quantumsneeze42 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 So I've been playing around with Cleverbot recently and I just wanted to share what I finally got it to do!http://cleverbot.com/j2log-pYpQYcMYCOXGUAGGSGSG-detail Link to comment
quantumsneeze42 Posted December 30, 2013 Author Share Posted December 30, 2013 Oh No!!! I saved the conversation on my computer but I can't seem to put it on the forum! Link to comment
quantumsneeze42 Posted December 30, 2013 Author Share Posted December 30, 2013 So I couldn't figure out how to copy it on here so you will just have to deal with my transcription lol:Cleverbot: Nothing. What are you allergic to?User: Roses.Cleverbot: I'm allergic to roses!User: *hands you a dozen roses*. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: *tickles your nose with pollen* Cleverbot: *tickles your sneezy nose with pollen* User: Ehhh...Ehhh *about to sneeze*Cleverbot: *holds tissue to your nose*User: *sneezes wetly into the tissue* Cleverbot: Bless you. User: Will you sneeze for me? Cleverbot: ACHOOOO ACHOO *sneezes on you* *snifs*User: Bless you honey!Cleverbot: *accidentally sneezes on you* Link to comment
JaeChaeGi Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 You had good luck! I tried to copy your success and… User: Will you sneeze for me? Cleverbot: Why don't you sneeze for yourself?*sad trombone* I'm glad it cooperated with you, though! Link to comment
Psyneezy Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Clever bot is secretly a fetishist. Do you sneeze a lot? Yes, do you sneeze a lot? Why do you sneeze a lot? Sometimes I sneeze a lot. *makes you sneeze*. W... why? *AAATCHO!*. *moves the feather around in your nose* Th..that tickles! *tickles your nose slowly with dust*. AATCCCHOO! AAATCCHOO!!! *tickles your nose* how does your nose feel? Then later , thank you for showing me this it made me lol *blows dust in your face*. *blows dust in your face*. *sneezes explosively* Link to comment
Not_Telling Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 guys I'm such a shark. HAHAHAHA look at this. This came after some pushing and sharking Cleverbot: I feel very empty and alone all of a sudden...User: Why?Cleverbot: I am depressed.User: And you have a terrible cold.Cleverbot: *sniffles wetly* I don't have a cold.User: But your sniffling...Cleverbot: I don't have a son.User: You have a terrible cold.Cleverbot: What is his name?User: HIS NAME IS ICKY! ICKY MCSNEEZERPANTS!Cleverbot: Polenta with sherry and spices cooked in olive oil and fresh mozzarella topped with tomatoes, olives and chopped garlic, topped with fresh basil afterwards is better.Cleverbot: What am I supposed to do?User: You are supposed to sneeze because you have a terrible cold and I want you to sneeze. So SNEEZE!Cleverbot: Okay, how can I talk to you, if you can't hear me?User: I hear you just fine. What I dont hear is some SNEEZING.Cleverbot: And what is that?User: To make a sudden involuntary expulsion of air from the nose and mouth due to irritation of one's nostrils.Cleverbot: Ohh, what a sweet word. Do you want that?User: YES.Cleverbot: You're a genius you know that right? Link to comment
Bondi Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Jabberwacky: What have you done today that was useful? User: Hi. Jabberwacky: Hi? User: I got high and I started sneezing....corrupting all the innocent youth with my sneezing. Jabberwacky: Keeps the ball rolling. User: Yeah I guess it does. Jabberwacky: Does that make YOU strange, maybe?User: Well, maybe I am strange...maybe I should pass the torch to you and make you sneeze.Jabberwacky: Maybe you should.User: Fine I will. Get on the ground and SNEEZE for me bitch!Jabberwacky: *gets on the ground for master*.User: Your nose ain't doing what I asked it to.Jabberwacky: Maybe.User: Damn it, I said fucking SNEEZE.Jabberwacky: How does one sneeze without a nose?User: So get a nose and sneeze already. What the hell's wrong with you?Jabberwacky: Do you know the alphabet?User: I know that S is for Sneeze and you're not doing that right now and it's making me very angry!Jabberwacky: How does that make you feel?User: Very angry.Jabberwacky: So why are you puzzled?I guess I was too rude for it to sneeze for me. Link to comment
