sneezesweater Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 I was sitting in a lobby this morning when I hear a big honking nose blow. I look up and it's the receptionist. She was a heavyset lady, early 30's I'd guess. She had a pink shirt on and a thin black cardigan. She wasn't all that attractive to me, but as she hunched forward and blew her nose a second time, I'd be lying if I said I didn't like her nose blowing. Maybe 10 minutes later, I suddenly got the urge to sneeze. I pulled out my white handkerchief, threw it open and began to sneeze. "UH-EH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HOOO! UH-EHHHHH-HOO! EH-HOO... ... "EE-YAAAAA-HEHHHHHSHHHH-SHOO!!!" I finally was able to blow my nose, which I did loudly and violently. The receptionist laughed, blessed me and said "nice nose flute" lol. I said likewise and we laughed. The conversation ended as quickly as it began lol. It was awkward for me, but I doubt she thought anything of it. Link to comment
CharliesGirl Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 I would've loved to be a fly on the wall there! Haha. Nice obs ? And you really know how to spell out a sneeze! Link to comment
sneezesweater Posted August 31, 2016 Author Share Posted August 31, 2016 Lol! Thanks! My sneezes are ridiculous. Link to comment
Hankysneeze Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Another great obs thankyou ? Link to comment
luvsfemalehonks Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 I would've taken that chance to joke something like "Hey lets collab on a song sometime!" Link to comment
allergyboy2001 Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Great story as usual! Link to comment
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