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Sneezy Poetry: Colds

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Hello, one of the things I've been doing to get my wheels turning for my bigger sneeze stuff is write some sneezy poetry, so I thought I'd share two of my poems. Here's the first two I wrote.


A Wet Cold

You’re feeling poorly 
Stuck in your bed
Stuck with that snottiness 
Deep in your head
Your sneezes, and nose blows, and sniffles are wet
And your poor nose is looking pretty red


A Sickie's Lament

I caught a stress cold
‘Least that’s what I’m told
My nose is so dripping uncontrolled
Through my nose I can’t breathe
Ev’ry breath’s a damp heave
And every minute, there’s another ACHOO!

Let me know what you guys think and maybe I'll write more of these : )

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Some new poems! this time I thought I'd write a few sneezy haikus (Hichew! Haikus, if you will)

Don’t get to close dear
I’m coming down with a cold

My nose keeps dripping
All my hankies are soggy
Need to blow my nose

*Gives nose a wet blow*
Why am I still so stuffy?
I hate being sick

I’m not feeling good
*Lets out a raspy wet cough*
It went to my chest 

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Also that reminds me, I read this book this year called Bed Riddance: A Posy for the Indisposed. It had like poems about being sick, but it wasn't very good. It was mostly about being unsatisfied with life or something. I didn't like it, and these poems are way better. 

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