The Story GAME (check it out!)

[RoyalFlush]

I used to play this game in school! On paper, I hope this will be fun for you all! Please read the rules first!:

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Objective: Make a hilarious stupid story that everyone created!

What to do: Write one sentece of a story that applies to the sentece that came before you!

Here are the rules.

1- Only write one sentence, keep it short, simple, to the point, and light hearted.

2- Only post the sentece, not comments.

3- Don't post anything a 13 year old couldn't read.

4- You only read the post before yours. (if you haven't posted yet.)

5- Only read the whole story if you've already posted your sentence, this keeps things random and fun! (it will take time to get intresting! So everybody post!)

6- Yes, you can post mulitple times if you haven't read the story in a long time, and lots of people have posted since.

7- No one can use The END... don't end the story.

Enjoy the game I'll start us off!

(Only the first poster should read the sentece below.)

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Once upon a time in a distant land, there lived a group of people who loved to eat pie.

[Anonymouse]

They called themselves the Pie-o-philes, and they kept their ovens on day and night, baking pies nonstop.

[TheCakeIsAlive]

The Pie-o-philes, however, soon realised that they produced more pies than they could eat.

[Kiwifruit]

So naturally, they tapped into their inner clowns and started looking around for someone to throw them at!

[Sneesee]

So they found a colony of clowns who lived nearby, and started throwing the pies at them.

[Galaxy]

These clowns, coincidentally, had far too little pie, and tried to salvage as many of the Pie-o-philes' pie as they could.

[Always]

But the Pie-o-philes hated that the clowns attempted to save the pies, and decided to declare a pie war.

[count tiszula]

The first Pieophile Army was recruited and commanded by Brigadier Spearhavoc Pastry-Crust, but his evil half-brother, Mr Pastry, opposed him because he had defected to a sect which insisted on serving eels with their pies.

[polychrome]

Not as tempting as you might think!

[LeapYearKisses]

Although, he had to agree that the idea had a certain appeal...

[Icee]

He folded his hands behind his back and hid the gold coin in his palm.

[Kiwifruit]

He could only hope that the coin, worth more than his annual salary, would be hidden from thieves!

[polychrome]

He stood up, knees creaking and back popping, and went off to scrub the evidence from under his usually clean and manicured nails.

[NoV]

But while cleaning his nails, he looked up at his reflection in the mirror and to his horror, found that his great, bushy beard had turned pure white with the shock!

[March Hare]

There was nothing else for it: he would have to adapt his general appearance to the new status his white beard inevitably gave him, and he resolved to start with finding himself a new set of clothes.

[haeeshoo]

Like most men, his fashion sense was based mostly on what doesn't itch.

[count tiszula]

He first selected a St Andrew's undergraduate gown, but realised that he would have to wear something under it, and extracted an old white three=piece suit with a double-breasted lapelled waistcoat to match his beard.

[polychrome]

In a moment of increasingly frequent impulsive end to indecision he eschewed the suit after all and draped the robe over his mischievously naked frame.

[Dusty15]

Then, completely starkers except for the silk dressing gown, he went out into the garden of the manor house and sat down on his favorite chaise, waiting for his guest's arrival.

[Spoo]

A particularly fat and ungraceful toad hopped over and sat at his feet, croaking in a dulled baritone.

[curliecatlover]

The toad was annoyed as it missed glee.

[SweaterWeather]

But luckily, his friend the Baron had the newest episode on DVR.

[Kiwifruit]

In excitement he arranged to meet and watch this wonderful show together, just like old times.

[TheCakeIsAlive]

The show was wonderful and they all had a great time until they started to bring up the memories connected with the aforementioned old times...

[RoyalFlush]

They all looked at each other, keeping themselves quite, until the smallest one stood up and shouted, "I didn't eat pizza ok! I only ate the sausages from the top! So just drop it!"