Introducing my BFF (M)

[salty litchi]

There is a tall and handsome man in my life who smells of clean laundry and Mont Blanc cologne. Our relationship is complicated but that’s a story for another time. For now I’ll just say we’re very close and is name is A. We know each other almost inside out but he doesn’t know about my SF. A ignites my heart and soul like nobody else on this planet and when he sneezes I want to treasure the moment forever! I have so many memories of him sneezing, lovingly stored away in my mind and it’s about time I started sharing them with you. Here is an introduction and a little story to get us started!

A is tall, lean, very fit, has big, deep brown, expressive eyes, soft brown hair, and a very handsome beard covering his cute dimples. He is a bit of a germophobe and a very polite and conscientious sneezer which I find very cute except for when he’s too successful at stifling and then it’s a little disappointing. If you didn’t spot the extra strong blink you wouldn’t know he sneezed at all! Most of the time though there is an audible inhale and an adorably muffled aahcmpsch into an elbow or fist, usually followed by a minute or 2 of the cutest sniffling. I’m melting just thinking about it! 

One of my really guilty pleasures is that A developed an allergy to my cats so that whenever he comes over he is always getting sniffly and sneezy by the time he leaves again. He’s a real animal lover so he can’t resist stroking and playing with them even though they instantly make him itchy and seeing him so loving and caring towards my pets combined with the allergic reaction drives me crazy! Even when allergies hit A only sneezes in singles but on occasions at my place he has sneezed 4 or 5 times with around 20 seconds in between each one. Each sneeze gets more powerful and harder to stifle with more and more sniffling and ‘uugh’ and ‘arrgh’ immediately after the sneeze. Something that will stay with me forever was a night when I had a few friends over for dinner and was busy in the kitchen. Things were fairly noisy so I guess I missed the start of A’s allergy attack but through the music and chatter I heard a distant and muffled but unmistakable HAAAAESSH! followed by nose blowing which I’m certain was A sneezing out loud like I’d never heard before but having slipped into the next room to let it out. Lord Almighty I found it so exciting! To this day I feel like I’m in on some big secret and nobody knows that I know (even though they wouldn’t care or remember!)

I could write a whole book of these scenarios but I’ll wrap up this chapter here and continue another time. Hope some of you enjoy it

 

 

[SleepingPhlox]

Wow! The way you describe things is so poetic!  I enjoyed this immensely, and if you want to share more, I'll eagerly read then.

[salty litchi]

1 hour ago, SpookingPhlox said:

Wow! The way you describe things is so poetic!  I enjoyed this immensely, and if you want to share more, I'll eagerly read then.

Thanks, glad you liked it! I haven’t expressed myself in writing like that for a looong time and it felt good! Will definitely try and find time to share more.

[Not Telling]

Wow! This is an incredible observation. Thank you for the time you invested in writing this with such detail, in depth description and for spelling out his sneezes. I will also definitely be enthusiastic to read more about your guy if you were willing. 

[obsexion]

Please continue! This sounds awesome ❤️🫠

[salty litchi]

This next installment is something I've wanted to share with someone for a long time as it was such an unusual and quirky experience. 
A and I were having lunch together in a crowded cafe. We were sitting at the end of a long table at right angles to each other, poring over the menu with our heads quite close together. I was already feeling warm and fuzzy that it was just the 2 of us and we were forced to sit so close together. Out of nowhere A suddenly turned his head away from me and with the shortest, sweetest gasp, stifled a quick ahkmpxsh into a fist. As always, a gentle but delicious thrill of excitement zipped through my body. What followed though was even more unexpected than the sneeze itself. You know how there's often a little sigh to release the pressure after a stifle? Well he turned back towards me making that little aaahh sound. The 'bless you' was on the tip of my tongue but before I could say it, he'd already breathed out 'thank you!' It completely threw me but the 'bless you' was already in motion and came tumbling out of my mouth. A looked surprised for a second but immediately thanked me again after which I giggled a bit, he sniffed and rubbed at his nose a bit and we went back to the menu as if nothing had ever happened. 
A isn't easily embarrassed and I don't think he gave this disordered exchange much thought at all but I was inwardly smiling to myself throughout the whole lunch feeling strangely amused and delighted by it. The sneeze obviously took him by surprise and he was a bit flustered about sneezing in a crowded environment so not only did it make the sneeze seem extra vulnerable, I loved the fact that he must have fully expected me to bless him hence the thank you slipped out too soon. There's only very few people I'm comfortable with blessing and A is definitely top of the list and the only person I ALWAYS bless! So I'm just glad he noticed 🥰

Sorry this is a huuuge amount of detail for such a trivial moment that was over in seconds 🙃 I just enjoyed it so much that it lives on in this much detail in my head! 

[solitaire-au]

Aww, that's so sweet that you're already getting comfortable with being vulnerable with each other.

[dwaekki]

Aww he seems so lovely 🥹🥰

[Jessica]

Your obs are so perfectly written! Please do go on :)

[Lady Blessington]

On 10/22/2023 at 9:26 AM, salty litchi said:

You know how there's often a little sigh to release the pressure after a stifle?

