Geist Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 You know, it's always a funny thing when muses come to life and appear in the parking lot of you local supermarket..... Okay, so here's the scoop:I decided around midnight that I had had a bad day and needed some ice cream (and about 10 others things I mysteriously "needed" once I got in there...funny how that happens!). So, I sorta threw on the first (non matching...go me!) thing on my floor.....leopard print PJ bottoms and a lime green tank top..... So, off I go to yon store to buy Ye Olde Ice Creame and come out with many bags and as I approach my car, I hear a violent, sharp . . . "ISSSHHHAAAHHH!" Naturally, every bag I'm holding almost falls, but I kept walking and discreetly looked from side to side innocently to see who might have done such a lovely thing.I don't see a damned person out there....only a car or two, so I keep walking and then . . .What the FUCK? There is this guy . . . and he's got this long WHITE hair that he has bound in a pony tail and I'm thinking...."okay...he's probably like....60 . . ." but I saw his profile and he was YOUNG. Like, mid thirties young!And I say to myself, "Frack...keep walking, damn you...keep walking....."Soooo...I do. And I get to my car, pop the trunk, set the coveted groceries within but still hold the ice cream and as I turn around.....holy SHIT....there's the damned guy standing RIGHT THERE behind me.He's got a cigarette in his mouth and he says to me, "Got a light?"Hell, he's hot.....he's young.....has eyes that are the lightest shade of blue I've ever seen....is beautifully pale. . . I actually think he was an albino (or partly one) because he had a flawless pale look...almost ethereal...and his hair was shining pristine white and very silky looking. He was either albino or a freakin' vampire! So, anyway....heh...Even though I do not smoke, I always carry a lighter around because it has....eh.....okay, I'm a nerd. It's got Sephiroth and Cloud on it from Final Fantasy VII. NERD. GEEK! Hehehehe...I fish the thing out of my pocket and hand it to him and he inspects it and goes, "cool lighter". He then hands it back to me...and then....No, no, NO!!!!!!He does.....IT. He's trying not let that cigarette fall out of his mouth and I guess, trying to be polite at the same time and he lets out a most unsuccessfully half-stifled, "hehnxxgghttsssssiish!" And I go. ... ao;dkfja;lkj ;akdfj ddofiajdsa mf;kadjf ;alsdkfja; dfliasdf. All the while mind you, I'm holding this damned ice cream to my chest like it's some kind of fucking shield and I say in this STUPID incredulous tone, "bless you . . . " like I'm just gonna cream my freakin' fuzzy PJ pants over him.And he looks at my arms (I'm a pretty tattooed person) and starts commenting on this one and that one and I'm like......mehhhh....heeeh....HEEEEEEE! So he asks me about one in particular and I start going into my standard speech about what it is and what it means (I've said it so many times it is automatic) and he is nodding, listening and in the middle of my talking he leans to one side and lets out a beautiful, "HITCCCHUUUUHH!!!" Yeah....kajd;lfkadjf lakdjf ;alkdfj aiosdfhasodifjda fi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So, I say what?"Shit, my ice cream is melting...."Oh bloody freakin' BRILLIANT, that!!!!!!I catch myself and bless him again (ME...you know how I hate saying it...)And he cocks his head to one side and says WHAT?"You know, I've never really understood the point of saying that...." And I say...... la;kdfj a;iujfoasidfj;askld df;aidfj ad;if??????!!!!After gathering my wits, I say, "yeah....? Me either . . . but I guess when the sneeze is hot, it's a compliment."Oh FRACK, GODDAMN IT! *Facepalm* He raises a brow at me and then he LAUGHS uproariously and gives my a shoulder a pat, winks at me and says, "see ya....."And I lean against my trunk and go.......You guessed it...a;ldkfjaoidfj laisdfj ladskfj a;lijf a;osdifj dasfi !!!!!!Dammit, Sephiroth Clone in my freakin' parking lot and I dress like a loony and act like one, too! He waves at me as he drives away and I think....meh...should have tied him up and put him in the trunk with my rice . . . . ~Frack (aodklfjaldkfjda !!!!! ) Link to comment
pirate_wench Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 awww that's hot!He must have been so hot. Like vampire Link to comment
Lynne Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 Okay... THAT does it Frack. I'm just not reading any more posts from you, except when I'm in the mood for some foreplay!!!! dammit!!!!! *gives Frack a sexually frustrated nip on the neck* Bastard Link to comment
Mr Sneezy Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 So it was a good night, then? Link to comment
