Song lyrics parody

[Chanel_no5]

The Swedish participation sang a song called "It Hurts" in Eurovision Song Contest this year. I've written a parody of the lyrics to that song. I post the original lyrics first.

IT HURTS

(intro)

Nobody but me

Could know the way I feel

(Verse 1)

I'm standing on a roof-top

And I'm crying out your name

I'm looking for an answer

And for somebody to blame

'Cause even though it's over

You linger on my mind, oh

(Chorus)

Hurts, oh it hurts, really hurts

In the middle of the night

In the light of the day

You know that it hurts, oh it hurts, really hurts

And I wish I could be stronger

No longer afraid

Nobody but me

Could know the way I feel

How it hurts

Oh, it hurts

(Verse 2)

I'm trying to forget love

The pain I feel inside

I'm clinging to my pillow

And the tears I cannot hide

I wish it could be over

So I could start anew, oh

(Chorus)

Not easy to remember

And even harder to forget

Whenever I surrender

You're always on my mind

(Chorus)

I wish I could be stronger

But it hurts

**

My version:

An Itch

Nobody but me

Knows I'm gonna sneeze

I'm standing on the stage now

And I try to hold it back

My nose is really burning

But if I start I'm gonna crack

People think it's bold

That I'm performing with a cold, ah...

Twitch, there's an itch

Up my nose

And I really need to sneeze

But that means

I will lose

You know there's an itch

Goddamn itch

Up my nose

And I think it's growing stronger

No longer

Controlled

Nobody but me

Knows I'm gonna sneeze, ahh...

I will sneeze

Wanna sneeze

I try to keep on singing

And forget the stubborn itch

But though I'm really trying

I doubt I will succeed

I wish the show was over

So I can start to sneeze, ah..

chorus

Not easy to let go now

But even harder to hold back

If only I could make it

There's just a few lines left...

chorus

I think it's growing stronger

Oh, this itch-sscchoo!

[Lady Tori]

How creative! I loved it.

[Chanel_no5]

How creative!  I loved it.

*lol* I think it would be a lot funnier to watch ESC if the lyrics were like these, don't you?