"E.T.", Anyone?

[Luisa39]

Yes, I saw E.T. today for the first time in 30 years (wonderful movie, btw), and I thought how cute it would be to have a fic based on it.  You know, the gentle little extra-terrestrial learning what a sneeze is (do aliens sneeze, lol?), why humans say "bless you," etc.  I probably wouldn't be up to writing a fic like this myself, but perhaps someone here who knows the movie and who's really good at writing "offbeat" stories could try it...