AltoFairy

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So, I found out about this AFTER I started posting like the madwoman I am.

But alright.

I'm AltoFairy. I'm 16 and female but my name, location, blood type, and favorite flavor of jello is none of your bleepin' business. Know, however, that I am rather witty, persistently eloquent, sickly, completely off my rocker, an insomniac perpetually lacking in sleep, and desire to be a neurosurgeon. I like photography and books and tea and reading and video games and coins and the word "iridescent'. I hate most people and my school locker and meat and cooking and food and writer's block and 2nd violins

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Continuing down here because my computer had an aneurism.

Okay.

and 2nd violins that don't play their part and dust and door handles.

I'm a fetishist, obviously, or I wouldn't be here. Sneezes are okay but if they're there, someone better be feverish and coughing, or I might loose some interest. There's just something about the pale smile of that person who knows they're pretty much down for the count that I can't resist...

Ahem. I'll save that for stories and obvs.

Oh! I also like violas and classical music.

I love music just about more than breathing, and everyone tells me that I need to become a writer, which is exactly why I won't become one.

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Welcome. I hate most people too but I'm sure you won't be one of them.

Everyone here is awesome though.

Music is awesome too. I love string instruments (not that I can actually play any).

I hope you write fics for us, even if you don't want to be a writer. If not that's okay too.

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:)

I actually joined partly as a place to practice writing for people who like adjectives on things that most people would raise eyebrows at, ('how many different letters can you put into a sneeze...? Why do you know like 20 synonyms for fever?)

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Hey, welcome to the forum!

I'm of the same opinion regarding feverish sneezes. While I don't dislike allergies, cold sneezes are by far my preference. :D

I don't know much about music (beyond what a friend of mine in jazz band tells me, and I've learned a little), but I absolutely love writing. I'll be looking forward to whatever you post, including the 20 symptoms for fever and however many letters you can include in a sneeze. This is really the perfect place for it. XD

Anyway, it's nice to meet you! :3

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Welcome to the forum.

Quite an introduction. But don't worry, there's a lot of people I can't stand either so you're definitely not alone. :)

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