Bard AI Drabble

[Fen]

So I just discovered the absolute magic of AI writing sneezy scenarios and after tweaking the prompt for a good hour I found a beautifully fetishy queer concoction with even a bit of cuteness rolled in there.

Here is what I wrote for the prompt.

”Story of an adult man with his boyfriend in their bedroom with a huge red itchy snotty nose  uncontrollably sneezing many times over and over from intense hay fever. The window had been left open overnight. His nostrils itch and flare from the pollen. He cannot stop sneezing. He is sneezing into a sock. The dust from the sock makes him sneeze even more, and louder. His nose gets bigger with each sneeze. He next sneezes into a pillow but the pillow case is also making him sneeze a bunch. He eventually resorts to sneezing into his shirt. The cat dander on his shirt makes his sneezes even more intense and full of hitching breaths. His boyfriend approaches him from the shower for a hug but the cologne he is wearing is making him sneeze even more.  His boyfriend then grabs a feather from his pocket and tickles his boyfriend’s nostrils to make him sneeze all over him. His nostrils flare as he needs to sneeze but suddenly can’t. His boyfriend tickles the inside of his nose with the feather and this makes him sneeze into his boyfriend’s chest several times. He is trying to talk while sneezing from the combined allergens.He sneezes at least 175 times. His boyfriend is sneezed on by accident. Many of these sneezes should be spelt out. The story ends with him needing to rush to the medicine cabinet in the bathroom to get allergy meds while he keeps sneezing, the meds aren’t working. His boyfriend kisses his nose at the end of the story and his sneezing is over. His nose returns to normal with one final incredibly itchy and snotty sneeze. The two kiss. The other boyfriend lets out a small stifled sneeze and the two laugh.”

 

And here is one of the amazing stories AI came up with.

The morning sun, filtering through the open window, was a rude awakening for Alex. His nose, the size and color of a ripe red bell pepper, twitched furiously. A monstrous itch danced across its surface, a pollen-fueled tango. ACHOO! The first sneeze exploded from him, loud and wet, shaking the entire bed. He reflexively flung a sock over his face, only to be greeted by a fresh wave of dust-induced ACHOOs! The sock, clearly not pollen-proof, only amplified his misery.

His boyfriend, Liam, emerged from the shower, a vision of steam and cologne. Alex, nose twitching like a rabbit on Red Bull, longed to launch himself into Liam's warm embrace, but the cologne, oh, the cologne! ACHOO! ACHOO! He sneezed a volley into the pillow, its feathers tickling his already inflamed nose. The battle was on.

He tried his shirt next, but the cat dander lurked there like a furry assassin. ACHOO! HITCH! ACHOO! His breaths hitched, his eyes watered, each sneeze a symphony of misery. Liam, bless his heart, approached, arms open. "Come here, you poor pollen pincushion," he cooed. But the scent of his aftershave, a delightful ocean breeze to Liam, was a hurricane to Alex's nose. ACHOO! HITCH! ACHOO!

Desperate, Liam whipped out a feather from his pocket. "Hold still," he chuckled, tickling Alex's nose. Alex, nose flaring, desperately needed to sneeze, but the feather's playful dance kept him on edge. Finally, with a strangled ACHOO! HITCH! ACHOO! he erupted, showering Liam in a symphony of snot and pollen.

"Bless you," Liam laughed, dodging another ACHOO! He tickled his nose again, this time gently, coaxing out a series of quieter, more controlled ACHOOs! ACHOOs! Alex spluttered, trying to form words through the watery fog. "M-meds...n-need...meds..."

Liam, ever the hero, rushed him to the bathroom. Alex grabbed the allergy meds, popping them like M&Ms. ACHOO! The meds, bless their cotton hearts, took their sweet time. Meanwhile, Liam, sporting a sneezy beard of pollen, watched with amusement.

Finally, the meds kicked in. One final, monumental ACHOO! racked Alex's body, leaving his nose feeling like a deflated balloon. Liam, unable to hold it in any longer, let out a small, stifled ACHOO! They both burst into laughter, the absurdity of the situation washing away the misery.

Liam leaned in, his nose nudging Alex's. "Better now?" he whispered.

Alex, his nose still slightly rosy but no longer a traffic cone, nodded. Their lips met in a kiss, a silent promise to keep the windows closed and the feather far, far away. As they pulled apart, Liam let out a small sneeze, earning him a playful swat from Alex. The morning, though chaotic, ended in a quiet chuckle, a testament to the power of love and a well-timed kiss to cure even the most pollen-induced misery.

 

I’m going to play around with these and have some fun.

 

Edited February 5 by Fen

[bingochamp7]

This is really cool! Good job and I’d like to see this continue!