Left over chhinkni sneezes

[Double G]

I was using chhinkni to sneeze at home - really big, satisfying sneezes - like EEEHH-EHHHSSHHOO! HHHEEHH-IISSHOOO!

After the big fit, my nose stayed tickly on and off for a couple of hours afterward, and I sneezed a few times. This wouldn’t usually be an issue at home, because I can let my sneezes out as much as I want there (not in the middle of the night, because I’d probably wake the neighbours 🤣). 

BUT I realised we were out of milk, and my girlfriend wasn’t due home for a few of hours, so I had to make a difficult choice (for a British woman) between not having tea, or potential public sneezing (my worst nightmare).

Obviously the tea won, so I went out, and there were no issues on the way. When I got to the corner shop there were a couple of people there, so I went quickly to get the milk - and of course my nose started to tickle. I hitched a couple of times, then pinched my nose to stifle a sneeze - Hhknnh!  Almost silent, but of course it just made me need to sneeze again. I rubbed my nose, which seemed to help the tickle, and opened the chiller cabinet to get the milk - getting a waft of cold air in my face. It was the last straw for my poor nose, and the sneeze came out before I could stop it - HHHAASSHHOOO! 
It was really, really strong - I managed to turn my head so I could catch direct it towards the crook of my arm, but not muffle it, so it was pretty loud too. 

Someone called “Bless you!!” from the next aisle, but I couldn’t reply because I was too embarrassed, and worried that if I opened my mouth I would sneeze again - I needed to sneeze again so much. 

Luckily I managed to pay for the milk and leave without another sneeze, though I did sneeze another one on the way home - I let it out a bit because there was no one around - Hhhhh…Heh-ESCHHHOO!

Then I finally had my cup of tea!! 

But the best part of this sorry tale is that my girlfriend brought milk home with her… 🤣🤣🤣

 

[kiku]

@Double G Awwww! 🤣 Thanks for sharing this nice little adventure with us! 👍 And bless you!
I really like the way you describe situations, and also the way you spell your sneezes - I can get a clear picture and imagine it all very well:
I hope you enjoyed your tea! 🫖

Edited March 17 by kiku

[etechie]

Thanks for sharing this with us., I like it when women have large powerful sneezes.  Now you don't have to worry about running out of milk but rather using it up before it goes bad.

[AntheaHolmes]

Awe. First, what amazing sneezes. Thanks for sharing. Secondly, what an amazing Girlfriend! Brings home milk. Yay, for more tea. ☺️🫖

[Double G]

On 3/17/2024 at 6:02 PM, kiku said:

@Double G Awwww! 🤣 Thanks for sharing this nice little adventure with us! 👍 And bless you!
I really like the way you describe situations, and also the way you spell your sneezes - I can get a clear picture and imagine it all very well:
I hope you enjoyed your tea! 🫖

Thank you so much! They were so strong - it makes my nose tickle just thinking about it. 🤧

[Double G]

On 3/18/2024 at 2:56 AM, etechie said:

Thanks for sharing this with us., I like it when women have large powerful sneezes.  Now you don't have to worry about running out of milk but rather using it up before it goes bad.

I love women with powerful sneezes too - especially if there’s a helpless build up before the big sneeze. 🤧 ❤️

[Double G]

On 3/18/2024 at 4:38 AM, AntheaHolmes said:

Awe. First, what amazing sneezes. Thanks for sharing. Secondly, what an amazing Girlfriend! Brings home milk. Yay, for more tea. ☺️🫖

Thank you! 😊

She’s pretty great - and likes tea as much as I do, which is all I ever wanted in a woman 🤣🤣🤣