Yes I dooooo 😁

These are great! 🌷🌷🌷

[Lunaconner]

ahhhhh this is so cute i need an update!!!

[Vipiyoh]

Stopp this is adorable!! I can’t wait for updates!!

[salty litchi]

Wait, did I really start this thread 1 year ago? Jeez sorry I left you all hanging 😂 life just sort of, got in the way….

Where shall I restart? Maybe with this most recent week…

Sorry there’s not much sneezing, mostly talking about sneezing and other scenarios that sent my imagination haywire;

A and I both went down with a horrible head cold at the same time and any time we weren’t together anyway, we were texting each other constantly, comparing symptoms and consoling each other. Even though I felt miserable, it did have its benefits! When it came to talking about my own sneezing, it very much became a nerve wracking, guilty pleasure 😅 but it also seemed like it would be weird not to seeing as we were both sharing all the gruesome details! I casually slotted into the conversation that I’d been “sneezing non stop all afternoon” and he replied with “oh poor you, same here!” Not exactly a great debate but oh boy did that spark my imagination! The next day we met for a coffee and just once he turned his head away and after a loooong deep inhale, stifled silently against his forearm. As I mentioned before, his attention to hygiene is so good it’s sometimes disappointing.! I blessed him and smirked a little (I couldn’t help myself 😏) A thanked me and then went on to say “that happened a loooot yesterday” which made me melt a little further. The conversation carried on a little about how irritated our noses were and how the sneezing always got worse later in the day, gaaah it was such a treat!

A couple of days later towards the end of the cold, I woke up with a tight painful chest and was worried the cold had shifted there. Later that day I complained to A about it, but as I was talking about it I realised it wasn’t developing as I’d expected and said “you know what, I think it’s actually just sore muscles!” “What on earth from?” replied A. Feeling a little embarrassed now but judging it best to plough on with my train of thought I explained, “from sneezing so much!" I blushed so much as I said it because I’m usually much too shy to talk about sneezing face to face, let alone my own. I also wondered if he might question that statement seeing as I have a mental block and he has never once seen me sneeze, but as someone on this forum so charmingly put it…non-fetishists are wild 😂 He didn’t question anything and in fact, his face flooded with understanding as he said “ooooh that would explain it, I’ve sometimes had that after episodes of really constant sneezing!” That exchange kept me feeling toasty warm all day long!

We’re both recovered from our colds now but still blowing our noses from time to time and there have been lots of fun jokes and giggles about the ridiculous amount of tissues we’ve been through and how not-sexy our sniffles are (sooo ironic!) Glad to be feeling better but can’t deny it was a fun week in some ways.

 

[salty litchi]

I'm sharing another episode while it's on my mind. This time a favourite memory from several years ago involving a quite rare sneezing fit from A. 

This one took place in a hotel room during a work trip. Our work friends are like a little family and there was a group of maybe 6 or 7 of us, spending the evening playing cards and chilling. A was at the opposite end of a couch to me with a couple of people in between us. Maybe the hotel room was dusty, maybe he was in the firing line of the AC, I guess I'll never know. But I had a good enough line of sight that at one point, I noticed him tip his head back, draw a long deep breath with eyes half closed, then snap forwards stifling a quiet but forceful uuhmnpx into his fist. Nobody reacted and I did my best to keep it cool and pretend I hadn't noticed but my heart was thumping! About 10 seconds later the exact same sequence happened. The violent head movements, the loud gasp before the sneeze and the obvious effort to contain the explosion! It was impossible now for me not to sneak little glances across the room and I caught of glimpse of his eyes closing and his mouth forming an 'oh' shape as yet another powerful sneeze overcame him. But still he sneezed almost silently and the conversation remained uninterrupted. I so wished I'd been sitting next to him to bless him! By the time a 4th sneeze came along I had lost all ability to focus on the conversation or even form a coherent thought 😂 At this point A jumped to his feet, grabbed a tissue from the coffee table and disappeared off to the bathroom sniffling, apparently deciding this tickle wasn't going away on its own! No sooner had he closed the bathroom door, he let out a freer and slightly desperate sounding haaesstchh followed by some nose blowing and soon after an actually comically loud AEESSSCHEEEEE which echoed around the bathroom and did actually make everyone giggle. I was honestly quite relieved to finally be able to acknowledge what was going on because I was just about ready to burst! A emerged from the bathroom apparently relieved and recovered and of course we all went on with our lives and quickly forgot the whole thing... except for me that is 🥰

 

[Mrs.Primrose]

Awww, he sounds so sweet! When he’s getting sneezy from the cats, I would be so tempted to sit on his lap and make sure to be in the line of fire for any sneezes that might come. 

[Secretsneezing]

Ooh I would have a hard time keeping my cool for sure! I love this. I have a similar situation with my partner. He’s tall, handsome, light hair, and has no idea that every time he sneezes it meltsssss me. And he sneezes all the time. So good!