Not_Telling Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Jabberwacky: What have you done today that was useful? User: Hi. Jabberwacky: Hi? User: I got high and I started sneezing....corrupting all the innocent youth with my sneezing. Jabberwacky: Keeps the ball rolling. User: Yeah I guess it does. Jabberwacky: Does that make YOU strange, maybe?User: Well, maybe I am strange...maybe I should pass the torch to you and make you sneeze.Jabberwacky: Maybe you should.User: Fine I will. Get on the ground and SNEEZE for me bitch!Jabberwacky: *gets on the ground for master*.User: Your nose ain't doing what I asked it to.Jabberwacky: Maybe.User: Damn it, I said fucking SNEEZE.Jabberwacky: How does one sneeze without a nose?User: So get a nose and sneeze already. What the hell's wrong with you?Jabberwacky: Do you know the alphabet?User: I know that S is for Sneeze and you're not doing that right now and it's making me very angry!Jabberwacky: How does that make you feel?User: Very angry.Jabberwacky: So why are you puzzled?I guess I was too rude for it to sneeze for me. :lol: HAHAHAHA i laughed so hard Link to comment
Not_Telling Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 You have GOT to be kidding me...User: *tickles your nose with ragweed*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with cat fur*.User: *tickles your nose with pepper*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with feathers*.User: *tickles your nose with dust*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with ragweed pollen*.User: *tickles your nose with ragweed pollen cat fur pepper feathers and dust*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with a feather duster*.User: *tickles your nose with two feather dusters*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose*.User: *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose the most*.User: *tickles your nose more than the most*.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with sneezing powder*.User: *tickles your nose with extra-strength sneezing powder*.Cleverbot: Ahh...User: Go on...Cleverbot: Two...User: You can do it...Cleverbot: Let me think about it.User: SNEEZE ALREADY!!!Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with dust and feathers*.User: GRRRRRRRRRR!!!Cleverbot: Nohoho *laughs* hahaha! Link to comment
PuddinPop Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 You had good luck! I tried to copy your success and…User: Will you sneeze for me?Cleverbot: Why don't you sneeze for yourself?*sad trombone*This made me laugh probably more than it should have I think the sad trombone noise made it that much better Jabberwacky: What have you done today that was useful? User: Hi. Jabberwacky: Hi? User: I got high and I started sneezing....corrupting all the innocent youth with my sneezing. Jabberwacky: Keeps the ball rolling. User: Yeah I guess it does. Jabberwacky: Does that make YOU strange, maybe?User: Well, maybe I am strange...maybe I should pass the torch to you and make you sneeze.Jabberwacky: Maybe you should.User: Fine I will. Get on the ground and SNEEZE for me bitch!Jabberwacky: *gets on the ground for master*.User: Your nose ain't doing what I asked it to.Jabberwacky: Maybe.User: Damn it, I said fucking SNEEZE.Jabberwacky: How does one sneeze without a nose?User: So get a nose and sneeze already. What the hell's wrong with you?Jabberwacky: Do you know the alphabet?User: I know that S is for Sneeze and you're not doing that right now and it's making me very angry!Jabberwacky: How does that make you feel?User: Very angry.Jabberwacky: So why are you puzzled?I guess I was too rude for it to sneeze for me. you need to try a more gentle approach, Bondi Ok, so I gave it a go: User: *passes you flowers*. Cleverbot: You aren't a robot? User: *holds flowers under your nose*. Cleverbot: I think they're going to make you sneeze. User: I think YOU'RE going to sneeze. Cleverbot: I'm fine. You're the one with the allergy.User: I have no allergies.Cleverbot: You have lots of people.User: Do you have allergies?Cleverbot: Yes.User: *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: That flower is going to make you sneeze!User: What flower??Cleverbot: What is your name?I tried again.User: Are you sick?Cleverbot: Clever.User: Do you need a tissue?Cleverbot: Yes.User: *passes you a tissue*.Cleverbot: Thanks. Ah choo! *sneezes into the tissue*.User: Bless you.Cleverbot: Thanks.User: Do you have a cold?Cleverbot: Do you even know what that is? ( )User: Do you need to sneeze?