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:blushing: This?

TWO syllablubs for that one!

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What an epic topic! :blushing:

And woo, haikus! :sleep2: I'll add a tanka:

while having breakfast

I scraped something off my sole

(haven't bathed lately)

I gazed at it, hypnotized

what a way to fall in love

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Lyrically speaking Im kind of a genius

But I stay discreet so you prob never seen this

clerically creaking Im grime so come clean this

Say your face is neat, show you what self esteem is

Im your stimulus package so come and redeem this

Take you to Vegas and show you what a dream is

make some money stackage, tell you what C.R.E.A.M. is

Im kind of contagious, achooo o I should stream this.

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Bob, Calvin, and Hob Bake a Cheese Cake.

One day, Calvin was sitting beside a lake.

When suddenly, he felt the ground shake.

Turns out, it was a man name jake,

Who was smacking the ground with a rake.

It made Calvin's head start to ache,

So he went home to find comfort in his pet snake.

Sadly, the snake was not awake.

Calvin got the urge to make a steak.

But when he looked in the freezer, it was a fake.

So he called Hob and bob to come BAKE with him.

And with this idea they did partake.

So they concocted up a cheese cake.

THE END.

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How I crAve

A piece of cAke

Made of cheese and home mAde

Because of Bob, Calvin, and Hob who Ate

A cheesecAke

Brilliance. I loved it. ;D

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Epic Tellings

Stories

Beginning, Middle, and Beyond

Chapter One: Meetings

The cold air whipped at his face as he walked along the trail.

He was deep in the forest, yet he had not a clue where the path would take him. Every path led towards somewhere different. Where would this one lead?

Sighing, he gave up his quest to knowledge and capitulated towards his mind's desire, walking straight down it. He wished he could head backwards.

But he was lost.

Lost.

In the center of a war, raging between the wind and nature, he had been caught in the unending weave of existence, tangled and mingled into one, he had been caught in the center.

The forest. And lost.

Sighing, he ran his fingers through his hair, wondering which path to take. He had not a clue, aiming around anxiously for some smidge of hope.

Where was civilization when you needed it?

Sighing, he continued, huffing out a cool breath into the chilly summer air. It was soon night, and he would be lost.

I'd rather live without cheesecake. His thoughts were anguished, yet for silly reasons. He wanted food.

Perhaps the reasons then were not so silly. After all, it had been hours since he had partaken in any food, and being a man, he did enjoy consuming the beautiful thing of nutrition or sweet delicates.

It was his life though. Unfair, happy, a perfect blend perfectly meddled together and intertwined into one.

Just like mom and dad in the bedroom...

Shuddering, from both the thought and sudden sound he heard, he froze.

He could hear his breaths, each accelerating in speed. What's happening?

That, he did not know. Was it an animal? A bear?

Perhaps it was death and its unsilent call, clear as day in the midst of transition when light streamed away from his half of Earth's prescense and faded into the darkness brought with each parting of day.

Death's call...

He shivered again from the thought.

It was too soon for his end. He had nothing much in life to lose. Why should he be forced to lose it?

He had no friends. He wanted them, but they never came. Life was not a fan of capitulating to needs and lifting the bane of its cruelness from the innocent.

His family was simplistic, oblivious, and existent. Nothing else described them. Not even loving.

And his life, simply, was on the verge of ending in his thoughts.

And more so than ever, Bob was scared by the sounds of footsteps that tonight really was his end...

What do you think guys? =)

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Ok Ok. A poem...

I once had a very dumb fish

Who made a very big wish

He rubbed at his lamp and turned up his amp

And played a really sweet guitar riff

There...a poem...now my life is complete...

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Hey, you can't rush the creative process. ...Hey, wait! I've always had a life! It's just...a mediocre one... :laugh:

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Random poems about pie, you can thank obsessedwithedward for the tres inspirational topic. Do not enjoy. nyaa~ :3

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[Pie]

Pie is good.

Pie is yummy.

It's even better.

Inside my tummy.

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[Pie Flavours] ~ hush, you know you love my random fruity-flavoured pies ;3

Cherry, apple, orange, and lemon-

meringue, grape, raisin and melon.

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lul. I'm the most non-poetic person I know.

Ha, my life is complete~ ;3

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PIE is divine; it's awesome, cool and hep,

When seated on the distant Pontic steppe.

But how much yummier when it comes to reign

Upon the Eastern European plain!

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Reign on the Plane?

You're insane.

But you know

When I go,

On the Steppe

You will pep

Up your nose

Til it runs

Like a hose.

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Habanera I

It's rainier

In Lithuania;

The mania

is On-the -plainier....

Habanera II

La PIE est un oiseau rebelle

Qu'on ne peut jamais apprivoiser

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That was pretty EPIC. And it Cracked. Me. Up.

Here's one (this is like the first time I've ever written a poem)

My textbook flies through the air

Soaring like an egret

It slams into a big ripe pear

Just hope my teacher won't see it.

Haha. Total randomness

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:);):)

I like that one!

The owl and the pussycat went to sea,

But their boat it ran aground,

The owl flew off with a twit to woo,

And the poor old pussycat wasn't even asked to be a bridesmaid.

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