PC B W/ U Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 YOU! Yes, you! Wandering into this thread to satisfy your mere curiosity! What makes you think you’re even worthy to be on the same forum as Junia, let alone read a post about them! Begone, less you soil this thread with your lack of devotion! …I see you’ve read on. You’re a bold one. If you’re acquainted with Junia, nothing I say will come as a surprise. If you’re not, allow me to educate while I celebrate. Junia is the singular focal point around which all others snezfuckers coalesce. They breathe life into dull conversations, invigorating and energizing all those fortunate enough to read their words. When Junia speaks, time does not stand still, but flies by to the point where half the night is gone before the listener even realizes they’re tired. Their tongue is a silver scalpel, capable of delivering words that can achieve almost miraculous feats of healing, or of making surgical incisions that cut to the very bone. Junia’s voice is warm, yet arrogant; kind, yet dangerous; reassuring, yet taunting. Should you be fortunate enough to them speak, you will say a silent prayer in thanks for your ears. Should you ever hear them sing, you will tear your ears off in a sorrow born from the knowledge that you will never again hear a sound so beautiful. Junia’s eyes are orbs that defy explanation. Pity any poor soul who looks upon them too deeply, for they shall be lost, never to truly return. Those in their immediate area care not a whit for the events of this August, for they are used to seeing the sun and moon eclipsed. Junia’s will is iron; unshakeable and unbreakable. Despite their love of body mods, they refrained from any and all alterations to their form from New Year’s Day until the Ides of March, demonstrating their strength and winning a wager which resulted in…this embarrassing post. (I hope you’re happy). Link to comment
bloom Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 This is adequate. Winning feels so good. Link to comment
PC B W/ U Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 You are magnanimous in victory; I salute you. Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 7 hours ago, PCB said: Junia’s eyes are orbs that defy explanation. Just Unbelievably Nice, Intelligent, And ??? (anything you add is probably true) Link to comment
HornedSerpent Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Wait, what was the wager? Link to comment
bloom Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 3 hours ago, HornedSerpent said: Wait, what was the wager? We bet back in December that I wouldn't make any modifications to my body until the Ides of March. I'm obsessed with body mods, so. Link to comment
Kaze Wo Hiku Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 So what was the mod now that the bet is won? Link to comment
Heathcliff Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 PCB, this is fake news!!!!!!!!! Link to comment
Anonymouse Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 10 hours ago, Kaze wo Hiku said: So what was the mod now that the bet is won? A moderator modification which is a moderately complex mod wherein a forum moderator is attached to the mod-ee's body. Link to comment
Kaze Wo Hiku Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 hour ago, AnonyMouse said: A moderator modification which is a moderately complex mod wherein a forum moderator is attached to the mod-ee's body. What if the modification of the mod to the mod is not modable? Link to comment
bloom Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 19 hours ago, Kaze wo Hiku said: So what was the mod now that the bet is won? I just stretched my ears (at exactly midnight on March 15). Yesterday I also put in an order for some jewelry for a surface piercing on my chest, which will come in in probably about a month. 9 hours ago, Heathcliff said: PCB, this is fake news!!!!!!!!! This is the funniest post I've seen on here in months, also. Link to comment
Kaze Wo Hiku Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Junia said: I just stretched my ears (at exactly midnight on March 15). Yesterday I also put in an order for some jewelry for a surface piercing on my chest, which will come in in probably about a month. Are you going for a particular size with the ears? Link to comment
bloom Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Kaze wo Hiku said: Are you going for a particular size with the ears? Yeah, I'm going to 0g/8 millimeters, not very big at all. I only have one stretch to go and I'll be doing that in mid-June. Link to comment
PuddinPop Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 I just wanna say that I just saw the tag.. i crie Link to comment
count tiszula Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 What a temptation! What did Wilde say? Link to comment
Kaze Wo Hiku Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 31 minutes ago, PuddinPop said: I just wanna say that I just saw the tag.. i crie Oh my god thanks for pointing that out Link to comment
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