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A Sneeze Poem


Kleeny

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This was sent to me by a fellow sneezer. It's quite cute.

Little Boy's View on Sneezing

I've studied people sneezing

Here at home, and at my school.

Sneezing sure is funny!

Sneezing sure is cool!

Some people sneeze real quietly,

Like a teensy, little mouse.

My dad can sneeze so loudly

That it echoes through our house.

Most girls sneeze politely,

Like ah-choo! Or ah-ka-choo!.

Sometimes they try and hide it

In a cough, then look at you.

The boys I know don't do that.

They let their sneezes blow!

The louder, WOW! the better!

It's just something all guys know.

The weirdest one I've heard, so far,

Is one my mom can do.

Her sneezing comes out sounding

A lot like, WHO-ASKED-CHOO!?

Be careful if you do MY sneeze

(You suck your breath in tighter)

Or when your sneeze comes busting out,

It'll bring a barking spider!

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