sneezing onto aprons

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As some members will know, as well as being seriously into handkerchiefs, I'm also a huge lover of aprons (and massive thanks to those of you I've already had lovely chats with about one or both of those). For a while, I've been meaning to write a story based around the maids in the 1970s TV series, 'Upstairs Downstairs' - when I finally write it, someone here on SFF will get a well-deserved mention for helping to inspire me 💚. The storyline's going to include an apron-clad maid being sneezed onto as well as, unsurprisingly, some beautiful lace handkerchiefs. Meanwhile, I'm eagerly anticipating delivery of this gorgeous Edwardian apron that I've just bought on-line - it's surely going to give my writing that extra impetus 

What I'm also interested in hearing is if there are others here who already do, or would like to, sneeze onto aprons ... would anyone like to sneeze onto this one? Messaging me is fine, if you'd prefer not to openly post - either way, I'd love to hear!