Unfettered Moth Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 ha. i want a sneezy vampire too. Link to comment
Victoria Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 What a great obs...your descriptions were wonderful!! Thank you so much for sharing. Link to comment
Guest RosieC Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 Hehe that's so sweet Frack! It's the exact thing I would do too Link to comment
Kitty Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 MMMMMMMMMMMMM FUCK ME!Frack - you know we already do have a sneezy vampire with such an open mind - LOL where is that apple for my neck my darling - My word simply delish!Kisses,Kitty Link to comment
Umeko Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 hahahahaha omg, that sounded so funny!!*still laughing* Link to comment
Aljana Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Oh lord. Dearest Frack, You are simply the master of the totally hot and yet hysterical obs. I absolutely adore them/you!!!Aljana Link to comment
peach2218 Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 TOOOOOO FUNNY! You are a brilliant writer and just so much fun to read!!!!blnde!!! Link to comment
justmehere Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 TOOOOOO FUNNY! You are a brilliant writer and just so much fun to read!!!!My sentiments exactly! It was so good that I had to read it twice! Link to comment
Lady Tori Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Yes, that was hilarious. Very well described. I felt just like I was there with you Link to comment
Geist Posted January 4, 2005 Author Share Posted January 4, 2005 Omg, thanks, y'all! I would have enjoyed it more had I not been all....well...you know.....adokfjalskdj lkadjf;oaij ;lkjdf lkjflakjfd fkdf!!! ~Frack, grateful for a vivid memory! Link to comment
Guest Ollie Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Damn Frack! Youve found someone even hotter than me to rock your world ...AGAIN! If I were to venture out at midnight seeking ice cream do you know what type of person I'd meet? THAT'S RIGHT! I'd meet some other grubby deviant like me Thanks for sharing and remember....Next time take pictures! Link to comment
nick Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Frack......We've never conversed privately but I'm writing this with a fuck off stupid grin on my face. Feel free to PM me if you'd like. Link to comment
Empathic Mystery Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Ayiii, Frack my darling! You're making me so hot! He sounds like a dream, and mmm, so sexy. Ever since I played FFVII, I've wanted to shag Sephiroth. I've even considered writing a fanfic (and I *never* write fanfics). You've totally made my night, babe. ~Me~ Link to comment
Neesan Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Me thinks Skada should go for it. But I'm a fic-wanting whore. FRACK! OMG. I'm stealing that lighter! I was looking up them on eBay then and AH! I love my Rammstein one, so I need a new zippo. Though you told me this story, I still LOVE it! I just need to find a Cloud clone and then we are SO set! Much Love - K Link to comment
Empathic Mystery Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Well, if Sephiroth and Cloud belong to Frack and Kisa, then I will chime in and place dibs on Vincent. He's always been my favourite. So dark and angst-y. So deliciously brooding. Mmm.~Me~ Link to comment
Neesan Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 YAY! Skada is part of the FF7 family now. Here some yummy Vinny for ya too! Link to comment
Geist Posted January 7, 2005 Author Share Posted January 7, 2005 Mmmmmmmmm....moody, broody Vincent.......all bundled up and looking SEX-AY!!!!Take care of him, Skada....~Frack Link to comment
Garnet Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Hnn...hnn. Sephiroth clone...sneezing. YES OKAY 8) I believe some sneezing Sephiroth art is in order, now. Link to comment
Empathic Mystery Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 -Barely recovers from looking at the picture of Vincet that Kisa posted.- a;ldkjfa... Wow. -Melts yet again.- And Frack, that description of Vincent being all sneezy and sexeh is *not* doing anything to help my self-control! ~Me~ Link to comment
Neesan Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Self-control? Man, I lost mine ages ago. He is bundled up like that, isn't he? The background looks cold so yeeeah, might be a hidden message there. !!!! Link to comment
Geist Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 Garnet...I will PAY YOU to do some sneezing Sephiroth art and I am NOT KIDDING!!! CHA-CHING!!!~Frack Link to comment
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