The Rescue Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 (edited) Bob, Calvin, and Hob Rob a Bank.By: The RescueCowritten by: obsessedwithedwardIn the presence of: melonbun and *Dark_Side*One day there was a man named Bob.Who knew Calvin and Hob.They went into the forest, to sit on a log.One day they decided to ROB a bank.They ended up doing a bad job.So they went home.For corn on the cob.THE END.Amazing, I know. Edited August 28, 2009 by The Rescue Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 The most epic thing I've ever read.It was poetry, the most brilliant words people have said.And now, soon, we should go to bed.And the sky is NOT red.Epic. Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 (edited) I shall start with rebirthing a poem of mine.The most epic thing I've ever read.It was poetry, the most brilliant words people have said.And now, soon, we should go to bed.And the sky is NOT red.It was lovellyy.And now, I have one from The Rescue, here. (http://www.sneezefetishforum.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=34464)Now, get writing. Edited August 28, 2009 by obsessedwithedward Link to comment
morediscreetkid Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 wow what a journey Link to comment
The Rescue Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 It is the best journey anyone could ever imagine. And now... for the sequel (Said tranquilly like a zen poet).Bob, Calvin, and Hob Make a Movie.Bob had always dreamed of being a star.So he quickly got into his CAR to get Bob, Calvin, and Hob.On the way there they stopped at a bar.Where they watched an old man play the guitar.Eventually they got to the set where the cameras are.Unfortunately, Calvin got angry that someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar.He smashed all the cameras from afar.All anyone was left with was a scar.Bob, Calvin, and Hob were not able to become stars.THE END. Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 That was so lovely.Unfortunately, it ended so quickly.But tis the journey.Til more bid us a good hello, slowly.Loved it! Brilliant! xD Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 A sequel to The Rescue's original poetry! http://www.sneezefetishforum.org/forums/in...amp;#entry31024 Link to comment
The Dude Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 All right, time for some poetry! Here's one you can tell your friends at school...Gene, Gene made a machineand Joe, Joe made it go...Art, Art blew a fartand blew the whole damn thing apart. Link to comment
The Rescue Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 All right, time for some poetry! Here's one you can tell your friends at school...Gene, Gene made a machineand Joe, Joe made it go...Art, Art blew a fartand blew the whole damn thing apart.*Snaps*Thank you for contributing.That was beautiful. Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I must agree. That was an epic poem. Any more sequels to come Rescue? Link to comment
The Rescue Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 I must agree. That was an epic poem. Any more sequels to come Rescue?Be patient, be patient.It will come in time. (; Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 New Poetry from yours truly, Night and Studying. (Poem with 5, 7, 5 patterns of which I have forgotten the name of.)Dark engulfing herLight turned on by her bedroomStudying schoolHeck, it was a horrible poem. Don't deny. BUT CONGRATS TO RESCUE FOR STUDYING!Now... eh, I'll wait for a sequel. Link to comment
Vetinari Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 She stood on the bridge at midnight,Her lips were all a quiver.She gave a cough and her leg fell off,And floated down the river. Link to comment
The Rescue Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 She stood on the bridge at midnight,Her lips were all a quiver.She gave a cough and her leg fell off,And floated down the river.*Snaps*I enjoyed that thoroughly. Link to comment
Vetinari Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 (edited) To the edge of my seat, I mine ear did incline,And at the pale words I felt ice down my spine.“It just isn’t fair”, said the voice in a whine,"That the river just mentioned is never the Tyne,And the leg, oh so wooden, was it made of pine?And the hour that it fell, was it just before nine?I felt very smug as I snapped “Well it’s fine,To question and query such nonsense sublime,And to answer the questions I firmly decline,Would you have me disclaiming the nonsense is mine?"Well she hummed and she hawed and she gave me no sign,That she’d heard what I said but her actions define,What she thought of my conduct as she sucked on her wine,And she danced and threw sparks as she mouthed “Auld Lang Syne.” Edited August 28, 2009 by Vetinari Link to comment
The Rescue Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 To the edge of my seat, I mine ear did incline,And at the pale words I felt ice down my spine.“It just isn’t fair”, said the voice in a whine,"That the river just mentioned is never the Tyne,And the leg, oh so wooden, was it made of pine?And the hour that it fell, was it just before nine?I felt very smug as I snapped “Well it’s fine,To question and query such nonsense sublime,And to answer the questions I firmly decline,Would you have me disclaiming the nonsense is mine?"Well she hummed and she hawed and she gave me no sign,That she’d heard what I said but her actions define,What she thought of my conduct as she sucked on her wine,And she danced and threw sparks as she mouthed “Auld Lang Syne.”Deep. Very, very deep. Thank you for that. Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Mmm, just lovely.If only we were able to find that many rhyming words. Thanks for contributing. : ) Link to comment
The Dude Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 The fourth of July has come and gonebut thoughts of it still linger...`I held a firecracker in my handHas anyone seen my finger? Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 The Dude, I'm gonna fill in for The Rescue.Oh Snap, I loved that!And thanks for all the poetic justice. =) Link to comment
count tiszula Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I heard him then ,for I had justCompleted my design,To keep the Menai Bridge from rustBy boiling it in wine.Oh, that isn't the bit with all the rhymes, but unless I've got it mixed up it's near there. A parody of Wordsworth, too.... Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Pish posh. Regardless, it was lovely. Link to comment
zneeze Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I'm gonna be really random here.This is a haikuHaikus can be really lameThis one sure isn't (The smiley doesn't count as a syllable, does it? )Also:I read the wordsThere on the screenI have no clueWhat they could meanHow could she love me?Has she seen my face?Her feelings INeed to eraseI tell the truthAnd feel the guiltI've crushed the hopesThat she had builtBut I did the right thingI didn't hideIt'd be far worseIf I had liedWow, that's a piece of epic if I do say so myself Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Aw, very lovely. Nice job. =)That was a syllable... I think. Hehe. Link to comment
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