blowlovinaspiegurl Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 What's your favorite sneeze or cold knock-knock joke? If you no longer have one, but once did, which was it? Here's an example. Knock-knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Bless you Hatch who?'s another. I once read a book that had both in them the Hatchoo and Ashoo ones. Also there's a knock-knock that ends Eddy body got a tissue? I have a terrible cold. Link to comment
Wildwood Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Well, this isn't really a knock-knock joke, but it's a funny sneeze joke regardless. My friend told it a while ago in Spanish class.Person 1: "¿Qué significa 'un zapato' en inglés?" (What does 'un zapato' mean in English?)Person 2: "A shoe."Person 1: "Salud." (Bless you.) Link to comment
Snufaleeze Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 These aren't knock knock jokes either but the're funny.I live in fear that one day I will meet God and he will Sneeze... What the heck will I say?Scientists say that whenever you sneeze, your Heart stops for that split second.So in theory, I have come back from the dead a few thousand times.........Your move JesusCourtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/religion/jesus/scientists-say-that-whenever-you-sneeze-your-heart-stops-for-832654#ixzz3MHdEX02n Link to comment
bingochamp7 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 These aren't knock knock jokes either but the're funny.I live in fear that one day I will meet God and he will Sneeze...What the heck will I say?Scientists say that whenever you sneeze, your Heart stops for that split second.So in theory, I have come back from the dead a few thousand times.........Your move JesusCourtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedi...4#ixzz3MHdEX02nHaha this is funny. As an atheist, I also wondered the same thing. Link to comment
LapidotLover22 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Person A notices Person B is about to sneeze.Person A: Knock knock.Person B: Hih... Who's th-there?Person A: You.Person B: Youuuu-SHOOO!Person A: You need a tissue?(honestly, I just made that up, but I think it's pretty good) Link to comment
Snufaleeze Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 These aren't knock knock jokes either but the're funny.I live in fear that one day I will meet God and he will Sneeze...What the heck will I say?Scientists say that whenever you sneeze, your Heart stops for that split second.So in theory, I have come back from the dead a few thousand times.........Your move JesusCourtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedi...4#ixzz3MHdEX02nHaha this is funny. As an atheist, I also wondered the same thing.I hadn't thought of it either until this! Haha! Link to comment
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