Sneezes that sound like stuff (Self, M)

[Morningsmith]

Ah, the innocent sensuality of sneezing around your friends. Last night the three of us were cuddling and watching a movie.

Me: hatCHIEW! hatCHIEW!

Him: Did you just say "hat Jew?"

Me: (deliberately)...hatJEWw!

Him: It's pronounced "yarmulke" by the way.

Me: Fine... aaAAACHAAhH !!

Her: (mock judgy) Oh so now you have a problem with us?

Me: Yeah I'm done with you (getting up to blow my nose, hoping they don't notice how I'm blushing).

[Hankysneeze]

Bless you, nice observation