Some old doggerel

[Heathcliff]

From the Two Ronnies?:

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Now I'm a popular pastry cook,

My puddings are ever so light;

There's one little dish the girls all wish for

Every Saturday night

It's roly-poly, roly-poly

They'll be hankering for;

Roly-poly, roly-poly,

Just a little bit more!

A sailor went sailing around the world

And came back to the coast,

As he got off the yacht I asked him what

It was he missed the most,

It's roly-poly, roly-poly

He'd been hankering for;

Roly-poly, roly-poly,

Just a little bit more!

My auntie Nellie was fighting fit

When she was a hundred and three;

A man from the telly, he asked old Nellie,

Said "What's your trick?" Said she:

"It's roly-poly, roly-poly

Once a day for sure;

Roly-poly, roly-poly,

'Til I'm a hundred and four!"

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(I think 'roly-poly' means sex )