Long nose blows on a black napkin

[CheekyGuy]

I was in a bar the other day and there were two young women sitting together on bar stools, both blonde and wearing black, one somewhat more 'ample' than the other, chatting plenty. Whilst I was ordering my drink I saw one of them take a black napkin and hold it to her nose, with two hands, and start a long gushing blow. I didn't look directly, but managed to steal a few other glances as she did so repeatedly, each blow lasting as long as 5-6 seconds, in which you can hear each emission of thick snot as it comes. I think she began as an uninhibited blower, but if I saw rightly, she might have become aware of others having noticed and then looked a little coy and embarrassed. Anyhow, it was a real treat to listen to.

[djm4991]

That's fantastic. Although, using a napkin? That sounds painful, unless it was one of those cloth ones some restaurants give you.

[CheekyGuy]

No, it wasn't cloth, it was quite thick black paper.