Cassadee Pope Tweets

[zneeze]

Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on four tweets from Cassadee Pope, lead singer of the currently-on-hiatus pop punk band Hey Monday, winner of Season 3 of The Voice (U.S.), soon-to-be-super-famous multi-genre-singing solo-recording artist, and my only real celebrity crush ever, can't you tell.

I tried very hard to embed them, but it apparently is impossible on this forum. Soo, just follow the links

https://twitter.com/...atus/2625855826

https://twitter.com/...atus/9678090512

https://twitter.com/...371984265547776

https://twitter.com/...831809111527425

So many things. First of all, if you'll notice, the first tweet is from 2009, the second from 2010, then one from 2011 and one from last year. She is currently averaging one sneeze-related tweet a year, which is a remarkable average for a celebrity.

With the exception of her 2012 tweet, they aren't banal sneeze-related things many non-fetishists tend to say. And even then, her 2012 tweet ("I don't even wanna know what my face looks like when I'm about to sneeze but don't.") is just cute to someone who has a crush on her Plus, this is the only one that somebody retweeted with a reply. Some dude says "Like perfection." Which is kind of weird even if he's a sneeze fetishist. I stalked his profile and it seems like he's just a big fan BUT ANYWAY

Each one is a little slice more of awesome. Who knows if her 2009 tweet was pure exaggeration? I like to think it isn't. But my favorite of them all is the 2010 one, "Sneeze into someone's arm. It's amazing." Oh Cassadee, I'd let you sneeze in my arm, or on my face, or on my or anywhere else you choose.

Sorry for getting carried away.

[SneezeformeKristen]

I'm so glad someone else saw these haha