Rook Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 A rattlesnake is a nope rope and or more commonly known as danger noodle Link to comment
Tweedledee Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 I classify animals into two groups: floofballs and non-floofballs. Link to comment
MeForever Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 This one mostly only works in dutch, but I call cats "Poesbeesten." Literally cat-animals. Link to comment
Rook Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 34 minutes ago, MeForever said: This one mostly only works in dutch, but I call cats "Poesbeesten." Literally cat-animals. Lol Link to comment
CharliesGirl Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 I often affectionately call cats and dogs monkeybutts! Link to comment
Rook Posted February 24, 2018 Author Share Posted February 24, 2018 Lol nice Charlie Ladies and gentlemen if you're not aware I am Tumblr trash I'm by the way raccoons are known as trash pandas Link to comment
RipleyToo Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 I call cats meow meows Link to comment
Sneezelover1214 Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 Knives are a one pronged sharp fork. O learnt this from a vid somewhere. Forks are also a 3-4 pronged dull knife Link to comment
Masked Chaos Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 7 hours ago, Sneezelover1214 said: Knives are a one pronged sharp fork. O learnt this from a vid somewhere. Forks are also a 3-4 pronged dull knife I guess that would make a sword a one-pronged really sharp fork Link to comment
Sneezelover1214 Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 On 2/26/2018 at 5:20 AM, Masked Chaos said: I guess that would make a sword a one-pronged really sharp fork jaiden animations? Link to comment
Sneezelover1214 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 nice.Finally someone i can relate to Link to comment
Masked Chaos Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Yeah, It'd be nice too chat with you but I can't msg you till you're a poster. Hurry up and post more already . Sorry for threadjacking, I'll try to continue the topic. I don't so much call anything odd names (or at least none that I can think of), however I do often mix up words, which lead to me shouting while playing a game "my sink is shipping!" leaving my friends very confused. Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 I call cats "snoffles". If I see a cat I call "SNOFFLE!" People give me weird looks from time to time, but in my defense, the cats (I'm sorry, the snoffles) almost always come running towards me to say hi. Link to comment
JolliLolli Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 I don't really have any silly names for things NOW, but when I was little, my mom was friends with a Chiropractor, and I remember spending a lot of time at his office. Which was in a plaza with a big spine statue outside. One time, I wanted to tell my mom that I wanted to go see the Chiropractor guy, but of course I had no idea what he was actually called, so I told my mom I wanted to go to the "Spine Store". Link to comment
Rook Posted March 10, 2018 Author Share Posted March 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, JolliLolli said: I don't really have any silly names for things NOW, but when I was little, my mom was friends with a Chiropractor, and I remember spending a lot of time at his office. Which was in a plaza with a big spine statue outside. One time, I wanted to tell my mom that I wanted to go see the Chiropractor guy, but of course I had no idea what he was actually called, so I told my mom I wanted to go to the "Spine Store". LMAO nice Link to comment
Coffee Mug Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 We have a cat, my fiancé and I, and his official name is Gino. But every few days we keep changing and calling him the most random and stupid names ever. Like right now we call him Pablo. Before it was Plinio (we speak Italian and Plinio is a very antique name that has fallen out of use), or Palmiro, a very south Italian name. 🤪 Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Oh God, when it comes to individual names I'm almost scaring myself... for a brief period, my cat, who is named after a certain old school superhero, went by the name Sir Maximus Ball von Sausageroll. At that same time, his sister, who has a relatively common female name, went by the name Princess LouseMouse of Spreadenclaw. You may draw the conclusion that I'm all about long, complicated and noble-sounding nicknames, but during the same period, I called my horse Pig. Link to comment
gingerdean Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Chanel_no5 said: Oh God, when it comes to individual names I'm almost scaring myself... for a brief period, my cat, who is named after a certain old school superhero, went by the name Sir Maximus Ball von Sausageroll. At that same time, his sister, who has a relatively common female name, went by the name Princess LouseMouse of Spreadenclaw. You may draw the conclusion that I'm all about long, complicated and noble-sounding nicknames, but during the same period, I called my horse Pig. Lol! I have a cat named Mistoffelees...I'm too lazy to say that most of the time, so usually I just call her 'Cat' Link to comment
Breezyleebrat Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 I sometimes refer to my dogs as Barking Cleaners, does that count? Link to comment
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