Vetinari Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Drops Spam on Chocolate Armagh Link to comment
Jemmabean Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Nobby's Nuts!You introduced me to those one fine day and I maintain that they are very, very tasty! Link to comment
Vetinari Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Nobby's Nuts!You introduced me to those one fine day and I maintain that they are very, very tasty! A bit like the two of you really! Link to comment
Vetinari Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Ooh goodness? Is that the kind of goodness a man experiences when he wades into water and realises as it reaches his nobby's nuts that the water it isn't too cold? Link to comment
count tiszula Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Cast your Nobby's Nuts upon the water.... Link to comment
Vetinari Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Cast them? First time I've heard it called that! Link to comment
The Dude Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 ...but didn't you know that Nobby's Nuts were in a cast? "Hello Dolly", I think it was. They played alongside the California Raisins. Link to comment
Vetinari Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 California Dreaming inside a cloned sheep? Fascinating! Link to comment
count tiszula Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 I think those were Dolly's Nuts. An unfortunate byproduct of a major error in the cloning process. They used to be widely sold with California Raisins, all of which had to be over eighteen. They were called Dolly Mixture.How I love a pun that is so elaborate it takes several days to set up. Exits, singing "All the leaves are brown...." Link to comment
count tiszula Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I beg your Dolly Perdon;I never promised you a roo's guerdon...As they say in Australia... Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 10, 2010 Author Share Posted August 10, 2010 But do they say so in New Zealand? Or Antartica for that matter? Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 STORY TIME.Once upon a time there was a bored girl.She wrote a story which she posted in an old thread.The end. Link to comment
melonbun Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 TIME STORY.Once upon a time there was a story.The end. Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 24, 2010 Author Share Posted August 24, 2010 That was too beautiful for words. Link to comment
count tiszula Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 A SHORT SHORT HISTORY OF TIMELet there be...BANG! Wheee... And now we know the universe to be banana-shaped...eeehW !CRUNCH [Repeat ad infinitum?] Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 25, 2010 Author Share Posted August 25, 2010 CAPTAIN CRUNCH CREATED THE BIG BANG THEORY?! GASPPPPP. Link to comment
Vetinari Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Actually, it was a big Granny Smith. Link to comment
nolongeractive Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 CAPTAIN CRUNCH CREATED THE BIG BANG THEORY?! GASPPPPP. WHAT?? DO YOU MEAN THIS IS NEWS TO YOU???? Link to comment
obsessed Posted August 26, 2010 Author Share Posted August 26, 2010 It is NEWs.You see? Link to comment
Vetinari Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Bustard Cream anyone? Link to comment
Blah!? Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Just making sure this moshpit of a thread doesn't die on us anytime soon... Link to comment
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