Vetinari Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 This?TWO syllablubs for that one! Link to comment
doggo Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 What an epic topic! And woo, haikus! I'll add a tanka:while having breakfastI scraped something off my sole(haven't bathed lately)I gazed at it, hypnotizedwhat a way to fall in love Link to comment
The Dude Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Here I sit, broken-hearted....Ahhh, never mind. Link to comment
morediscreetkid Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Lyrically speaking Im kind of a geniusBut I stay discreet so you prob never seen this clerically creaking Im grime so come clean thisSay your face is neat, show you what self esteem is Im your stimulus package so come and redeem thisTake you to Vegas and show you what a dream is make some money stackage, tell you what C.R.E.A.M. is Im kind of contagious, achooo o I should stream this. Link to comment
The Rescue Posted August 31, 2009 Author Share Posted August 31, 2009 Bob, Calvin, and Hob Bake a Cheese Cake.One day, Calvin was sitting beside a lake.When suddenly, he felt the ground shake.Turns out, it was a man name jake,Who was smacking the ground with a rake.It made Calvin's head start to ache,So he went home to find comfort in his pet snake.Sadly, the snake was not awake.Calvin got the urge to make a steak.But when he looked in the freezer, it was a fake.So he called Hob and bob to come BAKE with him.And with this idea they did partake.So they concocted up a cheese cake.THE END. Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 How I crAveA piece of cAkeMade of cheese and home mAdeBecause of Bob, Calvin, and Hob who AteA cheesecAkeBrilliance. I loved it. ;D Link to comment
The Rescue Posted September 2, 2009 Author Share Posted September 2, 2009 Those words flow brilliantly.xD Link to comment
obsessed Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Mmm, that they did like a river and stream, hand in hand, simonteneously flowing until they become one.(Whatever that means. Haha.) Link to comment
obsessed Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Epic TellingsStoriesBeginning, Middle, and BeyondChapter One: MeetingsThe cold air whipped at his face as he walked along the trail.He was deep in the forest, yet he had not a clue where the path would take him. Every path led towards somewhere different. Where would this one lead?Sighing, he gave up his quest to knowledge and capitulated towards his mind's desire, walking straight down it. He wished he could head backwards.But he was lost.Lost.In the center of a war, raging between the wind and nature, he had been caught in the unending weave of existence, tangled and mingled into one, he had been caught in the center.The forest. And lost.Sighing, he ran his fingers through his hair, wondering which path to take. He had not a clue, aiming around anxiously for some smidge of hope.Where was civilization when you needed it?Sighing, he continued, huffing out a cool breath into the chilly summer air. It was soon night, and he would be lost.I'd rather live without cheesecake. His thoughts were anguished, yet for silly reasons. He wanted food.Perhaps the reasons then were not so silly. After all, it had been hours since he had partaken in any food, and being a man, he did enjoy consuming the beautiful thing of nutrition or sweet delicates.It was his life though. Unfair, happy, a perfect blend perfectly meddled together and intertwined into one.Just like mom and dad in the bedroom...Shuddering, from both the thought and sudden sound he heard, he froze.He could hear his breaths, each accelerating in speed. What's happening?That, he did not know. Was it an animal? A bear?Perhaps it was death and its unsilent call, clear as day in the midst of transition when light streamed away from his half of Earth's prescense and faded into the darkness brought with each parting of day.Death's call...He shivered again from the thought.It was too soon for his end. He had nothing much in life to lose. Why should he be forced to lose it?He had no friends. He wanted them, but they never came. Life was not a fan of capitulating to needs and lifting the bane of its cruelness from the innocent.His family was simplistic, oblivious, and existent. Nothing else described them. Not even loving.And his life, simply, was on the verge of ending in his thoughts.And more so than ever, Bob was scared by the sounds of footsteps that tonight really was his end...What do you think guys? =) Link to comment
The Rescue Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 One word. EPIC. <333 Link to comment
Lucian Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Ok Ok. A poem...I once had a very dumb fishWho made a very big wishHe rubbed at his lamp and turned up his ampAnd played a really sweet guitar riffThere...a poem...now my life is complete... Link to comment
The Rescue Posted September 5, 2009 Author Share Posted September 5, 2009 FINALLY! DANG IT! That was wonderful. Thank you so much for this contribution. Your life IS complete now. And so is everyone else's. Link to comment
obsessed Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Why, of course. Thank you for that lovely poem Arakune, it took you 6 hours to write but you finally managed. You now have a life. Link to comment
Lucian Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Hey, you can't rush the creative process. ...Hey, wait! I've always had a life! It's just...a mediocre one... Link to comment
melonbun Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Random poems about pie, you can thank obsessedwithedward for the tres inspirational topic. Do not enjoy. nyaa~ :3- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -[Pie]Pie is good.Pie is yummy.It's even better.Inside my tummy.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -[Pie Flavours] ~ hush, you know you love my random fruity-flavoured pies ;3Cherry, apple, orange, and lemon-meringue, grape, raisin and melon.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -lul. I'm the most non-poetic person I know.Ha, my life is complete~ ;3 Link to comment
obsessed Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 MELONBUN! I LOVE IT!THANK YOU SO MUCH! *squeal*Your life is also complete. Link to comment
The Rescue Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 I was quaking in my penny loafers as I read this.Brilliant work. Really. Link to comment
Helter Skelter Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Is it just me who's read this topic with a expression? Maybe I'm just slow on the uptake.I like it though. Link to comment
count tiszula Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 PIE is divine; it's awesome, cool and hep,When seated on the distant Pontic steppe.But how much yummier when it comes to reignUpon the Eastern European plain! Link to comment
Vetinari Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Reign on the Plane? You're insane.But you knowWhen I go,On the SteppeYou will pepUp your noseTil it runsLike a hose. Link to comment
count tiszula Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Habanera IIt's rainierIn Lithuania;The maniais On-the -plainier....Habanera IILa PIE est un oiseau rebelleQu'on ne peut jamais apprivoiser Link to comment
Marceline Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 That was pretty EPIC. And it Cracked. Me. Up.Here's one (this is like the first time I've ever written a poem) My textbook flies through the air Soaring like an egret It slams into a big ripe pear Just hope my teacher won't see it.Haha. Total randomness Link to comment
Vetinari Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I like that one!The owl and the pussycat went to sea,But their boat it ran aground,The owl flew off with a twit to woo,And the poor old pussycat wasn't even asked to be a bridesmaid. Link to comment
The Rescue Posted October 3, 2009 Author Share Posted October 3, 2009 Hehe. I just realized these new contributions. xD They're works of art. Link to comment
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