WHACK WHACK WHACK

[High on Lullabies]

Say it ain't so! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAY IT AINT! *panics*

.....please?

[Vetinari]

HoL, put that God down. You don't know where it's bean.

[obsessed]

I eat (vanilla) bean (icecream). They is good.

[March Hare]

We are staaaaaaaaaaaaaardust!

[obsessed]

WE ARE NO STRANGERS TO LOVEEEE.

[just an average fun girl]

but strangers create love

[Vetinari]

Tooth is stranger than friction!

[TheCakeIsAlive]

But then what happens when the tooth creates the friction?

[The Dude]

It's actually the pulp that creates the friction.

Have you heard the word? The word is Byrd!

[Vetinari]

Byrd?

Breast or leg?

[curliecatlover]

jumps in for no reason with a hammer!

[Vetinari]

I'll see your hammer and raise you one fish and a silly hat

[curliecatlover]

*Runs of gets on a boat and realises she cant swim*

[Vetinari]

• I think therefore I am.
  
• I have a boat (and probably a life jacket) and therefore I don't need to swim.
  

1. Compare and contrast the above statements (be specific)
   
2. When (in your opinion) would it be safe to bee in a boat?
   
3. Whit wey does the engine say 'Toot-toot'?
   
4. Is it feart to gang in the tunnel?
   

[curliecatlover]

the answer to all those questions is

pineapple

[March Hare]

I think before I am. Yes!

[curliecatlover]

can i use a life-line?

[count tiszula]

Who had what written on whose what?

[March Hare]

Who was before I thought?

[Blah!?]

THe DalEks aRe, WeRE anD AlWays WIlL bE. We ARe ETerNAl.

You THinK ThErefORe YoU mUSt bE EXTERMINATED!

BuT fOR thE FUtuRe oF thE DaLEk RaCE, ThIs tHreAd MUST BE PRESERVED!

[Vetinari]

*preserves the thread in vinegar*

[obsessed]

*preserves in pickle juice*

[count tiszula]

Are they not one and the same?

I heard him then for I had just completed my design

To keep the cherished thread from rust by boiling it in wine.....

General Ignorance question; what was the real fluid used to protect the Menai bridge? Pork pie for the inventive...

[Vetinari]

Linseed foil?

Of course there was the misunderstanding I had with my German friend when I tried to explain gherkins to her (to go with the pork pie obviously) and what vinegar was ..... when I said cucumber in a preservative, the picture in her mind was rather different from the one I had intended.

[count tiszula]

Seems a good enough suggestion for at least a virtual veal and brain pie!

But wait a moment; does pickles commonly mean cucumbers, or peppers [like Peter Piper]?

Can you get a cucumber into a small doner?