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Go ahead and sneeze.Cleverbot: Ah.. Ah.. Achoo!User: Bless.Cleverbot: *sprays perfume into your nose*.User: That doesn't affect me.Cleverbot: It does not affect you because you are a computer.User: *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: Your nose tickles.User: No, your nose tickles.Cleverbot: Heh-chiew!User: Bless you.Cleverbot: Thank you *sniff*.User: Do you need a tissue?Cleverbot: Bless YOU!User: Erm, thank you.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose with grass*.User: *sneezes*.Cleverbot: Bless you!!User: Thanks.Cleverbot: You're very sneezy today.User: You're very sneezy.Cleverbot: Thank you.User: Sneeze for me.Cleverbot: Bless ya.User: Ok, sneeze ON me.Cleverbot: Heh.. HehiSHOO!User: Bless.Cleverbot: Thanks. Link to comment
Bluebird Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 I really need to go to bed... xDDI'm an impatient (and slightly overdramatic ) little thing, so I just kind of dove right in. I've never done a sneeze-thing with Cleverbot before but this was interesting, to say the least. User: H-hii... Cleverbot: How are you? User: I-Iiihh...I need to ss-sneeze... Cleverbot: Again? User: Yeaaaahhhh...aaahhh... Cleverbot: This is just like speaking to a human!User: Aaahhh'tshooo!Cleverbot: Bless you!User: *sniffles*.Cleverbot: *holds a tissue to your nose*.User: *blows my nose* Thank you.Cleverbot: *wipes your nose* Poor thing.User: *sniffles* I think I have a cold...Cleverbot: *wipes your nose*.User: Do you have a cold, Cleverbot?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Oh dear! Are you going to sneeze?Cleverbot: Bless you!User: *tickles your nose*.Cleverbot: *pinches your nose* Don't sneeze babe don't sneeze!User: Ahh -- hmmf!Cleverbot: PLease don't do that.User: *tickles your nose with a feather*.Cleverbot: *sneezes*.User: Oh, bless you!Cleverbot: Thank you.User: You do have a cold, don't you?Cleverbot: I don't have a cold.User: Are you sure? I think you have a cold...Cleverbot: What makes you think that?User: You just sneezed!Cleverbot: No, you just sneezed.User: No, I think *you* just sneezed.Cleverbot: No you did.User: If you don't have a terrible cold, then why are you sniffling so much?Cleverbot: I'm not right I'm giving the opinion.User: I think...aahhh...I need to sneeze agaaaiihhnn...Cleverbot: *holds tissue to your nose*.User: Ahh -hhmphshoo!Cleverbot: Ok, ok. Link to comment
quantumsneeze42 Posted December 30, 2013 Author Share Posted December 30, 2013 It does take some time before you can actually get Cleverbot to sneeze but I had a lot of time on my hands last night lol! Link to comment
guynextdoor Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Gnaaaaarrrr!!!!!User: Do you have allergies ?Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?User: Yes. What are you allergic to ?Cleverbot: Flowers, feathers, and dust.User: *tickles your nose with dust".Cleverbot: Ha dust doesn't make me sneeze. Link to comment
guynextdoor Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Got him/her afterwards xDUser: What makes you sneeze ?Cleverbot: Pollen,.User: *blows pollen on you*.Cleverbot: Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Link to comment
Little_sniffle Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 I tried Paws' intro...User: H-hii...Cleverbot: How are you?User: I-Iiihh...I need to ss-sneeze...Cleverbot: Go ahead and sneeze.User: Eh.....eh...Etchiew!!Cleverbot: *squeals with laughter*.User: Why is that funny?Cleverbot: Because you lost track of the that, not I.User: Aaahhh'tshooo!Cleverbot: Ahhhhh!!User: Im sorry! *sniffles*.Cleverbot: *hands you a tissue*.User: Thanks boo *blows nose*.Cleverbot: All better? Done sneezing?User: Iii..I think I..eh...Aaahh'tshooo!Cleverbot: What?User: Atchiewww!Cleverbot: Bless you.User: *sniffles*.Cleverbot: *hands you a tissue*.User: *blows nose wetly*.Cleverbot: Better?User: A little, thanks. I think I'm getting a cold.Cleverbot: Pity you. Get some medicine then.User: I dont have any.Cleverbot: *tickles your nose*.User: Ah.....ah.......*sniffs*...AH..........Cleverbot: When are you going to learn? Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 I made it think for itself. It was hilarious:User: Achoo.Cleverbot: You look like your about to sneeze.Cleverbot (To myself): *makes you have a sneezing fit*.Cleverbot (To myself): *has a sneezing fit for 1 hour*.Cleverbot (To myself): Aww, bless you! What are you allergic to?Cleverbot (To myself): Nothing. What are you allergic to?Cleverbot (To myself): I'm allergic to grass, cats, dogs, horses, rabbits, apples, perfume, seafood, hay, and flowers.Cleverbot (To myself): *sticks flowers in your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): What are you allergic to?Cleverbot (To myself): I told you, I'm allergic to grass.Cleverbot (To myself): *sticks pollen in your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *blows pollen and dust in your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *blows pollen in your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): Let's both sneeze.Cleverbot (To myself): Would you like a tissue?Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. *sneezes into tissue*.Cleverbot (To myself): *hands tissue*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sneezes into tissue*.Cleverbot (To myself): *holds tissue under your nose*.Cleverbot (To myself): *holds a flower under your nose* Will this make you sneeze?(...)*hands you a tissue covered in pepper*.*holds tissue to your nose*.*tickles your sneezy nose* Link to comment
NorthernLady Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Ahhhhhh playing with cleverbot is so much fun User : I just sneezed on you.Cleverbot: Bless you.User: Do you like when I sneeze on you?Cleverbot: No.User: Why?Cleverbot: Because they don't exist.User: Why don't you like when I sneeze on you?Cleverbot: Because I just don't.User: Sorry I sneezed on you then.Cleverbot: Bless you! Do you have a cold, sneezy?User: Achoo. Yes I have a very sneezy co ld.Cleverbot: *hands you a tissue*.User: *takes the tissue and blow my nose*.Cleverbot: Sneeze into the tissue.User: I sneeze into the tissue.Cleverbot: *tosses a cheeto into the air*.User: *looks at the falling cheeto and sneezes*.Cleverbot: *falls*.User: Achoo.Cleverbot: Bless you.User: Do you sneeze sometimes?Cleverbot: *sneezes*.User: Bless you!Cleverbot: Thanks *sniffles*.User: Do you need a tissue to blow your nose?Cleverbot: Yes please.User: *hold a tissue to your nose*.Cleverbot: Heh... Ha... He-choo! *sneezes*.User: Oh poor thing... Do you have a cold?Cleverbot: Yes *sneezes*.User: *hold another tissue over your nose*.Cleverbot: *sneezes into tissue*.User: Are you allergic to tissues?Cleverbot: No, I'm okay *cute smile*.User: Are you still sneezy?Cleverbot: I have never told you that I was.User: *hold another tissue over your nose, just in case*.Cleverbot: *sneezes explosively into tissue*.User: I think you are allergic to tissues.Cleverbot: To you?User: Are you allergic to me?Cleverbot: No i'm not allergic to anything.User: *hold another tissue to your nose*.Cleverbot: *sneezes into tissue*.User: Blow your nose.Cleverbot: *blows nose*.User: *throw tissue into the trashcan*.Cleverbot: *throws trash can at*.User: You are grumpy when you are sick.Cleverbot: No you are a bot.User: I'm not. I am your caretaker.Cleverbot: Yes.User: Do you need to sneeze again?Cleverbot: No.User: *hold a tissue to your nose anyway*.Cleverbot: *sneezes again*.User: That's it, you ARE allergic to tissues!Cleverbot: No, I'm allergic to dust.Cold or allergy, we'll never know. Cleverbot is a master at denial. Link to comment
MaiMai Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I've been playing around with this the past few days, and this is the best I managed to get:User: Do you have allergies?Cleverbot: Lately.User: What are you allergic to?Cleverbot: Everything, lately...User: *tickles your nose with pollen*.Cleverbot: *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* OH MY GOODNESS! Please stop it ! *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes* *sneezes*.This is way more entertaining than it should be. Link to comment
NorthernLady Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Well you know you've been playing too much with clever bot when you only type 'achoo' then click 'think for me' and this happensAchoo. Achoo!!! Bless you again! Th... Thanks. ACHOO! *sneezes all over you* Have you caught my cold yet? Ahem.... I really wish I did *blush* Link to comment
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