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[hilsbilly]

STORY THREAD SCRIPT

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STEPHANIE : Mmm That was a wonderful meal. You’re such a good cook.

JULIET: Thank you, darling.

STEPHANIE: You’re welcome. I could just fall asleep now.

JULIET: But, Stephanie, darling, aren’t you going to do the dishes?

STEPHANIE: Awww, But I did the dishes yesterday!

JULIET: Yes, but I spent all this afternoon preparing and cooking tonight’s dinner

STEPHANIE: But, yesterday when I…hang on, this is nice. When did we get this?

JULIET: It’s a snuff box. I went to see my grandfather earlier today and he gave it to me.

STEPHANIE: Why would your grandfather want to be giving you snuff boxes?

JULIET: Well, not only is it solid silver but it’s a genuine antique. It’s worth a bloody fortune and I’m his only granddaughter!”

STEPHANIE: How do you get into it?

JULIET: Careful!, It’s still full of snuff!”

STEPHANIE: Why have you kept the snuff in it?

JULIET: When I got back home I had to start straight on with dinner. I haven’t had time to empty it yet.

STEPHANIE: I tell you what, this gives me and idea.

JULIET: Oh, yeah?

STEPHANIE: Yeah. I tell you what; I’ll have a bet with you.

JULIET: “Carry on. You interest me.”

STEPHANIE: OK, how about, if we both take a pinch of snuff and the first one to sneeze does the dishes!

JULIET: All right! You’re on!

STEPHANIE: Good, open the box and let’s both have a sniff.

JULIET: (sniff)

STEPHANIE: (sniff) mmm… it’s quite nice isn’t it?

JULIET: Yeah. Sorta menthol.

STEPHANIE: I can feel it already, though.

JULIET: so can I . it.. it’s right there.

STEPHANIE: Go on! Sneeze!

JULIET: Huh..huh.. No I’m not. I’m not being beaten by you!

STEPHANIE: what’s the next culinary delight you’ve got planned for us, then?

JULIET: I’m thinking of baking us a lemon sponge cake.

STEPHANIE: Oooh.. th.. that s..s.. sounds n.. n.. nice!

JULIET: It’s no use trying to make small talk to distract yourself. You know you’re gonna sneeze!

STEPHANIE: N.. no. I..I..Ib not.

JULIET: Yes you are! You’re cute little nose is twitching all over the place! I know your gonna sneeze!

STEPHANIE: No I’m not I… I.. AHH…AHH.. AHHH… Nnnn…”

JULIET: There you are you sneezed!!!

STEPHANIE: No I did not!”

JULIET: Yes you did. I win the bet!

STEPHANIE: No you don’t. I didn’t sneeze. I stifled it at the last… ASHOOO!!! Damn! It’s not fair! You made me lose concentration.

JULIET: No. I won fair and square. You have to do the dishes.

STEPHANIE: Oh, ok. I suppose so. Oh, dear…it’s up my nose… I might have… to…

JULIET: Stephanie?

STEPHANIE: What?

JULIET: Since you won the bet…

STEPHANIE: Yes?

JULIET: Why are you still trying to stop yourself from sneezing?

STEPHANIE: Do you know, I don't know. I can sneeze if I want to can’t I ? cos I really need to sneeze. You’d better hold on to your T-shirt. Oh, I dunno…I… I…AAHH… AAAHHH… TCHOOO!!! OH dear! I needed that! Come, on. Let’s get those dishes washed.

JULIET: Where are you going?

STEPHANIE: I’m going to dry while you wash. You look like you’re going to sneeze again.

JULIET: I am.

STEPHANIE: I feel like I want to sneeze again as well and I’m not going to stay in here sneezing alone while you’re sneezing on your own in the kitchen. I’m gonna sneeze!

JULIET: so am I !!!

STEPHANIE: AH…TISH …OOOO!!!

JULIET: Ble..SHEEEEWWW!!!

STEPHANIE: Bleshyou?

JULIET: Yeah.

STEPHANIE: Come on let’s get into that kitchen before I sneeze again.

JULIET: Oh.. it’s no good. I think I’m gonna…haveta… sneeze… again.. AHH TCHH!!!

STEPHANIE: Now, that was a cute little sneeze. It… oh.. bless my itchy nose!

JULIET: It looks like you’ve got a sneezy nose!

STEPHANIE: I have. It.. Oh, my! AHH AHHH AHHH…. A TISSHHOOO!!!

JULIET: I tell you what, though.

STEPHANIE: What?

JULIET: If I’d have known you were going to help I wouldn’t have argued in the first place”

[Mr Sneezy]

I love it, Hilsbilly. All you need in a real scenario are Juliet and Stephanie talking in Cockney/Liverpool accents.

