A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones request

[Masking]

I'm about 850 pages into A Clash of Kings, and since starting this book, I've discovered that I have a mighty need - that is, a need for Stannis Baratheon sneezing uncontrollably. Seriously, he totally fits the archetype of tall-dark-and-in-control...I think he needs to lose a little of that control.

Maybe part of the reason he takes up with Melisandre is that she promises him that her sorcery can cure such un-kingly things as allergies. Or he has an awful chronic cold, living in such a damp and germ-harboring castle as Dragonstone. Or anything you can think of...providing his sneezes are loud, messy, and highly undignified.