Four for the price of one

[Kidder]

I was on the train the other day. The woman sitting next to me was a cute brunette in her mid twenties. She spent the entire train ride (over an hour) talking to her mother on the phone. Every few minutes she would sneeze a single quadruple sneeze (aaaah-tchew-tchew-tchew-tchew). This went on from when she sat down to when we arrived. She didn’t seem sick or in distress. I wanted to ask her about it but (a) it felt wildly inappropriate and (b) she didn’t stop talking the whole time. Great company for the ride though!