[hilsbilly]

I’ve just re-read the story script and it looks like I got the characters mixed up half way through.

I’ve re-written to make it make sense and I’m posting it again.

STORY THREAD SCRIPT

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STEPHANIE : Mmm That was a wonderful meal. You’re such a good cook.

JULIET: Thank you, darling.

STEPHANIE: You’re welcome. I could just fall asleep now.

JULIET: But, Stephanie, darling, aren’t you going to do the dishes?

STEPHANIE: Awww, But I did the dishes yesterday!

JULIET: Yes, but I spent all this afternoon preparing and cooking tonight’s dinner

STEPHANIE: But, yesterday when I…hang on, this is nice. When did we get this?

JULIET: It’s a snuff box. I went to see my grandfather earlier today and he gave it to me.

STEPHANIE: Why would your grandfather want to be giving you snuff boxes?

JULIET: Well, not only is it solid silver but it’s a genuine antique. It’s worth a bloody fortune and I’m his only granddaughter!”

STEPHANIE: How do you get into it?

JULIET: Careful!, It’s still full of snuff!”

STEPHANIE: Why have you kept the snuff in it?

JULIET: When I got back home I had to start straight on with dinner. I haven’t had time to empty it yet.

STEPHANIE: I tell you what, this gives me and idea.

JULIET: Oh, yeah?

STEPHANIE: Yeah. I tell you what; I’ll have a bet with you.

JULIET: “Carry on. You interest me.”

STEPHANIE: OK, how about, if we both take a pinch of snuff and the first one to sneeze does the dishes!

JULIET: All right! You’re on!

STEPHANIE: Good, open the box and let’s both have a sniff.

JULIET: (sniff)

STEPHANIE: (sniff) mmm… it’s quite nice isn’t it?

JULIET: Yeah. Sorta menthol.

STEPHANIE: I can feel it already, though.

JULIET: so can I . it.. it’s right there.

STEPHANIE: Go on! Sneeze!

JULIET: Huh..huh.. No I’m not. I’m not being beaten by you!

STEPHANIE: what’s the next culinary delight you’ve got planned for us, then?

JULIET: I’m thinking of baking us a lemon sponge cake.

STEPHANIE: Oooh.. th.. that s..s.. sounds n.. n.. nice!

JULIET: It’s no use trying to make small talk to distract yourself. You know you’re gonna sneeze!

STEPHANIE: N.. no. I..I..Ib not.

JULIET: Yes you are! You’re cute little nose is twitching all over the place! I know your gonna sneeze!

STEPHANIE: No I’m not I… I.. AHH…AHH.. AHHH… Nnnn…”

JULIET: There you are you sneezed!!!

STEPHANIE: No I did not!”

JULIET: Yes you did. I win the bet!

STEPHANIE: No you don’t. I didn’t sneeze. I stifled it at the last… ASHOOO!!! Damn! It’s not fair! You made me lose concentration.

JULIET: No. I won fair and square. You have to do the dishes.

STEPHANIE: Oh, ok. I suppose so.

JULIET: Oh, dear…it’s up my nose… I might have… to…

STEPHANIE: Juliet?

JULIET: What?

STEPHANIE: Since you won the bet…

JULIET: Yes?

STEPHANIE: Why are you still trying to stop yourself from sneezing?

JULIET: Do you know, I don't know. I can sneeze if I want to can’t I ? cos I really need to sneeze. You’d better hold on to your T-shirt. Oh, I dunno…I… I…AAHH… AAAHHH… TCHOOO!!! OH dear! I needed that! Come, on. Let’s get those dishes washed.

STEPHANIE: Where are you going?

JULIET: I’m going to dry while you wash. You look like you’re going to sneeze again.

STEPHANIE: I am.

JULIET: I feel like I want to sneeze again as well and I’m not going to stay in here sneezing alone while you’re sneezing on your own in the kitchen. I’m gonna sneeze!

STEPHANIE: so am I !!!

JULIET: AH…TISH …OOOO!!!

STEPHANIE: Ble..SHEEEEWWW!!!

JULIET: Bleshyou?

STEPHANIE: Yeah.

JULIET: : Come on let’s get into that kitchen before I sneeze again.

STEPHANIE: Oh.. it’s no good. I think I’m gonna…haveta… sneeze… again.. AHH TCHH!!!

JULIET: Now, that was a cute little sneeze. It… oh.. bless my itchy nose!

STEPHANIE: It looks like you’ve got a sneezy nose!

JULIET: I have. It.. Oh, my! AHH AHHH AHHH…. A TISSHHOOO!!!

STEPHANIE: : I tell you what, though.

JULIET: What?

STEPHANIE: If I’d have known you were going to help I wouldn’t have argued in the first place”